***GROUP RELOCATES TO XIAN***

ALEX! Where are you, you traitorous Mercury Adept?
Aren't you a little traitorous too, drinking caffeine when you were told not to?
Oh, poo-ey!
It must have been very boring running around Imil and healing people...
FEIIIIZHIII!
ALEEEX!
FOOOOOOOD!
O_o;;;
I'm hungry.
We only ate an hour ago.
...
=(
!!!
Oh, warrior! You came too late! ;_;
???
Nearly an hour ago, a blue haired man came along and stabbed Hsu with his sword, then left! We tried to save Hsu, but he died five minutes ago from
loss of blood... ;_;
Alex... you little...
Where did he go, Feizhi?
;_; I dont know! Last I saw him was leaving Xian!
Alex could be anywhere now, he can warp.
*warps in* Did anybody mention me?
!!!
You murderer!
???
???
Feizhi, Alex here killed Hsu, did he not?
Excuse me, I had better things to do than run around killing fat monks!
;_; N...no... and he didn't like being called a fat monk, please desist.
FAT MONK!
SHUT UP!
O_o'
Wait... so Alex did not kill Hsu?
But you said a blue-haired man did it!
Y-yes... but not that blue-haired man.
My name is Alex, thank you very much!
Alex the traitorous coward.
Mia the traitorous caffeine-drinker.
Please stop sniping at each other, we must find out who killed Hsu.
Someone who didn't like Hsu?
...
What did he look like, Feizhi?
I... don't know...
???
He... he wore a mask!
???
Leave it to me, I shall settle this.
Alright... do whatever you like...
*starts mindreading Alex*
Is he reading the blue-haired man's mind?
Yep.
ALEX! Ahh... stop it, stop invading my mind!
Oh? You have something to hide?
*stops* O_o
Well?
I SAID it wasn't him!
Was he, like, bigger or smaller than Alex or something?
Certainly, much bigger than Alex, warrior.
Alex could have been wearing stilts.
...
It wasn't Alex. He doesn't have a clue who killed Hsu.
Hey, Ivan's speaking in rhyme!
...
;_;
We must embark on a quest to find out...
WHO KILLED HSU?
I shall accompany you!
I have nothing better to do... I shall come along.
Didn't you want to go somewhere?
I did! But as soon as I went near the ruins where Mt. Aleph used to be in case I could recover the power, the big ball of rock appeared and I only just warped away in time! What did you think I was doing for a whole hour?
I dunno...
Let's go!
Where?
Lama Temple!
???
My sister, Master Hama, may be able to tell us all we need to know.
Must be cool having someone like her for a sis.
Master Hama is nice woman, we go see her immediately.
Is she a Jupiter Adept like Ivan?
Yes... how did you know I was a Jupiter Adept?
Oh, come on, I'm not stupid! I know Jupiter Adepts are the only ones who can read minds.
Oh... you certainly know a lot, Alex.
A pity he hasn't yet mastered the art of getting lost when we want him to.
Stop it, Mia. He may come in useful.
???
...
We must depart at once!

***THE GROUP GOES TO LAMA TEMPLE***

=( SISTER? HAMA!!!!!
Master Hama must be out!
Just when we need her most! This isn't fair!
... =( Great, she probably went back to Contigo again and left me! ;_;
I'm sure she wouldn't abandon you here...
This is futile. He was probably just a harmless person who didn't like fat monks.
Shut your mouth, Alex.
No.
Isaac?
???
What do we do now?
The only thing we can do is wait for Hama.
Shouldn't we be pursuing Hsu's murderer?
We don't know where he is, Master Hama should be able to tell us.
For all we know, he could be up on Mt. Aleph nicking the power.
NO! Nobody shall take my power!
... I give up.
!!! I sense somebody...
???

You seek me do you not?

