Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- I don't feel like putting anything here... --- [Studio] Director: I'm telling you, if you use Psynergy on innocent human beings again, you'll be punished! Felix: It was Jenna and Sheba's idea. Piers: We still joined in, Felix. >_> Jenna: The guy was really, really annoying... Sheba: Yeah. That bloated gasbag got what he deserved! Director: *sighs in frustration* This group is the worst! Felix/Jenna/Sheba/Piers: T_T Worse than Isaac's?! [Champa] Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden are walking through the fortress until they come to a strange room with a large hole in the middle where Briggs and Obaba are. Briggs: O_O It's them! Grandma it's the four Adepts of the Apocalypse! They've come to get me! Jenna: Uh, four Adepts of the Apocalypse? Sheba: Hmm... Jenna could be War, since that's what Mars stands for. But I'm not sure who Famine, Death and Pestilence could be. Piers: Sheba, you're thinking too hard. Kraden: Hey, what about me? Briggs: I don't know, who the heck are you? Kraden: Hmph! Obaba: o_O That is them? Briggs: Yeah. Jenna: We're your worst nightmares and we've come to get you! Briggs: *screams* Obaba: That's... Felix? You said he was a big, mighty warrior, flanked by a blue haired man with oversized muscles- Piers: Oversized? My muscles are oversized?! *cries* Felix: They are the biggest muscles I've ever seen... Obaba: And two PMSing teenage girls! Jenna/Sheba: What?! >=| Briggs: Not my words! *cowers behind Obaba* Honest! Obaba: Well, some of the descriptions may be true, but that Felix sure doesn't look like a big, mighty warrior... Felix: *cries* Briggs: But, Grandma, they came to take me away! Obaba: Don't be silly, look at them. They are mere kids, how could they possibly do that? Inu: GRRRRRR.... Obaba: I'm sure that dog's tamer than Snoopy, there's nothing to worry about! Inu: GRRRRRRRRRR.... Jenna: Down, boy! Sheba: Boy? o_O Jenna: Yes, it is a male, is it not? Sheba: *mind reads Inu* Inu: (thinking) Actually, I could never really be sure what my gender was... Sheba: o_O; Maybe? Briggs: But, Grandma! They have freaky powers! Obaba: Nonsense! They won't take our treasure! Briggs: They are here to take me away! Obaba: You're being silly, Briggs! Briggs: But wait! If they take me away... Eoleo will be sad! Obaba: That's not fair! I can't resist my dear great-grandson! You know that! Briggs: So, do something, Grandma! Obaba: Okay! *holds out a strange jewel on a box or whatever it's meant to be* Are you ready? Felix: Yes! I must prove my strength! Jenna: I'll show you how tough my Fenrir is! Sheba: I may be short, but my Psynergy is nothing to sneeze at! Piers: I don't have oversized muscles for nothing! Kraden: Is it just me or do we get into a lot of petty fights? ._.; Obaba: Okay! Cookies of the kitchen, fury of the sweetshop's currants, grant me food! Felix/Jenna/Sheba/Piers/Kraden: O_o;;;; Obaba: *flings jewel into hole and funky stuff happens then a weird thing leaps out of the hole* Felix: What... is THAT? Jenna: It's a giant Gingerbread Man! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Piers stare in horror as a gigantic Gingerbread cookie biscuit shaped like a man with currant eyes, a licorice mouth and icing buttons advances on them.