Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Finally, Piers gets to show up. He won't be joining yet though. Pow pow Picard! --- [Studio] Sheba: Our adventure begins now. How fun! Jenna: Yeah... burning monsters and stuff is just so exciting. Felix: And that annoying Alex leaves us well alone. Good. Alex: Why does everybody hate me? Jenna: Because you suck. Piers: Alex can't possibly compare to me. ^_^ Alex: At least I'm not a thousand years old. Piers: I'm not that old! T_T [Idejima] *Jenna, Kraden, Alex and Inu are standing and staring at Felix and Sheba who are lying on the ground* Jenna: I wonder what happened... Kraden: Weren't they supposed to be on top of Venus Lighthouse? Alex: And Saturos and Menardi never turned up either... Sheba: Oog... Jenna: Huh? Kraden: Thank the elements, she's awake! Sheba: *sits up and blinks* Huh? Jenna: Sheba, are you okay? Sheba: *looks around in confusion* Um... who are you people? Alex: What? Has she forgotten us already? Jenna: It's me! Jenna! Kraden: We're on Idejima. It broke off from the mainland and is currently floating. Sheba: What's Idejima? Why does it float? Alex: Quit playing silly games, girl. How did you get here, and what about Felix? Sheba: Who is Felix? Kraden: Uh... it couldn't be... has she lost her memory? Jenna: What?! Alex: You're kidding... right? Sheba: What am I doing here? Who the heck am I? Jenna: Ugh... she doesn't seem to be faking it. Inu: Arfy roo? Sheba: *points at Inu* What's that? Kraden: It is a Fenrir, an evil monster from Venus Lighthouse, that Jenna has, for some reason, made her own pet. Sheba: And what's the Venus Lighthouse? Alex: This is just a very bad dream, right? Jenna: Venus Lighthouse is the reason we're floating away right now! Felix: Uhhh... *stirs* Jenna: Brother! Are you okay? Felix: *sits up and shakes head* Dang... that was tiring... Kraden: So you're alright, Felix? Felix: *stands up* Uh, yeah. Jenna: Should you really be standing up so quickly? Alex: You don't seem to be so surprised to be standing in the middle of a floating island on the ocean. Felix: Nope. I saw the island floating from the top of Venus Lighthouse and swam here with Sheba after jumping off. Jenna: You jumped off? Why would you do such a crazy thing? Felix: Sheba fell off, so I dived down to save her... Sheba: Who is Sheba? Alex: Oh, Sheba seems to have suffered memory loss. I swear we didn't do anything to her... Jenna: She's got amnesia. =/ What do we do? Inu: Aroooo! Felix: O_O What the heck is that thing?! Jenna: That's my pet Fenrir, Inu! Inu: Arf. *tries to jump at Felix* Felix: Aaaaahhhh! *runs and hides behind a tree* Kraden: Get back here, Felix! Alex: Yeah, you need to answer some questions! Jenna: Inu won't hurt you, Felix... Felix: R-really? Everyone except Sheba: *nods* Alex: (muttering) Although I'm dubious about that Fenrir's true intentions... Felix: *nervously tiptoes back* Um, what do you want to know? Alex: Where are Saturos and Menardi? Felix: Well, we were on top of the Venus Lighthouse and Satty and Menny were threatening me, then Isaac and his weird friends came along and tried to kidnap Sheba, but we kept them away from her and I took some short kid's rod that we need to enter Jupiter Lighthouse, then they started fighting, and then Satty and Menny got knocked down, and Isaac and his friends tried to take Sheba away but then Satty and Menny lit the lighthouse and turned into a dragon, then Isaac and his friends beat them again... Alex: Impossible! Kraden: Longest. Sentence. Ever. Felix: I saw it all. Then Saturos and Menardi fell down the Venus Lighthouse's beacon and died. The ground was shaking so hard, Sheba slipped and fell off and I had to jump down after her and I swam here. Jenna: Do you have any idea how far you must have had to swim?! Felix: Well, I did lose consciousness. It must have been pretty far... Kraden: So... Saturos and Menardi are dead... Alex: I just can't believe it... Sheba: Who are Saturos and Menardi? Jenna: Can you please stop asking questions! Felix: She really doesn't remember anything, does she? Alex: *stands on the beach and gasps* Ooh! Look! *Felix, Jenna and Kraden walk to the beach. Sheba is busy poking Inu and staring at him in confusion.