Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Wow, I did a lot of rushing last chapter, but it's kind of necessary considering how much longer the second game is than the first... --- [Studio] Director: Why is Alex still asleep? Jenna: We drugged him. Sheba: Don't worry, he should wake up in time for the start of this. Jenna: I suggest we start as soon as he does. Felix: Do we want to know what you did? Jenna: You'll know soon enough! ^_^ [Alhafra] Alex: *wakes up and immediately looks in mirror* ... Noooooooooooo! My beautiful hair!!! *Everyone comes in at hearing the loud scream* Felix: What the heck is going on? Kraden: That was a very loud scream... Sheba: Oh, Alex, when did you get a haircut? Jenna: It really suits you! Alex: *sobs* My hair! My hair! My life isn't worth living without all my lovely hair! Where did it go? Felix: Jenna. Sheba. >_> Jenna: o_o Um... ^_^;;; You don't think I had anything to do with this, do you? Sheba: Goodness! Why would we waste our time cutting Alex's hair? Kraden: Oh, someone just give that crybaby a wig. I can't stand his whining anymore. Director: Ugh. *pulls a wig out of nowhere and throws it at Alex* There, it's exactly like your old hair! Now quit whining! Alex: It's just not the same! *bawls* Felix: Well, maybe we can try something else. Jenna, give me one of your Mars Djinn. Jenna: Uh... okay. *does so* Felix: *casts Growth on Alex's short hair and it suddenly grows back* Sheba: Oh, cool. Psynergy can do anything! Felix: There you go, Alex. *swaps Jenna's Djinni back for his own* Alex: Omigosh! Thank you! Thank you! ^_^ *glomps Felix* Kraden: This is madness... Felix: Ack! Get off me! *flails* ;_; Alex: I won't forget this! ^_^ *bounces away humming* Sheba: That was disturbing... Jenna: We're not cutting his hair ever again. Kraden: Good. Let's go beat up Briggs now so that we can prove Piers is innocent. *Felix and company walk to the ship where Briggs is inside, chatting to his crony, Zack* Briggs: So, what's wrong, Zack? Zack: The Mayor of Madra is here! ;_; Briggs: That's all you're worried about? Zack: But what do we do? Briggs: Simple! I pretend I'm not Briggs but his twin brother Bloggs! Zack: Wow, sounds like something a pirate would do! Briggs: .... =\ Zack: Um... we are pirates right? Briggs: No... we are simply plundering towns so that we can take riches and use them to restore Champa... since it's kinda crappy... Zack: Oh... Briggs: And we don't loot rich towns because it draws too much attention, so we go for cheap rubbish towns and take their food! ^o^ Zack: You are an amazing leader! =D You have brains coming out of your ears! Briggs: I do? That explains the earache then... Jenna: Psh! Doesn't sound very brainy to me! Sheba: Jenna! Felix: O_O Jenna! Kraden: Jenna, be quiet! Jenna: .... too late >=) Felix: .........;;;;;; Briggs: What was that? Zack: It sounded like a hormonal teenage girl on PMS... Jenna: WHAT? I dare you to come out and say that to my face! *Briggs & Zack walk out of the room and face Felix and company.* Briggs: Well, well, well, welcome to my ship... Sheba: Your ship? o.O Briggs: Yes, I paid for it after all. Felix: Oh, I see, well, that's alright then. Let's go- Kraden: No, Felix! Sheba: We need to prove Piers is innocent! Jenna: Yeah, so you come right with us and confess, bozos! Briggs: No way! Zack: Yeah, no way are we going to 'fess up! *Battle ensues. Briggs and his cronies are defeated and end up lying on the floor in pain.