Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Insanity is so fun... --- [Studio] Felix: So, we're going to Prox this chapter. Jenna: But that's not all we're going to do. Ivan: You mean we'll actually do sidequests? Isaac: We totally skipped Crossbone Island. Mia: Eh, it's only worth going for a Djinni and the Cleric's Ring anyway. It's not like we missed out on anything major. Garet: She has a point... Sheba: But we're going to have a lot of fun... [Prox] Isaac: ICEBERG! Felix: Don't be dumb, the sea's full of ice! Jenna: It's dangerous! There's giant icebergs lurking! Garet: Hope the ship doesn't get sunk =\ Piers: If we're very careful, it won't... Ivan: But that iceberg over there's blocking our way. Sheba: How are we supposed to get to Prox? Mia: There has to be a way! =\ How did Agatio and Karst get through? Isaac: How did Karst and Agatio get through Jupiter Lighthouse without a Wind Adept? Felix: Perhaps Alex warped them... Mia: Die... Alex... *grinds teeth* >=[ Ivan: I think the Adepts of each type are only required to OPEN the lighthouses... Felix: I opened Venus Lighthouse! ^_^ Mia: And the evil Alex opened the Mercury Lighthouse, and then I did too with our Ply Psynergy... Isaac: I suppose Venus Lighthouse just didn't really want to close itself... and Jupiter didn't either. Garet: I'm bored! Can we get to Prox or not? Kraden: I do think that we should try committing wanton destruction with that object you would call a cannon, using the ammunition called Magma Ball you gained in Magma Rock and shoot it at that imposing iceberg to get to Prox! Sheba: ... I think he said to use the cannon... Piers: Great idea! =D Felix: On the ship?! Jenna: Of course! Isaac: Guess we've got no choice. The Adepts quickly rush to the cannon, load the Magma Ball in... Adepts: CHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSE! *With an almighty boom, the Magma Ball strikes the iceberg and ice goes flying everywhere. The screaming Adepts duck for cover as a mini tidal wave is caused which sends the ship sailing all the way to the frozen part of the river near Prox.* Felix: Whew... that was... too close. Piers: My ship! =O Mia: Is it alright? Piers: It had better be. Isaac: At least we can continue to Prox now. Garet: I'm cold! Jenna: Oh be quiet, Garet! Are the blizzards supposed to be this bad? Felix: They weren't this bad last I checked. Kraden: I do believe that we should make haste to the village known as Prox before we catch our death of cold. Ivan: Basically Kraden's cold and wants to get to Prox... Kraden: Yes, I am! >=[ Felix: And it's all because Mercury and Jupiter are lit ^_^ Garet: *sigh* Will we see the ocean? Jenna: Uh... Garet, we've been sailing on it. Garet: Really? Because everyone was calling it a sea... Jenna: ... You dumbass. Garet: I thought a sea and an ocean were different things! Isn't the sea landlocked and the ocean isn't? Jenna: Well... huh. The Great Eastern and Western Sea aren't landlocked. Why aren't they called oceans then? Garet: T_T This is so confusing... Kraden: Eh, I guess Sea sounded better than Ocean. Ivan: But, regardless, those seas are the ocean! Kraden: There you go! Jenna: Happy now, Garet? Garet: I guess... Sheba: This is so pointless... Felix: No kidding... *The Adepts fly the ship closer to Prox and then get off, walking into Prox.* Proxians: !!! Felix: ??? *Proxians group around Adepts excitedly.* Prox Villager: (singing) It was less than a month ago, That we did begin to feel sorrow, For we'd heard two warriors fell, Saturos and Menardi, whose story they can never tell. Prox Villager #2: Before that, Agatio and Karst left Prox, Worried because Saturos and Menardi were taking forever, For we're growing closer to the brink, At this rate we're probably going to fall in the drink! Prox Villager #3: They came back with faces pale, and their news made us wail. We cried to hear Saturos and Menardi would never return, And Felix, we're happy to see you've returned. Prox Villager: We heard of one named Isaac who supposedly slew them, But so long as Mars is lit soon, We're happy, even if lives were lost. Alas, Agatio and Karst are taking too long! Prox Villager #2: Go see the Village Elder and Puelle! When they see you, their hearts will swell- Felix: That's enough, we get the picture. Sing any longer and the lighthouse might fall off Gaia Falls and then where will we be? Proxians: *scream and run back to their original positions* Isaac: *gulp* I hope nobody tries to kill us... Mia: Can't we tell them it was suicide? Ivan: We could try. Garet: Is their food good? Felix: No, it's rubbish. Garet: Aww! Jenna: Where are our parents?! Isaac: Yeah, I want to see my dad! Sheba: Will we have time for snowball fights? Piers: Maybe later. *Felix, Jenna, Isaac, Garet, