Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Doing so much copy, pasting and editing makes me sleepy... --- [Studio] Isaac: We're back! ^_^ Mia: Yep. This chapter features our re-appearance. Felix: Things are going to get even crazier, aren't they? Director: *sobs into coffee mug* Ivan: He isn't happy to see us, is he? Sheba: Well, our group has been giving him a hard time. Jenna: Yeah. He said we were the worst. T_T Garet: You're worse than us? O_O Wow... [Jupiter Lighthouse] *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden are looking around Contigo and talking to people, and Sheba is reading their minds.* Sheba: Some people are talking about someone named Ivan. Sounds familiar. Jenna: What are they saying? Sheba: Oh, that he has an older sister and was born here... Felix: I think he was that blonde midget on the Venus Lighthouse. The one who called the Shaman's Rod his precious. Sheba: Oh, that one. Piers: You think that Isaac's group will catch up with us soon? Jenna: I'm surprised they haven't yet. Felix: We should be getting over to Jupiter Lighthouse now. Kraden: That's right, Felix, we must not let Isaac and his crew of Evil Adepts Hellbent on Stopping the World being Saved catch up with us, otherwise Weyard is doomed! Felix: o_____O Jenna: You know, Kraden, I'm kind of hoping that Isaac will change his mind once we talk to him? Sheba: But we should light the Lighthouse first! Piers: Hurry before the world shrinks! Jenna: It's not going to shrink just like that... *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden hurry on to the Jupiter Lighthouse, and spend a while wandering around and doing stuff. Several curse words are shouted out when it comes to the cracked tile rooms where you have to hover and dodge whirlwinds, but otherwise everything is okay. For a little while.* Felix: Yippee! We finally got that huge stone out of the beacon's hole, now we can go and light it! ^_^ Jenna: And then we can worry about the Mars Star and not having it. Felix: Oh crap... Sheba: Hmm... Piers: Who's got it? Kraden: Isaac, I believe. Jenna: And for all we know, he's not even here... typical! Mia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Garet: Mia! Piers: What-? Garet: Oof! Mia: Yea....... Nooooooooo! Isaac: Mia! Ivan: Garet! Kraden: That shout... it's Isaac and the others! Piers: Isaac's a friend of yours isn't he, Felix? Felix: o_O Er... yeah, I guess. Kraden: They both come from Vale, and regardless of what Isaac may think, they must be allies now! Sheba: That's right, Isaac thinks we're destroying the world! Jenna: They came all this way to stop us =\ Felix: But they sound like they need help! *runs, with everybody following, and they see Isaac and co.* Mia: Oh, Garet! You just had to go and pull a Sheba! Sheba: I resent that! Garet: Hey, at least I didn't fall off, I jumped down to help you... Mia: Nice job, Garet -.-' Garet: Do you notice I'm hanging off with one arm? Mia: Because you're an idiot -_- Garet: No, my other arm is numb! Mia: Well, I can't pull you up! Isaac! Garet needs help! Isaac: He does, does he? Aw... rats... Ivan: Just hold on, Garet! Garet: Can chocobos fly? Ivan: Think of cheese! Garet: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FLAMING CHEESE! I'm at the risk of falling to my DEATH, Ivan! Ivan: ... ;_; I want my precious... Isaac: Ivan, don't start that again. We have to help Garet. Agatio: No, I am afraid you will not be doing that. Isaac: Did you hear that, Ivan? Ivan: Hear what? Isaac: Funny, I didn't either... Isaac and Ivan turn and see Agatio and Karst. Isaac: And I thought Barney was ugly... Agatio: SHUT UP! I am Agatio! Ivan: (dully) Wow. Karst: I am Karst, Menardi's sister! Isaac & Ivan: (look at each other) D'oh! Mia: That will teach us not to kill people... Garet: Huh, why? Mia: Because there's always a chance they have relatives. And those relatives usually seek revenge. Garet: Oh... Agatio: And now we are going to kill you. Ivan: But I didn't get my precious back! Isaac: Go ahead ^_^ Karst: Wait, where's Alex?! I