Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- This rewrite is going much quicker... probably because I'm copy and pasting a lot. I am editing some stuff, though. --- [Studio] Director: This rushing has got to stop! Jenna: But then it will be boring! D= Sheba: Yeah. If we had to do the Trident sidequest with a chapter for each place, that would be dull. Jenna: It's much more fun when we do it our way! Felix: Yeah. Stop complaining, Gaylord. Jenna: His name's Melvin. Piers: Why don't you ask him for his real name? Sheba: Yeah. Director guy, what's your real name? Director: You all SUCK! *stomps away* Felix: Oh, looks like we annoyed him... Jenna: Eh, Melvin will get over it sooner or later. [Gaia Rock] Felix: *is sailing* Should we just skip Izumo and go straight to Gaia Rock? Jenna: Heck, yes. Sheba: There's nothing to do in there anyway. *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden go to Gaia Rock, get the doll, use up a lot of Felix's psynergy moving the logs, and then using Growth, before reaching the place where Susa is feeding the serpent.* Susa: Hey! The dragon's gone dozy! =D *jumps forwards and stabs it* Jenna: It's a serpent. Felix: Is there a difference? Jenna: I'm not sure. Sheba: Hmm, it didn't have much effect... Serpent: *glares at Susa* Susa: I am the great Susa! *wields his sword high and strikes a pose* The evil Izumo villagers dare to sacrifice Kushinada, my beloved girlfriend, to you, therefore I shall slay you! Piers: O_o Evil Izumo villagers? Susa: *spots them* Yes, they had a lottery and Kushinada's name was drawn... so they have to sacrifice her... *stabs the Serpent again* Serpent: Pathetic fly, you are bothering me with that toothpick of yours. *whacks Susa across the room* Susa: OWWWW!!! *collapses* Kraden: He is in trouble, we must help! Felix: Or else what? Jenna: You won't learn Sand, an important Psynergy... Felix: Oh... ok then... SERPENT! We're coming for you! Serpent: Bring... it... on! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Piers rush to the Serpent and start battling.* Serpent: Hahaha! *recovers a pitiful amount of HP* Sheba: Is that really the best you can do? Serpent: I am... almighty..... powerful... Jenna: Dream on! Inu, I choose you! =D Inu: Eeeroooo! *bites Serpent* Sheba: Hey, since we don't need to give the Dancing Idol to Uzume, can I keep it? *casts Spark Plasma on Serpent* Piers: I don't see why not *casts Diamond Burg* Felix: Sure! *casts Odyssey* Serpent: Um..... you're hurting me....... isn't that illegal? Jenna: Not in my book, it isn't! *summons Meteor* Serpent: Owww... *spits out his green bile at everyone* Sheba: Hey, it reminds me of that meal I had in Tolbi once... Felix: We don't need details.... uck.... Piers: Tolbi? Meal? Sheba: Yup. They gave me bad food. Jenna: Eww... could we go onto ANOTHER topic please? Felix: *summons Judgment* Sheba: *summons Thor* Serpent: *collapses* I can't stay alive much longer... no... Piers: *summons Boreas* Serpent: How can this be? I was supposed to be all-powerful. How could I be defeated? my offspring will avenge me. Sheba: What offspring? *casts Spark Plasma* Jenna: Where are these 'offspring' anyway? *casts Dragon Fume* Serpent: Oh. That's right. I don't have any... Felix: You lose. *casts Odyssey* Piers: This battle has gone on long enough. *casts Diamond Burg again* Serpent: Alas! For I'm almost slain... *faints* *The battle ends but the serpent is still twitching slightly.* Susa: Fear not! For I, Susa, will finish it! *stabs the Serpent and it goes poof* Here, take this Cloud Brand as a gift for killing it! I'm off to see Kushinada now! *runs off* Felix: Wow, he actually didn't make me have to come back later... awesome! Jenna: Why would we want to backtrack in a place like this? It's stupid... Sheba: *is standing on the sand* Hmm... AAAAAH! *A tablet pops up under Sheba and she falls on her back.* Piers: Hey, it's another tablet! Sheba: Ugh... *stands up* Felix: *reads it* Wielder of Earth's might, touch the stone! Kraden: That would be you, Felix. Jenna: No, really?! Felix: *touches the tablet, and it does dinky stuff, then he learns Sand* Jenna: Excellent, can we get out of here? Sheba: The quicker, the better *glares at the stone tablet and huggles her Dancing Idol protectively* Piers: That Dancing Idol's kind of ugly... Sheba: ..... *smacks Piers on the head with it* Don't insult my lovely dancing doll! Piers: OW! Felix: It's time to embark on the quest of the Trident! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden set sail and go around picking up Trident pieces, but there is a slight hitch on the continent of Tundaria after getting the last piece.