* Director: What the heck?! Obaba: I was going to use Avimander, but that rock with an eye told me to use the giant Gingerbread Man instead. Director: Ugh. *drinks coffee* Gingerbread Man: Smarties Stream! *fires several streams of smarties at the Adepts* Felix: Yummy! =D Piers: Should we use Psynergy? Sheba: No! Let's eat it! Jenna: You sure it can't hurt us? Gingerbread Man: Marshmallow Mash! *showers the Adepts with sticky marshmallow* Felix: Ahhh! I can't move! I'm stuck in the marshmallow! Jenna: *burns off the marshmallow on herself* Too bad! Sheba: *narrowly dodges marshmallow* Eat attack! *lunges at the Gingerbread Man's leg and starts taking huge bites* Gingerbread Man: Ouch! Piers: *grabs his other leg and eats it* Jenna: *jumps onto the Gingerbread Man's shoulders and chomps at his head* Felix: ToT I want some! Save some for me! Gingerbread Man: ToT I'm being eaten! Felix: HELP ME! Jenna: *casts Serpent Fume* Felix: *is crispy, smoking and devoid of marshmallowness* Jenna: That better? Felix: *twitches* Kraden: Oh, this is stupid *pushes Gingerbread Man into hole behind it* Jenna: O_O *jumps off and grabs edge of hole* AAAAAH! Sheba: *somehow grabs onto Jenna's leg* HELP! Piers: *tries to grab but ends up falling all the way down* NOOOOOOOOO! Felix: What the...? Kraden: Oops. Jenna/Sheba: PIERS! *Jenna and Sheba are rescued but not Piers, obviously* Sheba: CAPTAIN PICARD, YOU ALRIGHT DOWN THERE?! Felix: That wasn't very nice... Jenna: Piers! Piers! Piiieeerrrrs! Kraden: It is no good, he's not answering. I guess he's gone. Felix: O_O So now we have to go on without Piers? Kraden: Looks like it. Sheba: Ugh! It's your fault he's gone! Obaba: Ahem. You... defeated the Gingerbread Man?! Felix: Just about... Briggs: No! Waaaaah! Chaucha: Oh, stop whining! Briggs: ??? Chaucha: *turns to Felix* Are you here to take him away? Felix: No... Chaucha: Well then! *grabs Briggs and hauls him off* Bad Briggsy, stop telling lies! Sheba: That was weird... Jenna: How can we go on without Piers? Kraden: It is simple, we do not need him to get through the Sea of Time... Felix: Just the small problem of getting into Lemuria! Jenna: And if we can't get in, we're stumped! Obaba: Um, what did you come for? Sheba: *holds up the three Trident pieces* Obaba: =O Pieces of the legendary Trident! *grabs them* I'm gonna make them into a spiffy trident for you ^_^ Sheba: o_O Jenna: Psst... Felix... should we get Kraden arrested for murder? Felix: Well, he did practically push you all into the hole, so I don't see why not... but who would believe us if we said Piers was eating a giant gingerbread man and Kraden pushed it into a hole with Piers on it? Jenna: Good point... Obaba: =) Forge's flames, fury of the earth, grant me power! *tosses the Trident pieces into the hole* Everyone: *steps closer to the hole for a look* ... Obaba: Weird... nothing's happening... *5 hours later* Felix: -o- zzzzzzzzzzzz Jenna: -_- zzzzzzzzzzzz Sheba: ^o^ zzzzzzzzzzzz Kraden: @_@ *still staring down hole* Screeeeeeee... BOOM! With an almighty boom, flames erupt in the hole and causes the ground to shake. A charred husk flies from the eruption, and the shocked Adepts awake. Felix: ATTACK! Jenna: EARTHQUAKE! Sheba: O_O FIRE! Kraden: Looky, looky! Something is happening! Wowee! =D After a short while, the flames disappear and the trident is floating above the hole. Obaba: There you go ^o^ Felix: O_O How are we supposed to get that? Sheba: *casts Reveal* There. Jenna: Uh... that's random. Who can even use Reveal in this place? Obaba: >_> What? Is it so strange to have invisible steps in my own forge? Kraden: Yes. Sheba: *grabs the Trident* Yay, we got the Trident! ^_^ Inu: *barks and rushes to sniff the burnt thing that came out of the hole* Jenna: Don't touch it, Inu, it might have diseases! Burnt Thing: ... I am alive? Sheba: *screams* AUGH! Kill it, kill it! Jenna: Its disgusting! Look! All horrid and burnt! Burnt Thing: ... I am... wounded... Felix: Not kidding, Burnt Thing! Burnt Thing: ... I am... not... called... Burnt Thing... Jenna: What then? Kraden: *dances giddily* It came out of the flames