  !!!
You shall never unmask me.
AHHH!
Hey, he's wearing a mask like Felix did once! I remember!
... *sigh*
He's huge!
He's the man who killed Hsu!
You dirty rotter!
Who the heck is this dude?
Hehehehe... I am a Mercury Adept.
(sarcasm) Noooo... we can tell you're a Jupiter Adept!
(sarcasm) No, Mia, look, his blue hair means he is obviously a Mars Adept!
(sarcasm) Nah, he's gotta be a Venus Adept!
Why did you kill Hsu?
Just tell us who you are!
I'd mindread him... if he wasn't so huge!
As if a little squirt like you could mindread the great Mercury Adept of Imil!
???
IMIL?
Yes, I am the greatest Mercury Adept of Imil! HAHAHAHA!
YOU? Don't make me laugh!
If you're the "greatest", I must be omnipowerful and immortal.
But you aren't!
EXACTLY!
Garet... you're stupid.
Mia... Alex... who the heck is he?
I DON'T KNOW!
Of course you don't, and neither do I, in case none of you had noticed, he is wearing a MASK!
Oh yes, I noticed that immediately!
What happened to the Mercury clan dudes of Imil anyway?
They weren't all dudes, Garet...
...
Basically, they did a runner and abandoned me, Mia, Megan and Justin in Imil. ALL of them.
That is so horrible!
Creeps.
Yeah! They even tried to make me not drink caffeine!
Could we please forget the caffeine and try to find out who this masked freak is?
Ivan... you probably made him mad now.
GRRR...
AAAHHHH! I'm SCARED!
...
Don't worry! I know kung fu!
You do have Psynergy, don't you?
Yeah... I have Jupiter Psynergy.
Its going to take more than Psynergy to defeat me.
WHAT?
Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he's just bluffing.
E-everybody... l-lets... run... away...
No.
WHAT?
Be brave, courage is an asset.
But if we fought him, it would be suicide!
Suicide's against the rules isn't it?
What rules?
=\
I must avenge the death of Hsu...
Shut up about Hsu!
No, YOU shut up! We CAN defeat him!
NO WE CANT!
To tell the truth, I don't have a clue if we can or cant...
It's not like he's the size of a dragon, of course we can...
How many dragons have the four of us fought? Hmm?
...
A few...
Big ones.
You shall have to match his strength to defeat him.
HAHAHAHAHA I AM UNDEFEATABLE!
RUN!
=( Do you think Hsu would be angry if we didn't avenge his death?
Screw this, I'm going back to Mt. Aleph...
No, you aren't! Feizhi, I'm sure Hsu wouldn't know any better if we did or not. Garet, Ivan, Mia... feel free to leave me to die.
Well, if you're going to put it THAT way, Isaac...
Come with us!
If we defeat him, perhaps we can unmask him.
=\ We must be strong.
WAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA you kids think you can defeat me? Yeah right!
(sarcasm) Oh, look, I'm wetting myself so bad!
Stay and die or leave and let others die... nice choices!
I'd rather run and let others die!
You're so selfish, Garet!
What's the point of committing suicide?
...
I sense that this Mercury Adept is extremely powerful... he gives me the chills.
Oh? Interesting. Do you sense a lot of power within me?
No, I only sense you are a weak...
*glares*
Um, I mean, a mighty powerful warrior!
Flattery isn't going to save us from this madman.
Heh... heh... heh...
I'm fighting.
I'm NOT!
Isaac, I shall aid you.
I shall run like a rabbit, it is the only way for me.
I'm going with Garet. Garet, let's go back to Xian.
Sure! Let's go!
I'll cross the Lamakan Desert and head onwards to Kalay.
I'll go where I like.
*leave*
*also leaves*
*warps away*
We are now alone.
Feizhi... leave me and return to Xian, I can do this myself.
No! It's my fault you're fighting him! I should never have told you about Hsu, now I will fight with you to the end.
Heh... heh... how sweet, you two want to die together.
>=(
...

***SOMETHING VERY STRANGE HAPPENS TO ISAAC AND FEIZHI THAT WE CANNOT EXPLAIN, BECAUSE IT IS STRANGE AND ABSOLUTELY UNEXPLAINABLE, DON'T ASK!***

GAIA'S WRATH!
HOLY WINDS OF XIAN!
AAAIIIIEEEE YOU HAVE KILLED ME! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
He's gone! We killed him!
We did not get to unmask him but it does not matter...
Well done, Isaac... Feizhi...
Yes, well done... you had amazing power to defeat a foe that mighty...
Master Hama! Who was he?
Just a big bad Mercury Adept with nasty powers, he is now dead so do not worry yourselves. Return to Xian, your friends await you.
Sis, I will accompany them to Xian.
Very well, Ivan.

