Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Last chapter! I'm still waiting for Camelot to release a sequel so that I can screw it up... --- [Studio] Jenna: *sigh* Why did I have to lose the Fenrir? Sheba: I lost my Voodoo Doll too... Ivan: The silkworms got killed as well... Isaac: Cheer up, everyone. We're almost done! Felix: But hopefully we'll get more opportunities for insanity. Garet: Yeah! Hurry and make a sequel, Camelot! Director: Let's get this over with. *tiredly drinks coffee* [Return to Vale] *Alex is climbing Mt. Aleph and the sky begins to glow yellow.* Alex: *screams* It's happening! It's really happening! W-wait! Wait for meeeeeeee! ;______; Wait until I reach the summit! *hit by falling bird and falls all the way down Mt. Aleph* Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!!!! The Mars Lighthouse, then Mercury Lighthouse, then Venus Lighthouse then Jupiter Lighthouse send sparkly light and fairy dust and twinkies all the way towards Mt. Aleph and a golden beam shoots down, hitting it, and the screams of Valeans are heard for some reason. *Then Alex warps onto the summit of Mt. Aleph, looking worn and beaten and holds up his hands.* Alex: O, glorious cheese, long have I waited for you! Come to me, my precious! Now I shall rule the world with cheese! Lovely golden cheese, covering the sky and Mt. Aleph in its lovely yellow gunkiness! *The light stops and Alex looks around then holds up his hands again.* Alex: At last I have it! =D Unlimited power and unlimited life! It is time to show the puny mortals the power of cheese! Rise, cheese, rise and unleash your evil power upon Vale and the foothills of Mt. Aleph! May rinds of cheese run it to the ground! RISE! *Nothing happens.* Alex: .......? *Still nothing.* Alex: ...................? I'm powerful, I have the power of cheese, so why can't I conjure up a simple cheese storm? Oh, cheese, why won't you fall? Wise One appeared! Alex: Eek! *steps back, looking horrified* W-who are you?! Wise One: You know perfectly well who I am! Alex: N-no, I don't! Wise One: I am the Wise One, guardian of the elemental stars! Alex: V-vale's Protector?! Wise One: Aha! So you do know who I am! Alex: I never said I did! Honest! R-really... Wise One: But you knew I was Vale's protector! Alex: So? Want to make something of it? Wise One: You bet I do! >=| Alex: Go ahead! Wise One: You wish to have unlimited cheese? Alex: Hah! I just got it! >=D Wise One: Don't give me that! Where is it then? Alex: Um, it's... in Imil... yeah, in Imil. Bird flying overhead: That's funny, I just passed Imil and I didn't see any cheese... Alex: O_O;;; Vault, then? Bird: I can see Vault from here, no cheese there either. Alex: -_-+ Die, bird! *casts Glacier on it* Wise One: Cruelty to birds will not go unnoticed! Er, except you get special recognition if it's pigeons. Alex: Pigeons? Wise One: Yes, I was sitting in a field one day and these cheeky little pigeons perched on me and did their business on me... evil birds! But at least they are not liars like YOU. Alex: M-me?! ^_^ Wise One: You do not have unlimited cheese. Alex: I do! I do! Wise One: No, you have a lot of cheese, and your life is somewhat longer, and you may have a bit more Psynergy. Alex: You're lying! ToT Wise One: I am afraid not. Alex: You speak in meaningless riddles, rock! Can you not see? CHEESE IS MINE! I'll sing a song about cheese too! (singing) Chomping on Cheddar is what I love, Consuming Camembert is simply divine. Eating Edam is a fine way to pass the time. Pass the Ploughman's, please! I just gotta have all that cheese! O, Cheese, I just love you so much, I made this cheesy song just for you! Alas, I would name more cheeses so fine, But my memory will not permit me! Cheese, cheese, beautiful cheese! Wise One: You are merely under the pretence of being obsessed with cheese. Alex: Pretence? Pah! I can say I love cheese in French! ^_^ J'aime beaucoup le fromage! Wise One: Cheddar, Camembert and Edam are cheeses, but you could also have mentioned Stilton, Leicester, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Brie, Gloucester... Alex: *screams like a girl* No! My cover is blown! Wise One: You are merely leading the cheese on! It hates you! Alex: It does? *is suddenly covered in gunky cheese* ..... Wise One: See? Alex: Huh! .... NO! MY HAIR IS RUINED! Wise One: That's what you get for being unfaithful to cheese! Alex: You can't even EAT cheese! Wise One: >=| Alex: You're just a rocky eyeball! I am mad now! *starts using Psynergy* Fear me! Oh wow, I'm so powerful! =D Wise One: ............. You have reminded me of my problem, being unable to eat cheese. DIE! *uses Psynergy and knocks Alex flat to the ground* Alex: OW! Wise One: ^_^ Serves ya right! *levitates Alex and smacks him down again* Alex: O-ow! That's cruelty to Mercury Adepts! .... N-no! I have been defeated! This cannot be! I am invincible! Wise One: All evil, powerful people say that once they are defeated! You do not have unlimited life and unlimited power! Alex: This isn't fair! ;_; Who is responsible for this utter treachery? Who has robbed me of my dream?! Wise One: It was me, the Wise One ^_^ I saw straight through you from the start! >=D I, the Wise One, imbued that nice little rock known as the Mars Star with some of the power from the forming Golden Sun! Even now, it rests in the hands of young Isaac. Alex: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! T___________________T Wise One: ..................................... Before the Wise One can be bothered to answer, the ground begin to shake and lemmings begin raining down from the sky and evil fanged furbies are flying through the sky and attacking birds. Wise One: I shall have to talk to Mia about the evil fanged furbies... Alex: Wh-what's happening? Wise One: The heavens and earth are changing, Alex! Normally I'd tell you to flee straight away because I'm supposed to be this good little rock who does not let people die so easily! Alex: WHAT?!?!?! Wise One: Mt. Aleph is sinking into the ground! The force of falling lemmings is causing it to sink into the ground! You must get away or risk joining it forever in the centre of the earth! Alex: I-I can't even move! Wise One: Yes, what a pity. You'll wish you'd been born a mole instead or something. Alex: I can't flee! T_T Wise One: Well, duh, that's because of the limit of your powers and also the fact you happened to be covered in gunky cheese which I imagine is not quite so pleasant. It is not likely you will survive. If you do, perhaps we shall meet again someday- perish the thought! I've seen enough of you to last a lifetime! Alex: I-I'm insulted! HEY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!! Wise One flees and the scene fades out. Some Random Lemming: What a weirdo! You'd think he could just jump off Mt. Aleph! Nearly at Vale... Jenna: Finally! We're finally near Vale! Isaac: How would you know, you've only left once? Jenna: Shut up, Isaac! Isaac: T_T I was just asking... Mia: So where is it then? Felix: It's just over the last hill... Garet: Are we there yet? Felix: Nearly! Garet: When will we be there then? Ivan: Soon! Garet: ........................... Sheba: Garet is not looking very happy. Garet: =\ Ivan: I guess he's worried about his family and what's happened to Vale. Piers: I cannot wait to see your hometown! Isaac: If it's still there. Jenna: Surely it is? I know the people there are pretty stupid with their rules, but did they deserve it? Felix: Let's talk about that once we've seen what's happened. Mia: Flying furbies in the sky! o_O Piers: Is that your doing? Mia: No! Honest! Sheba: Maybe your apprentices set them loose? Mia: ... I'll have to talk to them >=| Garet: Are we there yet? Kyle: Can we see it from the top of that hill? Isaac: I think so. Jenna's mother: I don't think I can bear to look for myself... Jenna's father: We'll stay down