and it still talks! Amazing! Burnt Thing: I have no memory.....but I want to get revenge on those who almost killed me.... Sheba: *bravely walks up and mind reads Burnt Thing* Burnt Thing: (thinking) Old man! You die! Sheba: O_O *whispers* An old man? Burnt Thing: (thinking) Great chasm... falling forever... searing flames... Sheba: I guess it fell down that hole and got burnt. Obaba: Oh dear! I really should put a fence around it or something! Burnt Thing: The food...the food! Old man push food! *sits up* Jenna: Hey, looks like it's recovering its energy! Felix: Old man pushing food? >_> Burnt Thing: The world must pay! Felix/Jenna/Sheba: O_O; Kraden: Pay? How many coins you want? Felix/Jenna/Sheba: -_-;;;;;;;; Burnt Thing: *points dramatically at the Adepts and rasps in spooky voice* And you're first! Director: Does this help recover your memory? *throws a coffee mug and it hits him on the head* Oh, yeah, and this probably can't hurt either after you got burned. *hoses down with coffee* Piers: OW! Ow! What did I ever to do deserve this? Why am I all burned? Ow, stop it! ;_; Jenna: Piers! Felix: Oh, he's alive after all. Sheba: And really burned... that's got to hurt... Kraden: Heh heh... I hope he's not thinking of revenge anymore... Piers: *blinks* What... oh, right, I remember now. The Gingerbread Man! Felix: It's gone now. Jenna: Are you feeling okay? Piers: v_v I nearly died. Kraden: Er, yes, sorry about that. ^_^; Sheba: You're evil! Felix: We can get into Lemuria now that we have the Trident. Let's go! *Everybody leaves and decide they have to get out of Champa as soon as possible but before they can make it...* Alex: HALT! Jenna: *falls over* NOOOO! So close too! Sheba: We should have been faster! ToT Alex: ... >.< Pay attention to me! I do not appreciate being ignored! Director: Alex, you talk too much! Alex: ... I like talking. I enjoy talking about myself. Piers: So... this is Alex? Jenna: Yeah, he's a self-centred jerk and we hate him. Sheba: He left us for dead on Idejima! Felix: We're glad he left us! Good riddance. Alex: Oh, I see you all hate me... Jenna: Go die in a fire! Alex: Okay, well, let's make this quick. You can't go to Gondowan. Nope. Felix: Why? D= Alex: Because Lord Babi died and they might be suspicious if they see you lot around. You were with Saturos and Menardi after all. Jenna: Well, that sucks. D= Sheba: O_O Lord Babi is... dead?! Piers: Oh, Babi. He's not liked in Lemuria. We regard him as a thief. Sheba: Yahoo! Let's go and party! Alex: Listen to me first! Kraden: No... this can't be... ;_; *starts bawling* Felix: Oh come on, Babi was only a silly old man who wanted to rule the world or something and liked kidnapping people. Jenna: That's why Alex killed him ^_^ Alex: O_O No, I didn't! Jenna: Oh come off it, of course you did! Piers: Yeah, how else would you know Babi was dead? Alex: Uh... um... a birdy told me! Sheba: Babi's dead! ^_^ Babi's dead! Kraden: Baaaaabiiiiii! *sobs* Felix: I want to die. Jenna: This is getting stupid. Alex: *sigh* Anyway, I brought a couple of friends to threaten you. Say hello to Agatio and Karst! Agatio: Hi! Hurry up and light Jupiter Lighthouse already! Karst: *foaming at mouth* MENARDI! I'll avenge you soon! Agatio: If you don't hurry up, I'll kick your asses. Karst: *waving scythe in air* Die, Isaac! Alex: Okay? Bye! *leaves with Agatio and Karst* Sheba: Um... let's go party now. Felix: That was kind of random. Director: WHAT. THE. HELL?! Piers: Hey, don't look at us... Jenna: Who cares? It's better than listening to Alex ramble. Let's go! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden get onto the boat and set off in the direction of the Sea of Time, and Lemuria.*