* Jenna: It's an island! Kraden: It's rather big for an island. It must be a continent! Felix: So if we hit the continent, we're saved? Kraden: Uh... no. We're passing north of the continent. Jenna: Aw, man. This really sucks! Alex: Oh, look. *points* Felix: What is that?! Kraden: It looks like... a tidal wave. Jenna: It's coming right at us! Felix: We're going to be hit by a freaking tidal wave?! Kraden: Help!!! Alex: Oh no, I've got a broken fingernail. *The tidal wave washes over Idejima. Later, Alex has disappeared and everyone is lying around unconscious.* Felix: *sits up* I am sick of water related incidents. ... I'd better check for injuries. *jumps up and starts shaking his limbs* Well, looks like I'm fine after all. Inu: Arf! Arf! *runs up to Felix happily* Felix: Aaahhhh! *runs to Jenna and shakes her* Help! Your Fenrir's going to eat me! Inu: Woof? *sits and tilts head* Jenna: *wakes up* Huh? Oh... we didn't get washed away after all. Thank goodness! *stands and looks around* It looks like we managed to hit the continent too. That tidal wave turned out to be a stroke of luck! Felix: Are you ever going to get rid of that evil, ugly Fenrir? Jenna: Felix! You'll hurt Inu's feelings! *rushes to hug Inu* Felix: It's hopeless... *goes to wake Kraden* Kraden: Ooh... thank goodness, we seem to be alive after all, and we've even hit land. How convenient. Jenna: Hey! Sheba's over here! *wakes her up* Sheba: Oog... my head... Felix: Sheba! Are you okay? Sheba: *stands and looks confused* What's happening? How did we get here? The last thing I remember is falling off Venus Lighthouse... oh, and Felix jumped off for me... and... Jenna: You've got your memory back? Sheba: Huh? I lost it? Jenna: Yeah, for a while, you did... Felix: Well, now that everything's back in order, let's go and look for a town! Kraden: I'll explain everything to you on the way, Sheba. Jenna: Alex isn't here. Oh well, he probably got washed away and drowned or something. Good riddance. Felix: Either that, or he abandoned us. I'm fine with that too. Alex was a creep. Kraden: I bet he went to look for a boat since the other lighthouses are across the sea. We need a boat to reach them. *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Kraden and Inu go on, walking through Daila because it is boring, then go to the Kandorean Temple, get Lash, save Riki and Tavi at the Temple of the Sea God, then return to Daila* Felix: I feel like walking into that random house up there. Jenna: Why did we even come back here? Sheba: This place is dull... Kraden: Well, what's in that random house anyway? Felix: *walks in and then runs back out screaming* Jenna: What's wrong? Felix: It's that self-centred girly sociopath! Alex: *walks out* What did you call me?! Sheba: It's Alex! Jenna: Ah... Alex... Kraden: What are you doing here? Alex: Looking for a boat... Felix: Here? Alex: Yes... but they have all been destroyed by a tidal wave so I shall head to Osenia... Kraden: Hmm... Jenna: Why did you leave us alone on Idejima? Alex: Uh... Sheba: That was mean, leaving us for dead after that tidal wave! Alex: ... Kraden: Hey, should we go with Alex to Osenia? Felix/Jenna/Sheba: HELL NO! Inu: Erf! Alex: That's fine, I wouldn't want to travel with you lot, especially while you have that mangy two-headed mutt with you. *runs off* Felix: H-hey! Jenna: Get back here! Kraden: He got away... Felix: Never mind. Let's go find another coastal town. *The group wanders some more, going through the Dehkan Plateau, then find the beach with Piers's ship* Kraden: Ooh, a ship! Felix: I wonder whose ship it is... Jenna: Could it be Saturos and Menardi's ship? Sheba: Can we use it then? Kraden: No... we don't have the thingy that makes it go... Sheba: Oh. I guess it's at the bottom of the ocean with them. Jenna: Poo... maybe it's not Saturos's ship then... but we'll have to find the person who really owns it. *Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Inu wander some more, ending up in Madra* Guy 1: Ack! Strange people! Guy 2: Could they be Champa? Or Kibombo? Sheba: Champa? What is that? Jenna: What's a Kibombo? Guy 1: ... Never mind. You lot seem to be alright. Kraden: Has something happened? Guy 2: Oh, just a little ruckus with people from Champa. We have one of their men in jail though, heh. Those pesky people broke in to free their man, Briggs... but we caught one of them. *The group goes to look inside the jail* Guy: Alright, 'fess up, Piers! Shin: Yeah, we know you're Champa! Piers: I am NOT Champa! Shin: Then where are you from? Guy: Shin, why do you wanna know anyway? Shin: Be quiet, your girlfriend didn't get injured! Piers: And you're blaming me? Shin: Yeah! Tell me you're Champa, NOW! Piers: Oh, shut up, Elbow. Shin: Shin! Guy: So, where are you