***ISAAC, FEIZHI AND IVAN GO TO XIAN***

This food is great.
Yeah, I guess it is.
What's wrong, Mia? Why don't you eat?
Not hungry.
Are you worried about Isaac and Feizhi?
...
So am I.
Well, sorry to worry you like that!
Isaac and Feizhi killed the mad Mercury Adept! We didn't get to unmask him though.
Hsu! I have avenged your death!
Congratulations!
Congrats.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
*burps*
EWWW! GARET!
What's that noise? No, I dont mean Garet burping... something else...
Kinda like a whooshing noise...
Alex warping?
Alex's warping doesn't make any noise, dumbo.
AAAHHH!

**BIG BLINDING FLASH OF BLUE LIGHT***

Wh-where are we?
I don't think we're in Vale...
I thought we were time travelling...
Yes, to stop the accident...
!!!
???
We must get to Vale... save Felix, Mom, Dad, Isaac's father...
Um, the accident was three years ago-
So you're a little bit LATE!
NOOO! We wanted to save them!
You are trying to save Felix?
Yeah, and my mommy and daddy too!
And my dad as well!
The Mt. Aleph boulder fell on top of them...
Alright, what's going on here?
I want to save Felix!
Felix doesn't need saving.
NO! I HAVE TO SAVE FELIX!
I JUST TOLD YOU HE DOESN'T NEED SAVING!
Um, Jenna, the kids are trying to prevent the accident...
Yes!
Its actually us...
From three years ago...
How come we couldn't time travel and they could?
Please help me save Felix, Mom, Dad...
Me... I mean, Jenna.... ahh, just get over it.
Jenna! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Excuse me-?!
WAAAAAAAAH! ;_;
Crybaby!
Jenna's not a crybaby, I wont let you call her that!
Too late, I just did!
Garet, you're a creep...
Thanks!
WAAAAAAAH! ;_;
Sol have mercy upon me...
Listen, just go back to your own time...
Um... ok...

***ANOTHER BLINDING BLUE LIGHT, AND YOUNG ISAAC, YOUNG GARET AND YOUNG JENNA HAVE DISAPPEARED BACK TO THE PAST***

Look! The dock's still here!
Isaac, wake up!
*is in his bed* Huh?
*is pulling his chest* Hey, why am I pulling this? Oh, yeah, because I'm an idiot.

***THE DOCK, 5 MINUTES LATER***

Felix!
*appears and walks onto the dock* Hey... it's storming, we'd better move...
NO! DON'T MOVE!
Huh? Why?

*BIG BOULDER COMES ALONG AND KNOCKS FELIX INTO THE RIVER*

*walking past* UH OH! *comes onto the dock, followed by Felix's parents following*
*is behind Kyle* Felix! *follows Kyle onto dock*
HELP!
Oh no, Felix!
He's been knocked into the river!

***5 MINUTES LATER***

*panicking* OH NO MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!
It's ok, Jenna, Felix will be fine, we'll save him...
No, no, we can't...

***RANDOMNESS, WITH ROPE THROWING AND JENNA AND DORA GOING TO GET HELP AND DORA ASKS YOUNG ISAAC AND YOUNG GARET TO GO AND GET HELP, WHICH THEY DO AND THEY RETURN TO THE BRIDGE***

MOM! DAD!
DAAAAD!
Please... GET OFF THE DOCK!
Oh, is that you kids up there? I see you found some help, get down here so we can save Felix...
Oh no, oh no, OH NO!
Why do I get the feeling that big boulder on Mt. Aleph is about to come rolling down any minute?

***THE KIDS GO DOWN BUT THE BOULDER FALLS ANYWAY AND 'KILLS' EVERYBODY***

NOT GOOD!