here and wait to hear what's happened. Isaac: Felix, lets go and look for ourselves. Felix: They are probably worrying about nothing, it might be fine- Isaac: 'Might' is not very reassuring- O________O Felix: Yeah, so what- O________________O;;;;;; Jenna: Felix? Isaac? What's wrong? Can you see anything?! Tell me!!! Felix: Sorry, Jenna, but Vale and Mt. Aleph are... almost gone. =\ I don't think Piers is going to see our hometown after all. Jenna: Oh no! =\ Piers: We should have gone to visit earlier =\ Now I will forever regret I didn't get to see Vale... Felix's dad: Is that Mt. Aleph? Felix's mother: Of course it is! You didn't think it was some random mountain did you? Isaac: Mom... Kyle: Dora... Garet: Mom... Dad... Kraden: It would seem that Vale and Mt. Aleph are submerged in the ground. Ivan: Kraden, we can all see it. Mia: And hearing it makes it even worse! Felix: Isaac, Garet, I understand how you're feeling but I don't think that standing here like dummies is going to improve anything. I suggest we all just go to Vault and think there instead. How about that? Isaac: ...................... =\ Kyle: ....................... Garet: Huh! It's alright for you, Felix, you've still got your family, but what about ME?! I'm all alone in case nobody noticed! Sheba: Awwwwww! Poor baby! ^_^ Jenna: SHEBA! >=\ How could you go and say that to Garet?! Sheba: >=) I thought he needed a wake-up call. Mia: Tee-hee! Hehehehehehehehe! =D Hmm..... I wonder -_^ Heh heh heh... Jenna: That's it, you've all officially gone crazy -_-' Piers: Send them to Lemuria. That should sort them out. Garet: Mia, Sheba?!?! You think that this is actually funny? Look I'm all alone! What am I going to do? My whole family... T_______T ???: Garet! Don't be so sad! ???: I hoped you might be a little more confident after all the adventures you've had! Isaac: ! ???: Hahaha! This is SO great! I finally got to see my big brother cry! Garet: !!! The scene moves to Garet's family standing nearby. Garet's dad: Did you have a good time? I knew it would take more than this to beat you. Garet: What, hanging off a light- err, I'll tell you... later... yeah... ^____^;;;;; Sheba: You're not the only one... ¬_¬ Piers: Is hanging off lighthouses an occupation? Mia: I don't think it is... Garet's mother: Welcome home, Garet! We would have had a welcome meal cooked for you but as you can see it is a bit difficult at the moment... Garet: Ok....... The Mayor of Destroyed Vale: You are looking surprised to see us, Garet... Garet: I was worried! >\ It's not funny to make me worry! Kyle: How did you survive? Kay: It was the Wise One, he warned us of danger and guided us here to safety. Aaron: He gave me some cheese but I don't want it! *throws it* Ivan: Cheese! =D Kay: Oh, and Garet, don't think I forgot about the flowers. Garet: Y-you haven't even GOT any flowers now! O_O;;; Kay: No, but I can still punish my dear little brother, can't I? >=) Garet: Meep... o_o;;; Garet's grandmother: Everything was destroyed =\ Our homes, our town... I blame those pesky lemmings, we were fine before they came... Kraden: The Wise One saved you all? Garet's father: Oh absolutely, he's a very good little rock isn't he? Garet's grandfather: He's actually quite a big rock. Felix's father: I've never seen the Wise One, have I? Jenna: He turned you into a three headed doll. Felix's mother: Really? I don't remember that! Felix: -_-;;; You don't?! Kyle: No o_O Why would a rock turn us into a doll? Isaac: Long story. Garet: Whoop! =D I'M NOT ALONE! ^__________^ Mia/Sheba: See?! =D Garet: Aw, shut your mouths! ¬_¬ Kraden: Did Dora make it out too then? The scene moves sideways to show Dora. Kyle: Dora! Isaac: Mom! =D Dora: Isaac, you're home? Kyle! You're home too! =D I don't believe this! And to think I spent three years mourning for you when you were alive all along?! Oh, and don't think I was a faithful widow or anything. >_> Kyle: Sorry, I didn't really have