* Jenna: SNOWBALL FIGHT! *throws a huge snowball at Sheba* Sheba: O_O *dodges and the snowball hits Piers* Hahaha! *makes another snowball and throws it at Jenna* Jenna: Oof! *throws a snowball at Felix* Felix: Hey! *narrowly dodges and snowball hits Kraden* Oops... Kraden: Hmph! You younglings...! *stomps off and goes to the boat to wait* Felix: Huh... *throws snowball at Piers* Piers: Cut it out, you meanies! *throws a snowball at Sheba* Jenna: Let's make snow angels! *After everyone has made snow angels everywhere...* Felix: Now let's build a snowman! Piers: Aren't we having a little too much fun? Sheba: There are still things we need to do. Jenna: Snowmen come first! Felix: Yeah! Sheba: *sigh* Well, I guess it might be fun... Piers: You are hopeless... *Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Piers build a really large snowman and have finally had enough, so they return to the ship where Kraden is still waiting and set off to Alhafra. Upon reaching Alhafra, they go to fix Briggs's ship.* Felix: Time to free Briggs... Sheba: Yeah! =D Jenna: The poor Champa people... they really need Briggs... Piers: Burst that rock already! Felix: *uses Burst on the rock* Jenna: Alright! It's all fixed! ^_^ *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden go up to the deck and see some people below.* Man: Hey! The big rock on the mast is gone! ^_^ Man 2: Cool beans, let's go and tell the Alhafran Mayor! Man: Okay, let's go and tell him! ^_^ *Man and Man 2 leave. Chaucha and Eoleo appear out of nowhere on the deck.* Eoleo: Babu babababububu! Chaucha: What is it, Eoleo? Eoleo: Babu babababububu! Chaucha: Hey, you're right, the rock's gone! (To Felix) You fixed it right? Felix: Yeah. Chaucha: Yay! Thanks! Briggs will be so happy! (To Eoleo) Lets go tell Papa! Eoleo: Babu ba! ^o^ *Chaucha and Eoleo walk off. Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Piers walk off the ship but are stopped by even more people down below.* Alhafran Mayor: I simply cannot believe the rock is gone... Man 2: Yeah, well, you have trouble believing the sky is blue sometimes! Man: Look, we saw it, it's gone! Alhafran Mayor: *looks* You are right! Who did this? *looks around* Felix! Felix: ........... Alhafran Mayor: Did you fix this? Felix: Hey, there's no yes/no option ToT Jenna: *sigh* You can't just lie..... Felix: No! No! No! He'll talk to us and stuff! T_T He's worse than Kraden! Sheba: *gags Felix* Be quiet! Kraden: Worse... than me? O_O Alhafran Mayor: You did a good job. Please, come to my manor and rest... Felix: The yes/no option! ^o^ No! Jenna: No! Sheba: No! Piers: .....no? Kraden: No, really, we should rest. We accept your offer. Felix/Jenna/Sheba/Piers: .......... Kraden: *shivers* I suddenly had the feeling that at least three people want to murder me, and one other person is willing to help out, but is too confused to have particularly strong feelings. *The next morning, the Alhafran Mayor is talking complete rubbish. Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Piers are still half-asleep, while Kraden is listening attentively to his nonsense.* Alhafran Mayor: And now the ship is fixed. I am so happy, I am the greatest person on Weyard, my ship is cool.... blah blah... Sheba: *turns away* I don't think he's going to return the ship to the Madrans. Jenna: *whispers* Yeah, me too... Alhafran Mayor: .... Would you girls like to share something? Jenna: Yeah- *kicked by Sheba* OW! T_T Sheba: *shakes head and whispers* They have a jail. Jenna: O_O; They would never throw me in there! Sheba: Sure? Jenna: *gulp* *After what seems like an hour, the Alhafran Mayor finally finishes yakking and turns to the old guy in the corner of the room.* Alhafran Mayor: Jiya, how the repairs on the ship going? Jiya: Umm... Prison guard: *rushes in* WAAAAAAAAAAH! Briggs has escaped! Man: *rushes in* We fixed the ship- hey you! Aren't you meant to be guarding the prison? Prison guard: *whimpers* Briggs and his crew escaped... Alhafran Mayor: NOOO! You two, get out there and tell everyone to find Briggs! (to Felix and company) I treated you lot like guests in my own home, so you better help! *leaves* Jenna: Help?! Sheba: No way! Felix: Sod him! Piers: You kids... but I agree! ^o^ Kraden: Ok, we don't need to go and find Briggs, but the least we could do is go and look at the ship surely. Felix: Okay... *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden head to the dock and get a surprise, for the ship is now sailing. A bunch of people are lying all over the dock, including the Alhafran Mayor.