***BACK TO THE PRESENT***

Honest, it's the truth!
Riiiight... let me get this straight, you say yours, Isaac's and Garet's past selves time travelled over here...
3 years too late to stop the accident and in the wrong place? A long way off, weren't they?
Let me sort this out *MIND READS JENNA, ISAAC, GARET, IVAN, MIA AND FEIZHI* They're telling the truth.
At least they are gone...
It was totally weird, Felix.
Stupid kids, trying to save Felix, and Jenna kept trying to say he didn't need saving but they didnt listen!
You're stupid? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...
One of those kids was YOU, Isaac...
Um, yeah...
It is ok, Isaac, I do not think you stupid.
Er... thanks?
This is POINTLESS!
There's been a lot of pointless pointlessness going on today.
Hopefully it will soon be over.
Not by a long shot, Sheba!
Guess who's baaaack?
AAAAAAHHHHH!
???
Surprised are you?
Ha ha ha... don't worry, children...
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
These people are extremely strange-looking, who are they?
The great and mighty Saturos!
The even greater and mightier Agatio!
Menardi, the expert on Death Scythe
Karst, younger sister of Menardi.
Didn't Saturos, Menardi, Agatio ad Karst die?
Hmm, yes, I fell down didnt I? And Menardi too...
We wound up in a Sanctum and were Revived.
And Karst and I froze to death...
We too were sent to a sanctum and revived!
Crap!
All our hard work was for nothing!
We'll never make it as murderers now.
... Ivan!
This is most strange...
That's right, state the obvious.
Sheba, I will protect you.
Shut up, I don't need protecting.
Sheba, you're 14 years old...
I am about a thousand years old, give or take.
=) Really?
Actually, no, I'm only about a hundred...
So, Felix, looks like you chose a side finally...
What's that supposed to mean?
Oh we could never tell if you supported us, or Isaac and his friends.
Stop messing with my mind!
I don't go for picking sides.
Aren't you supposed to be on ours?
Aren't you on our side?
ALEX! TELL US!
What, in front of four mad Mars Adepts and eight of you? Um...
I know Spark Plasma...
And I know Pyroclasm.
T_T You're threatening me?
Yup.
WE KNOW DEATH SCYTHE!
My my, your ears are pointy...
Mia!
Are you saying pointy ears are bad?
Saturos, Menardi, Agatio and Karst have pointy ears and are evil.
I don't have pointy ears, and I was never evil ^_______^
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were once upon a time-
SHUT UP, GARET!!!
T_T Of course, I don't think he's evil now- I said I *thought* so, ONCE UPON A TIME!
-_-;;; Just shut up, Garet
Alex doesnt have pointy ears therefore, Alex is not evil!
WAHOO! ^_^ Oops! O_o'
YOU FILTHY TRAITORS!
WE WERE NEVER ON YOUR SIDE, WE'RE NOT TRAITORS!
GET THEM!
FELIX! ALEX!
Alex!
Felix!
O_O FIGHT!
Oh no! It's four against two-
  >=) WE'LL HELP!
  CRAP!
No!
  Its OUR fight!
   =\
>=)

***LOTS OF BATTLING LATER AND NEITHER SIDE IS WINNING...***

I predict someone's gonna go down sooner or later... considering its four Mars Adepts against a Mercury and Venus Adept, it's pretty even...
x_X
DEW! REVIVE!
Thanks.
Urgh... -_-
PURE PLY!
^_^
CHEATS!

***LOTS MORE BATTLING AND HEALING LATER...***

x_X
You did it! You beat them, alone!
  ^_______^
^_^
This place smells. Lets go and pay our last respects to Hsu.
O...ok... Ill take you all to his body...

***EVERYONE GOES TO THE SANCTUM WHERE HSU IS LYING***

*snorts* You call this guy dead?
He does look very dead...
Deadest I've ever seen someone, I think.
Poor dead Hsu.
Of course he's dead you moron!
Look! He's dead!
Dead as a doornail.
Dead... just plain dead...
=) *casts Revive*
...
You call THAT dead?
... he doesn't look very dead...
He's breathing, his eyes are open...
So we'll just say he's alive again!
Wow, Felix, I never thought of that!
HSU!
Hsu's back to life...
Never mind Isaac ;)
Shut up.
Isaac loves you, Feizhi.
!!!
That was very cruel, Mia!
... *runs off somewhere*
FEIZHI! *follows*
No pinch my girl! *follows*
Tut tut, look what you did, Mia.
I was only being truthful!
They'll sort it out someday, never mind.
I bet it's gonna wind up a war of Isaac versus Hsu.
Over that purple haired girl? How sad.
Feizhi...
Love isnt very easy for them right now huh?
Ah, young love. Never bothered to experience it myself.
O_o'
I just never saw the point in becoming emotionally attached to someone.
Poor sad little Picard...
Excuse me?
Uh, I didn't say anything! Really!
Sheba...
Lets go outside and see what Isaac, Feizhi and Hsu are up to.
Isn't that a little bit rude?
I'm with Felix, I want to see what's going on.
I feel like going back to the ruins of Mt. Aleph...
Well, don't expect Dew to help if the Wise One kills you...
O_o;;; You're taking on that big ball of rock? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Hey, he's the one who's got a problem with ME! I'd be quite happy if he ignored me, believe me.
The Wise One is a bully! You should have been there on the Mars Lighthouse!
Yeah, the Wise One sicked a huge three headed dragon on us!
The three-headed dragon being Isaac's dad, and mine and Jenna's parents...
I remember one of the heads coming off and it yelled something about being Isaac's father, he totally freaked out.
Yeah, and the last head to come off screamed 'Felix! Jenna!' remember?
That was one of the weirdest fights we EVER fought...
As well as one of the hardest I should think.
I was nearly wetting myself every time it summoned!
I wonder if anybody out there has the potential to match the Wise One's power, and defeat him?
Maybe.
Doubt it, who else can summon three headed dragons?
...