much choice in the matter... but anyway you survived! And... wait, what's that about not being faithful?! Dora: So, uh... you survived too! ^_^ Jenna: Lets sing a song! =D Ivan: All of us? Mia: Yeah! =D Isaac: Okay! Garet: Uh, I know, you start, Felix! Felix: I hate starting songs. Let Jenna start it. Jenna: Why do I have to start it? Felix: Because I don't want to. Isaac: -_-' If you two are going to argue, I'LL start it! (starts singing) We could tell you how it started, But since we already told you, We're just going to sing about going back! Jenna: To think that we finished the quest already! We had quite the party, Going home on the wonderful ship, It was a beautiful trip! Garet: I couldn't help feeling worried, Thinking everybody might be buried, Or other horrible things I couldn't bear, Vale's gone down, down a long way... But at least I'm not alone today! Felix: We almost paid such a high price for saving the world, But the Wise One was quick to lead people away from the earth's fold, So sue me, I used a stupid phrase in a song, and I can't see why, Why songs must rhyme! Ivan: I thought we'd be getting lots of cheese, But now I think I was duped. I don't care anymore, at least I've got a home! No more living at Hammet Palace, With Layana, the woman with a temper like seventy storms, and Hammet, the anti-cheese silk merchant! Mia: Oh, ungrateful little Ivan! I should scold you, But right now I'm too happy to care! I don't know if Alex's dead or not, but who cares? I think I could just party all night! Sheba: Since I am out of ideas for what to sing, I'll just try a little rhyming! Ivan is really annoying! Isaac didn't get his Golden Ring, But it was a tacky piece of bling-bling! Lemuria has a king! Please stop shouting, Im not stopping... Or maybe I should before I start hurting... Piers: Alas, I am very sorry to say, That the song is coming to an end! All I see are lemmings running around, There is nothing interesting about that to me, Neither are crazy furbies with fangs! Isaac: Ok, really, lets stop now, this is stupid... Ivan: I'm not getting any cheese, am I? v_v+ Isaac: I guess not... *puts hand in pocket* O__________o *pulls out orange coloured cheese* Where did this come from? Ivan: CHEESE! =D Garet: Oh, poo, who needs stupid cheese? I dont want any... Ivan: You insult cheese! =O Aaron: Cheese is yuck! Ivan: AAAH! Insulting of cheese! *faints* Sheba: Get a life, Ivan... -_-' Isaac: *holds cheese up* CHEESE? Dora: Isaac, really, it's not polite to play with food. Isaac: Honest, I wasn't playing! Kyle: The cheese in Prox was weird... Garet: I'm hungry though... Felix: We should be going to Vault... Sheba: All of us? Piers: Of course. Mia: Wow, there's like... eighteen people here... oh, nineteen... Kraden: Harumph! You are all ignoring me again! Jenna: Why were you quiet? Kraden: I was merely engrossed in taking apart a fanged furby and examining it. Felix: And what happened? o_O Kraden: It blew up in my face! Felix's mother: That's... fascinating. Felix's dad: Well, maybe you should have asked it first. Mia: Furbies only speak furbish ^_^ Aaron: Look! =D *holds up another fanged furby* Cute! *bitten* OUCH! *jumps up and down on top of it* Kay: Where are those stupid things coming from? Mia: Imil, I think ¬_¬ Mayor of Destroyed Vale: Come, we should go to Vault now so that I can decide what my new title is. Garet's grandmother: You could just be Garet's grandfather? ^_^ Garet's dad: Are we going to meet the Wise One? Garet's mother: Why? Garet's dad: I want his autograph ^_^ Garet: O_O But the Wise One's a rock! Garet's mother: And the protector of Vale, do not forget that! Garet: Then why is Vale sitting in a huge crater? Garet's grandfather: That's it. As soon as we get to Vault me and you are going to have a long talk. Garet: Oh poo. Ivan: *awakes* Unnnh... *notices everybody walking away* Hey! Wait for me! Everybody walks off to Vault... and that's it. The end, for now.