thought he was going to help us! Even after I set that lovely trap and snared two of them Adepts, putting them out of battle. Isaac: Alex! Ivan: Alex? Isaac: ALEX! Ivan: ALEX? Isaac: ... Yes, Alex! Ivan: Seriously, Alex? Isaac: *nods furiously* Ivan: That Alex?! Isaac: Yes. Agatio: HELLO! We're right HERE! Isaac: Er, so? Agatio: We're going to KILL you? Ivan: Don't let us stop you. Karst: Where is Alex? Agatio: He is probably dyeing his hair. I want to kill him but... Karst: Oh well, we can just vent our anger on these brats! *Isaac and Ivan start battling Agatio and Karst with a flurry of cheese and forks.* Jenna: Crazy battle strategy. Felix: Should have seen them on the Venus Lighthouse. Jenna: Oh no! What if Garet loses his grip? Sheba: We have to help them! Piers: Karst set a trap. That's dishonourable! Kraden: Lets go! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden continue further on and then Alex appears out of nowhere.* Felix: You again? Jenna: So, were you dyeing your hair? Alex: No, I was waiting for you. I knew you lot would come by eventually. Sheba: How... clever. Piers: I notice you are blocking our way to the Aerie. Alex: Because you have to help Isaac and his friends. I know you, Felix, and you'll regret leaving them to die. Felix: o_O; Uh... Alex: *heals the party* Now go. Sheba: That was pretty nice of him. *reads Alex's mind* Jenna: Sheba! Sheba: ..... XD (whispering to Jenna) He's thinking of Mia. Jenna: O_O Ooh! Kraden: Ahem! We have to go on before Isaac and his friends are... Felix: Keep your hair on -_- *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden exit onto the outer part of the lighthouse, where Isaac and Ivan are fighting.* Ivan: Isaac... I'm sorry... the forks... weren't enough... Isaac: Hold on, Ivan! ... I'm out of cheese! I'll have to... Agatio: Too late, fool boy! Isaac: Use my Psynergy? Ivan: *collapses* Precious. Mia: ISAAC! *throws a furby but it just flies into the sky* Oh poo. Agatio: Bwahahaha! *farts* Isaac: ...... @______________X;;;;;;;; *collapses* Karst: (wearing gas mask) I should have known you would do that (removes mask) Agatio: Hey, it's my ultimate technique! Agatio Fart! Woohoo! ^_^ Isaac/Ivan: Unnnnnnnnh.... Karst: Anyway, time to kill them! Felix: !!! Wa-a-ait! *runs towards them* Kraden: That's it, Felix! *follows* Sheba: They are going to kill Isaac! Jenna: I won't let them do that! Piers: None of us will, Jenna... *Jenna, Sheba and Piers rush to join Felix and Kraden.* Karst: Um, what the hell are you doing? Felix; We're stopping you. ^_^ Agatio: When the Venus Lighthouse was lit, I hear that the ground shook terribly. Sheba: Not kidding. Agatio: Strange it hasn't here. Jenna: Because it hasn't been LIT yet! Duh! Piers: Shhhh, you shouldn't make Mars Adepts mad- Jenna: Then it helps I'M a Mars Adept, doesn't it?! Piers: Er... they are more powerful than you. Jenna: ... Oh, poop. Karst: You haven't lit it yet?! Felix: Er, no? Agatio: Why are you here? Sheba: Isn't it obvious? We're saving Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia. Isaac: Unnh... Ivan: ...pre...ci...ous... Felix: o_o;;; He's not going to... wake up, is he? Kraden: Actually... Felix: I don't want to hear it ^_^; Karst: We have to kill Isaac and Ivan! :[ Sheba: Then you'll need to get past us first ^_^ Kraden: I think that you're in no state to take on four fully charged Adepts and a Fenrir and a Voodoo doll... Karst: Drat... he's... right... Agatio: But, Karst! Karst: No... the old man's actually right... but before we go, please take the Mars Star. Felix: The... Mars Star? Agatio: Haha! We didnt just beat Isaac up for revenge! Alex told us about the Mars Star! Garet: Mars Bar! Mia: Shut up and hang on! Jenna: The final Elemental Star. Isaac: Unnhhhh. Felix... I... please take the... dratted Mars... Bar... I mean, Star. I... trust you. *drops Mars Star* Felix: Thank you. *takes it* Kraden: (to Agatio and Karst) Now please get lost. Agatio: One more thing. Sheba: Baddies always talk too much. Karst: Before we go, promise that you will light the