***OUTSIDE***

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HOW YOU FELT EARLIER?
I...was afraid...
...
AFRAID? OF WHAT?!
I thought you might not feel the same way about me... I thought you might prefer Hsu....
HSU? I don't LOVE him! I only worried about him because he was taking ages to get back to Xian!
But Feizhi! I love YOU! ;_;
SHUT THE HELL UP, ULMUCH!
;_; My name's Hsu, not Ulmuch! *runs off*
Sorry...
It's alright, Isaac...
...

***BACK INSIDE THE SANCTUM***

There are few things I hate.
Great, another one of Picard's Rambling Sessions...
Why me, why me?
SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!
People who call me old...
Its not like you LOOK old...
People who think I'm a teenager...
You DO look like a teenager!
... Saturos, Menardi, Agatio and Karst...
I can understand why...
Briggs...
You're STILL on that 'Jail stinks, Pirates stink' trip?!
And the name Piers *glares*
Oh, right, that's Camelot's new name for you isn't it? *snicker, snicker*
...my name is Picard...
Right, and I'm Garcia...
Jasmine!
No alternate name for me...
I'm Gerald...
And I'm... Mary...
Camelot will pay for this, they will pay dearly...
Lets see, Camelot lives in Japan... unless it was Camelot of USA, UK, wherever...
You're not supposed to threaten Camelot...
Why?
...
Because Camelot are our makers!
Besides, you should be glad they didn't change it to something like...
Pat! *falls over laughing*
MY NAME IS PICARD DAMMIT! *attacks Alex with Diamond Burg*
...what did I do?
Warning, warning, volatile Mercury Adept in the area! Goes by name of Pi...
*waves Sol Blade at Felix threateningly*
...card O_o' Hey, give me that back now!
Only Isaac and Felix can use that sword...
What a strange sword...
If I'm volatile, it's Mia and Alex's fault!
Sometimes you behave like a Mars Adept... !!!
???
>=) *leaves*
I should have mindread him when I had the chance!
*grabs Sol Blade back and resheathes it* I wonder what Ivan is up to...
Ivan is evil, isn't it obvious?
Not really...
>=(

***IVAN ENTERS WITH ISAAC AND FEIZHI***

Don't worry, everything is fine... Hsu's a little bit upset, but never mind...
>=) *pushes Isaac towards Picard and whispers* He'll give you a whole bunch of Hard Nuts and Apples if you do it!
O_O *mindreads Ivan* !!!
???
o.O ...
...
Uh... he-hey... Piers... O_o;
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
IIIIIVAAAAAN!!!
*screams* He said you'd give me lots of Hard Nuts and Apples if I did it!
O_O; He's lying! R-really!
>=| *blasts Ivan with several Diamond Burgs and sticks his sword into Isaac's torso* If you ever call me Piers again...
X_______x;;;
I'm SORRY! I'm SORRY! REALLY REALLY SORRY!
*mindreads Isaac* He's sorry, Picard!
*withdraws the sword* Then you'll be a HEAD shorter!
O_o;
Don't worry, I'll make sure Isaac behaves...
*stares at Ivan's unconscious body* O_o We should have called him that when we were fighting Doom Dragon...
Yes, it would have been a lot easier!
...
Just ignore them, Picard.
Picard, the powerful Lemurian... O_o'
Not kidding...
*kicks Ivan's body* What should we do with this evil Jupiter Adept?
Revive him and subject him to loads of torture!
... O_O NO!
He awoke!
DIE!
Aw, come on, he likes being called Piers really- O_o
*eyes are changing to red* (really calm voice) What did you call me, Ivan?
Um... hehehehe... *mindreads Picard*
*thinking* That's it, Im going to Lemuria and find out who decided I should be christened Piers for my English name...
...what are you going to DO?
*also mindreading* You want to go back to Lemuria?
NO! There'll be lots of evil Piers-clones there! Uh, PICARD-clones!
My parents will rue the day they said my English name should be Piers...
  But your parents are already dead!
Oh yeah, bummer... oh well, I want to talk to the King... he was very close to my parents and he may have lent a hand... you never know...
Well, we'll just have to accompany you and make sure you don't do anything CRAZY!
AWESOME! We finally get to go to Lemuria!
Yeah! That evil Babi wanted us to go, but we never did...
Oh hell, oh hell, oh HELL...
LETS GO!
I wanna come too!
Hey, I heard that all of you were going to embark on a quest to Lemuria, I have a need to speak with the King and with Lunpa about some stuff
you really don't need to know, so I shall accompany you because I like irritating you all to no end, so there!
OH NO!!!