* Alhafran Mayor: Briggs! Where are you going with my ship? Briggs: Oh, I'm taking it home! Chaucha: See ya later! Alhafran Mayor: Thieves! Briggs: Thieves? Chaucha: We paid for this ship fair and square! YOU'RE the thief! Alhafran Mayor: ......... Kraden: AHOY! Jenna: Hi, Briggs! Sheba: Hey, Briggsy! Chaucha: Oy, only I'm allowed to call him that! Piers: Briggs? Oh, that's Briggs? Felix: GO, BRIGGS, GO! ^o^ Briggs: !!! It's Felix! Neener neener bleah! *blows raspberry* Felix: That's not very mature... Chaucha: You're SO childish! Briggs: Hmph... Jenna: He's not much of a fighter anyway... Briggs and Chaucha: SEE YA! *disappear* Alhafran Mayor: I cannot believe this! *kicks people and then sees Felix and company* Felix! Felix: Meep! *hides behind Kraden* Kraden: .......... Jenna: *hides behind Felix* Piers: *hides behind Jenna* Sheba: *hides behind Piers* Kraden: Err.... *runs and hides behind Sheba* Felix: !!! Uhhhh... eeeeee.... ^^; Alhafran Mayor: I am terribly disappointed with you! Felix: *whimpers* Alhafran Mayor: I ought to throw you in jail! Jenna: Oh yeah? I dare you to try! Felix: O_O Don't listen to my sister, she's on crack! Jenna: *whacks Felix on the head* I am not! Alhafran Mayor: There will be no reward for you! Sheba: *steps out of hiding* Well, we have a reward. Piers: o_O We do? Director: Hey, what are you doing?! Jenna: *whispers to Piers* Sheba: Okay, Felix, we're going to... *mutters* Felix: But... that's violent... Sheba: So what?! *casts Spark Plasma on Alhafran Mayor* Jenna: Yay, violence! *casts Dragon Fume on AM* Felix: ... Well, he is annoying... *casts Grand Gaia* Kraden: Stop this! This is wrong! Director: Hey! Cut! CUT! Are you listening?! Piers: Just let us have our fun. *casts Megacool* Alhafran Mayor: *lies on ground twitching* Man: Hey! You attacked our mayor! Kraden: Run! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden run and narrowly escape from Alhafra, and return to the ship.* Felix: Now we're sailing to Champa! Jenna: Lets see how well off they are now! Sheba: Alex is in Champa. We'll have to sort him out... Piers: o_O; I take it this Alex isn't a nice person. Sheba: That's right. *They get into the ship and set sail to Champa. Eventually, they reach Champa and start walking into the town.* Feizhi: ISAAC!!!!!!!!!!!! Felix: What the- AAAAAAAA!!!!! *is suddenly attacked by purple-haired insane girl known as Feizhi* Jenna: Hey! Get off my brother! *pulls Feizhi off* Sheba: We're under attack! =O Piers: By a weird purple-haired girl? You sure? Feizhi: You're not Isaac, are you? o_O Felix: Obviously not...... Jenna: *lets go* Are you blind?! Feizhi: I dunno what I was thinking. I'm sorry... Sheba: Look, Isaac is blonde, Felix has dark hair. Isaac has short spiky hair, Felix has long hair tied in a ponytail! What's your problem? Feizhi: *bursts into tears* I'M SORRY!!!! Jenna: *clamps hands to ears* Stop crying! Piers: *pats Feizhi on the back* There, there, it's alright... Kraden: So are you looking for Isaac? Feizhi: *sniffles and nods yes* I'm looking for Isaac... is he here? Sheba: Luckily not. Kraden: No, he's not with us. Felix: He's our enemy, he wouldn't be. Jenna: You're out of luck, I'm afraid. Feizhi: But the voices in my head said Isaac was here. Piers: I'm afraid you've got psychosis. Feizhi: I guess. Sheba: Why are you seeking Isaac? Feizhi: Because, once Hsu was trapped, but Isaac came and freed Hsu. Jenna: Do you like him? >=) Feizhi: O_O Like him? Kraden: You do, don't you? Feizhi: *blushes* You're mean! Stop teasing me! Sheba: We'll tell him! =D Feizhi: Really? Jenna: o_O Really. Felix: If he's not beating us up for wanting to light the lighthouses. Feizhi: Thank you so much... *hands Felix a Golden Ring* Could you give that to him please? It's a good luck charm. He needs it to defeat the evil mutant cheese that stands in his way. Sheba: o_O Mutant Cheese? Feizhi: Yup! Fear the mutant cheese! Piers: I think you need to be treated for insanity... Feizhi: I know! Isn't it spiffy? ^_^ Well, bye! *leaves* Kraden: That was interesting... Jenna: *giggles* Not every day Felix gets knocked down by insane girls! Felix: Huh. I look nothing like Isaac... Piers: Hey, there's Briggs up there! Champa person: That's the great Briggs! ^_^ He saved our village and gave us lots of food! ^o^ Sheba: How nice. Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers and Kraden walk up and Briggs sees them. Briggs: O_O WAAAAAH! MOMMY!!! *runs inside the pirates fortress* Felix: Time to follow him. Jenna: Let's go! Sheba: We gotta go and get the Trident! Piers: And then we can go to Lemuria ^_^