from then? Piers: You would never believe me... Shin: CHAMPA CHAMPA CHAMPA! Piers: Grrr... Guy: Lay off, Shin... Shin: Talk to me! Piers: V.V Do not make me mad! Shin: You smell! Piers: ... Shin: Captain Picard, Captain Picard! Piers: Do not call me that! Felix: What the heck? Kraden: It's in the script, it seems... Felix: But why is it scripted? Shin: CAPTAIN PICARD! Piers: I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT! Shin: CAPTAIN PICARD! Neener neener neener! Piers: Thats it! *casts Glacier on Shin* Director: Not Glacier! Frost! You're meant to cast Frost on the puddle of water beneath his feet! Shin: ........... *frozen solid* Jenna: .... *casts Flare Storm, melting him out* Shin: You... WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *flees* Guy: W-what was that? Piers: I thought he needed to cool down a bit... Guy: You monster! Piers: =\ I am no monster. Guy: WAAAAH! *also flees* Kraden: Felix, that was Psynergy, wasn't it? Felix: Yeah. Kraden: Well, let's get outta here- hey... Sheba: Heh heh... *goes up and reads Piers's mind* Piers: *thinking* I wanna go home...... hey, is someone using Psynergy on me? *looks at Sheba, then looks away again* Nah, I'm imagining things, they couldn't possibly be one of my kind... Sheba: But we ARE Adepts! Jenna: Ssh, Sheba! *The group goes outside* Mayor's wife: Has Piers escaped? *goes to check* Nah, he's fine... hey, you kids wanna go over the bridge to Osenia? Felix/Jenna/Sheba: Yeah! Mayor's wife: Ok, you can! Bye! *leaves* Kraden: That was strange... well, let's go! *The group goes to Alhafra next and watches the Mayor of Madra and his group going toward the mansion.* Jenna: Um, weren't we supposed to help them in the desert? Felix: We did. Sheba: But- Felix: We just did, live with it. Kraden: You fail to appreciate the art of rushing things? Jenna: O_o' Inu: Arfy aroo! Director: Can you please get rid of that stupid Fenrir? Jenna: No! Precious! Sheba: Jenna... a precious would be an item, not a living organism... Kraden: Precisely! Every organism that has a mind of its own, no matter how dense, has a right to be free therefore we cannot actually claim then as our own and we must let them live freely as they wish to do... Felix: Tell that to Isaac and his friends! They are trying to stop us lighting the lighthouses... Kraden: So, Jenna, I believe that it would be the kindest thing to let Inu go if he would like to... Jenna: But... Sheba: *mind reads Inu* Inu: (thinking) Help! I want to be free! Sheba: Poor doggy... *pats it* Inu: ARF! *starts foaming at the mouth and leaps at Sheba* Sheba: AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! Jenna: INU! *pulls him back and spanks him* Bad dog! Felix: Jenna... it's not a dog... Jenna: I don't care! He's mine! Felix: Alright, fine, but from now on we are not considering him a member of our group and will ignore him if we wish to... Director: Oh brother... *sigh* Jenna: Fine! Sheba: *cries* Kraden: Sheba, I believe that you provoked the Fenrir to attack you by patting it and calling it a 'poor doggy' when it's indeed not a dog, and he is very much aware of the fact he is not a dog and calling him a dog will only serve to aggravate him. Sheba: T_T Why didn't you tell me? Felix: Come on, let's go to the inn... *Felix, Jenna, Sheba and Kraden go to the inn* Alex: Oh, hello, Felix. Felix: !!! Alex: There is a rogue pirate hanging around by the name of Briggs, and he has cronies. Perhaps you guys should help out. Felix: ... Jenna: Why don't you help, Alex? Alex: Because I am lazy. Sheba: *tries to read Alex's mind* Alex: ... Go away, you pest. Sheba: *cries again* Alex: Whose idea was it to kidnap her anyway? Jenna: Yours? Kraden: Actually I believe it was Saturos, purely because he knew Sheba was a wind Adept just by looking at her for some reason, and we need her to get into Jupiter Lighthouse... Alex: I see... *goes back to staring out of the window* Sheba: ... >=) *whispers to Jenna* Jenna: ... =O Felix: Uh... Jenna: Come on, let's stay at the inn tonight! >=) Felix: Is it just me or do you two have devious grins on your faces? Sheba: >=) Maybe. Kraden: I do not wish to know... *Everyone stays at the inn for the night. During the night...* Jenna: You got the scissors? Sheba: Of course. Jenna: I would have suggested I burn it off, but using Psynergy might wake him up. Sheba: That's right, and you wouldn't want to set anything else on fire. That would be dangerous. Jenna: And then we pinch his hair gel? Sheba: That's right!