***LEMURIA***

Ah, this is Lemuria, where many Mercury Adepts live and home to an amazing draught-
Kraden, we ALREADY know that...
I AM a Lemurian... -.-'
Kraden, didn't you want to go and talk to anyone?
Yes, you should go, we may not stay very long!
Oh no, I intend to accompany you all, all the way to the throne room!
Great, we're not going to get a break from his waffling...
Never mind, he might actually say something useful.
"Felix! Perhaps you can use Psynergy to break this cracked door down!" isn't useful...
Yes it is... sorta...
Oh my goodness, everyone here really IS a Mercury Adept...
Except Lunpa.
...
This place is very beautiful!
Hah, you THINK? *cackles*
Well, ok, it's not a patch on Xian...
  It is a city which has long since gone into a slow ruin, deteriorating over age...
But now that Alchemy has been unleashed, it should be alright again!

***KING HYDROS'S PALACE, LEMURIA***

Hello, your Majesty...
>=\
Oh hello, well done for lighting those lighthouses, it must have been bloody hard work...
Um, Hydros, you should watch your language a bit...
Kraden and Picard want to ramble on about stuff...
Yes... I certainly do...
Now, Picard, don't do anything crazy!
Lighting the lighthouses was fun! Really...
Stop lying, Garet...
Your palace is beautiful.
We want to talk...
Oh? What about?
Watch... hey, Piers!
Jenna! O_O;
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO CALL ME PIERS IN THE ENGLISH VERSION OF GOLDEN SUN THE LOST AGE?! TELL ME!
Well, firstly, we couldn't have people confusing you with some captain dude from some Star Wars...
Star TREK! ...idiot... everybody knows Star Trek's a zillion times better than Star Wars... sheesh...
Yep, no clowns in Star Trek! What kinda name for a movie is 'Attack of the Clones'? I know they meant Clowns...
???
Bull!
Don't worry, he's speaking nonsense, I think...
And, um, its a pun too! Your parents had an excellent sense of humour...
A pun, as in a joke?
(sarcasm) No, he meant gun!
Bun!
Fun!
Nun!
Run!
Sun!
Stun!
How is "Piers" a pun, I don't get it...
It sounds French... but Lemuria isn't "France"!
No, it indeed isn't.
*mindreads King Hydros* PIER?
Isn't a pier something you dock a boat at?
AUUUUUUUUGH!!! DAMN IT!!!!
Who the heck do you think you're talking like that in front of?
Some random Lemurian?
Not just that, he's the King!
King...
Ping!
Sing!
The road goes ever on and on...
Wing- AUUUUUGH!
Shut up, Kraden...
But Sheba said to sing!
I did not!
How COULD they? I shall never forgive them!
You know, Picard used to be a sweet-natured child...
(sulkily) Didn't.
Doesn't look like it now...
Here, I have a whole bunch of baby photos! *hands them out*
NO! ...hang on, cameras haven't been invented, how did you do that?
Very carefully...
Bullsh- SUGAR!
What's this? Picard smashing a window?
Picard kicking a cow in the rear?
And Picard writing rude words on a piece of paper?
O_O HE CHEWED ON A DOG'S BONE?
...the King has strange ideas of 'sweet-natured'
*snicker* Look, Picard ripping the head off a teddy bear!
I'm bored.
Picard looks like he's about to bust a gut, lets go...
No, don't leave me!
Bye, Piers!
SHEBA!