* Briggs: Ooog... Pirate henchmen: Ooooooog... Alhafran Mayor: What's this? A bunch of pirates lying on the floor? Madran Mayor: Hi, Briggs. Briggs: x_x Oh no... Madran Mayor's Dad: Do you know a Piers? Briggs: Piers? Never heard of him... Madran Mayor: Then Piers must not be a Champa! Random Madran: I'll go right back and let everyone know! *runs off* AM: I knew they would be caught, I am perfect, nobody gets away with crimes here... but I am shocked to think one of my customers is capable of something like this. Why, I thought he was a fine, upstanding citizen myself. Chaucha: Briggsy! AM: Hey, she must be a- Briggs: No, leave Chaucha alone! And let Chaucha and Eoleo stay on the boat while it's being fixed or you'll die! Madran Mayor: Sounds like he means it. Felix, I will reward you for catching them later... Felix: Yay! ^_^ *Briggs and his henchmen are dragged away. Chaucha follows.* Sheba: Why don't we go to the jail? *Felix and company go to the jail* Chaucha: Briggsy, no! My poor Briggsy! Briggs: Don't you think Briggs is a lame name for a pirate? It sounds like a reference to a brig. How so lame. Eoleo: Babu babu! Chaucha: *shakes her fist at the guard* Let my Briggsy go! Guard: Sorry, I can't do that... Zack: The food is horrible! Henchman 1: You're right, it sucks! Henchman 2: We're gonna starve! Henchman 3: *sniff* Guard: DUH! This is JAIL, what were you expecting? A gourmet cuisine? Eoleo: Babu bu! *tries to use Catch on the keys* Jenna: O_O Look at that! Sheba: Psynergy! Henchman 2: Briggs! Briggs: Eoleo! O_O Eoleo: *stops* Goo ga? Briggs: Don't... Eoleo: Goo goo... Chaucha: Poor, poor Briggsy... Eoleo: Babu bu! *tries to Catch again* Briggs: Eoleo! Eoleo: ....goo ga? Briggs: No! Eoleo: Goo goo... Chaucha: *sobs* Poor Briggsy... I'm going to sing a song of lament for you, my poor convict husband... Felix: Oh no... Jenna: Yay! Sheba: Huh? O_o Kraden: Don't ask me... Chaucha: Briggs, Briggs, my darling Briggsy! You were the best pirate on the sea! Now you've taken a tumble and wound up in jail! Thinking of you here, it makes me wail! Felix: Woe is me, stupid songs are bringing me pain, I think I'd rather just be standing in the rain. Chaucha: Briggs, my love for you is eternal, Not even something like this can make my heart fall, Poxy bars cannot keep us apart, Not our united hearts... Felix: Save me! Jenna: Oh, Felix, don't you see? How their love runs so deep? It's really is a wonder to behold... Their tragic love surviving the odds... Sheba: I almost feel sorry at the sight, Briggs trapped behind bars day and night, Leaving Chaucha almost all alone, Will they ever be able to return home? Felix: Briggs can never be freed, he has committed a crime out of greed, Chaucha will just have to stay here with him, Because he'll be stuck forever in this room. Jenna: Here, he never did anything wrong, He doesn't deserve to be jailed for so long! You have got to realise it, the power of love so sweet! Felix: Save it, I shall never see, and don't you bother trying to teach me, all I see is that Chaucha is simply upset, that Briggs's reign of terror has come to an end! Sheba: But can't you see their love? Or are you blind to it? I'd be quite happy to teach you, but all non-violent methods flee me now... Jenna: Forget it, Sheba, he's never going to see, Or understand how the power of love can be, how it conquers the steel bars of that nasty jail, When it comes to understanding love, he fails. Eoleo: Goo goo goo! Goo babu bu! Goo goo... Goo goo goo... babu babu babubu! Goo goo, goo ga, hoo... ga... Sheba: Aww, look at that baby sing! Love could give you that. Now isn't that the sweetest thing? Felix: A stinky little thing that cries a lot, A smelly, constantly pooping tot? I feel I'd rather just jump off another lighthouse! Jenna: Oh, don't say that, Felix! Just look at Briggs and Chaucha... A match made in heaven... Chaucha: Briiiiiiiggsy! Briggs: Chauuuuchaaa! Eoleo: WAAAAAAAAHHHH! Felix: Is it... over? Jenna: Yeah. Sheba: I guess. Felix: Whew. Eoleo: WAAAHHHH!!! Chaucha: Come on, Eoleo, we're leaving! *walks out with Eoleo* Briggs: .... Felix/Jenna/Sheba/Kraden: *also leave*