beacon's fire. Felix: Depends. Agatio: We don't care if you want to help that dude hanging off the lighthouse- Garet: My name's Garet! Mia: Be quiet, you fool! Agatio: The Lighthouse comes first! Kraden: It's ok, Felix, go. We shall tend to Garet. Felix: Uh, okay... Agatio and Karst stomp off. Felix follows but then... Piers: WAIT! Felix: What is it? Piers: Let me come! I want to see the beacon being lit, and we can't trust those freaky people. Please take me! Sheba: He's right, safety in numbers. Jenna: Want to take Inu too? Felix: No thanks ^_^;;; Kraden: Listen to the others, you'll be safer with Piers. Felix: Fine. Piers: Yay! *Felix and Piers walk off and go all the way up to the Aerie where Agatio and Karst are waiting.* Agatio: You're late! Karst: Hurry up and light the beacon! Felix: LATE? Me? What do they think I am, a Jupiter Adept? Piers: I'm scared, they are giving me evil looks. Felix: Oh, you're only paranoid, Piers ^_^ Piers: ... No, REALLY, Felix... Felix: Okay, maybe they do look... a BIT scary... well, scarier than Saturos and Menardi when they threatened me... which means... Piers: Huh? Felix: Watch your back. Piers: I will... Agatio: HURRY UP! >=[ Felix: ... Felix and Piers quickly rush to the beacon and Felix tosses the Jupiter Star in. The Jupiter Lighthouse is lit. Piers: I heard stories of this, but... wow... it's amazing... Felix: It always is. Only one more to go. ^_^ After it's been lit, Felix and Piers turn around and Agatio and Karst rush up, looking very evil. Felix: Oh no, what you going to do now, dance the Can Can or something? Karst: No, it's much worse... Piers: EEK! Agatio's going to fart! Agatio: Not... yet... Karst: Watch this! *lunges forwards and grabs the Mars Star* Felix: No! The Mars Bar! Piers: Mars Star! Felix: Give it back! Agatio: Oh, no, we can't... Felix: It's mine! Karst: We don't need you now. Piers: Um...? Karst: Aw, you look so confused. Want to know why you aren't needed? Felix: That... would be helpful... I think. Karst: It's simple. Agatio: WE'RE Mars Adepts! Karst: No, stupid, the Mars Lighthouse is near Prox! Agatio: And since we don't need you, know what that means? Piers: Er, that you wear pink underwear? Agatio: >=[ NO! Felix: Um... You're going to dance the Can Can and fart every time your legs go up? That would be nasty. Karst: No... it's time to die! Felix: Oh. Piers: Wait, what about his parents? Agatio: Ah, we'll still release them when the beacon is lit. Karst: But if you aren't there, who will take them home? Agatio: They'll be fine! Now time to fight! Piers: Eeeeyah! Now I wish we HAD taken that Fenrir with us! Felix: Or at least Sheba could have given us her doll... *Battle ensues* Felix: I feel really unlucky for some reason... Piers: And now you've dragged me into it... Karst: Bwahahahaha! >=D You two are alone! Felix: o_o' Why couldn't Sheba lend me Voodoo doll? *unleashes Meld and attacks with Piers* Piers: Maybe because you didn't ask? Agatio: We will win! >=) Piers: Aw, shut up. *unleashes Shade* Karst: DJINN STUN! Felix: No! ;o; My djinni... Piers: ... Agatio: Meteor Blow! Felix/Piers: OUCH! Karst: Wimps! >=) Felix: Potent Cure! Piers: Pure Ply! Karst: Death Scythe! *wounds Piers* Piers: Do you mind? That hurt. Agatio: Stun Muscle! *stuns Felix* Felix: ........................ Piers: Oh, nuts... *Battle pauses* Jenna: Felix! Piers: Oh, Jenna, good timing. Felix: Help us! Jenna: Uh, what's happening? Piers: Agatio and Karst are trying to kill us. Felix: Yeah! T_T They are so mean! Jenna: Well, that's just disgraceful. Isn't it, Inu? Inu: Arf! Arf! Karst: Oh... great... Felix's sister isn't supposed to be here! Agatio: We'll just have to keep fighting! Jenna: *marches forward angrily* Well, don't worry, because I'm here to help you out! Stupid psychotic Mars Adepts... *Battle resumes* Jenna: Cool Aura! Felix: *still stunned* Jenna: Inu, use Double Fang! Inu: *uses Double Fang* Piers: *casts Restore on Felix* Felix: This is an annoying battle. I think it's time to cheat. Jenna: Keep hurting them, Inu! Inu: *does so* Agatio/Karst: Ow! Ow! *are unable to attack because of the Fenrir snapping at them.* Felix/Jenna/Piers: *are using Djinn* Karst: Dratted Fenrir! How much longer is this going to go on? *Battle pauses.* Sheba: Jenna! =O Jenna: =) Sheba! Sheba: I had this weird feeling something was wrong! Felix: Very accurate. Agatio and Karst are currently trying to kill us. Piers: Good to see you're here. Agatio: Oh no... Karst: We're being outnumbered! =O Agatio: Keep on fighting! I don't care if we end up facing twenty Adepts, we must keep on battling because I'm a half-witted fool! Karst: Excellent self-description! Sheba: I'm here to help! Jenna: Excellent ^_^ *Battle resumes* Sheba: Voodoo Doll! *stabs Voodoo doll repeatedly* Agatio: *faints* Karst: Oh no! =O That shouldn't have happened so soon... *notices Felix, Jenna and Piers looking extremely annoyed and sweats* Um... hi? Felix/Jenna/Piers: I SUMMON BOREAS! *Karst is hit by repetitive Boreases.* Sheba: Boreas! Jenna: Boreas! Felix: Boreas! Piers: Boreas! ... Cheating is SO fun ^_^ Inu: Oooooo....errrooooo *summons Boreas as well* Karst: Chea... ters... *collapses* *Battle ends.* Jenna: We won! =D Felix: I knew it, luck is on my side! =D Piers: And to think that the battle started off so badly! =D Sheba: We're heroines ^_^ Jenna: You can say that again. Honestly, these guys... Felix: I am weak to the Fire element! ;o; Piers: I was very badly hurt... Sheba: -_-' Felix: So...... Jenna/Sheba: ??? Felix: What about Isaac and crew? Jenna: Last I checked, Garet was still hanging... Sheba? Sheba: Hmm, I think they're okay. A few bruises, cuts and raging tempers... but otherwise fine. Piers: So, now what do we do with Agatio and Karst? Agatio: We're screwed... Karst: Unnh... well? Jenna: Well what? :[ Karst: Won't you... finish us? Agatio: But what if we're killed... and your parents aren't freed? Felix: O_O Not freed? Jenna: Don't lie! They will be freed if the beacons are all lit! Karst: But since Satty and Menny arent returning, if we don't return as well, won't it look suspicious? Felix: Hmm, that could be a problem... Sheba: What are you going to do, Felix? Piers: Will you kill them? Jenna: I wouldn't mind killing them for their dirty tricks, but where our parents are concerned... =\ Felix: ... No, it's not worth killing them. Alex: You've made the better choice for once, Felix. Felix: For once?! -__-* *casts Grand Gaia and sends Alex flying* Piers: Um... you just... Sheba: I think he landed near Contigo... Director: WTF are you doing?! Felix: He'll be fine, and so will they... *Grand Gaias Agatio and Karst to wherever Alex is* Director: Stop doing that! Jenna: Wow, I wish my Psynergy spells could do that... oh well... *Kraden appears with Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia behind him.* Kraden: Felix, Jenna! Oh, you're looking better! Jenna: (Drat...) Felix: Oh hi, Kraden... Sheba: We just had a right blast. Isaac: Where did Agatio and Karst go? Piers: We're not sure, but the Grand Gaias were powerful enough to send them flying to Contigo, we think. Ivan: Where's my preci- Mia: *gags Ivan* Shut your mouth, midget, or... *holds up Evil Rabid Furby* Ivan: o_o;;;;;; Isaac: o_O Felix... you... oww, I wish MY Grand Gaias were that powerful... Garet: Alright, we want answers! Jenna: Isaac, Garet o_O;;; Isaac: Felix... Jenna... it's been a while, hasn't it? =\ Garet: We want ANSWERS! Mia: Quiet, Garet... Felix: Er... answers to what? Garet: Um... I dunno... ^_^; Isaac: I know! I want answers to why I have to stop the beacons being lit! Or, even better, why you're lighting them! Kraden: There are a number of... extenuating circumstances, Isaac. I know! Lets go to Contigo! Sheba: Whoohoo! Party! =D Piers: Party in Contigo? Garet: With cheese! =D Isaac: Fine, see you in Contigo then! Oh, and Felix... no sneaking off! Felix: Who, me? O_O Ivan: Mmmf! *nods head* *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia walk off and take elevator. Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden take other elevator and everybody goes to Contigo.*