***ISAAC, GARET, IVAN, MIA, ALEX, FELIX, JENNA, SHEBA, AND FEIZHI LEAVE***

IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
If you do, Ill show your friends the picture of you baring your arse! Your parents certainly did not mind showing me baby pictures of you!
How can you do that if you're dead?
Look, Picard, I need to talk to Lunpa and King Hydros, go away.
WHAT? How DARE you order a LEMURIAN in the Lemurian Palace of King Hydros!
Oops...
Picard, you're acting like a little brat...
Picard, I'm ordering you to get out of here!
Ok, fine, but you haven't heard the last of this! *leaves*

***BACK TO FELIX, JENNA, SHEBA, ALEX, ISAAC, GARET, IVAN, MIA AND FEIZHI STANDING SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE***

What did Picard's mother die of anyway?
  A weak heart, but the alcohol could have helped...
Picard's MOTHER was an ALCOHOLIC?
WHAT?
Yup, there's loads of bottles around his uncle's house.
And drinking all that much with a weak heart...
She died thinking Picard was dead. How sad.
Yeah, I almost cried.
Remember seeing him in the cemetery? And it was even worse his father died when he was little...
This talk is creeping me out.
Did his mother turn to alcohol AFTER his death?
Dunno.
A alcoholic ... goodness...
Well, if she was alcoholic, I guess that would explain why she thought up the name 'Piers'
Where did you come from?
The PALACE...
Hey, is Kraden still in the palace?
Yep!
Excellent! Let's go!
What, abandon Kraden in Lemuria?
Isn't that a bit mean?
We only just got here, we should stay for a while!
Yeah, don't be so boring. Lets stay!
And toss coins in the Tolbi Springs!
TOLBI?
Tolbi's a bit FAR from here...
*sweatdrop* I meant Lemurian, okay?!
Of course its Lemurian, we're in Lemuria!
I guess we're staying after all!
What, with the nutty king on the rampage?
You should treat your monarch with more respect.
Aren't YOU the one who called your father 'stubborn old man'? And you talk about respect!
SHUT UP!
*whistles* Someone's touchy!
Oh come off it, we can tell you're in love with Mia, go on, admit it!
Oh great, this again?
Mia loves Garet!
Alex loves Jenna!
O_o
=) *notices Felix staring* O_O WHAT?
Jenna, is there something you haven't told me?
I only borrowed your hair gel! I WAS going to return it!
YOU TOOK MY HAIR GEL?
=)
=)
Oh I get it, you two have been dating behind our backs...
*blushing*
Mia...
Garet...
Feizhi...
Isaac =)
Felix?
Yes, Sheba?
How do you feel about me?
#O_O#; Ummm...
*mindreads Felix*
*thinking* Is she catching on? Does she feel the same way I do about her? Hey, she's reading my mind! Not fair!
=) Love you, Felix.
=) Love you too, Sheba.

***GARET&MIA, ALEX&JENNA, FELIX&SHEBA AND ISAAC&FEIZHI EMBRACE ROMANTICALLY***

This is making me sick!
I feel sorry for them, young love isn't meant to be easy.
Hey, I've just had a massively long talk with the King, and with Lunpa, the noble thief of Lunpa in Angara, and we've been discussing the state of the world and we agreed that the world is a lot better now-
SHUT UP, KRADEN!
Good grief, there must be romance in the air... *sobs* why don't I have a special someone?
O_o;;;; Umm...
How about that Master Hama, isn't she single?
O_O; Id rather die than have you for a brother-in-law... *CASTS SPARK PLASMA*
You shouldn't be attacking weak old men...
  Shut up Pie- PICARD!
*starts relentlessly attacking Ivan with Diamond Burg*
X_X;;;
x.x
^____________^
I think this is a good place to end this really stupid test page thing... although I have a feeling this WILL see the light of day on some website that forms from the twisted mind of this page's maker... -_-'

FAREWELL!
Remember, the sky is blue because- *is phased out*
And I should also like to add that it's not Camelot's fault I was named Piers, it was Nintendo of America or something like that. DIE, NOA!!!!!!!
OUT! *drags Picard off*
And one more thing- I AM NOT EVIL!
Alex! *drags him off as well*
 
 
 

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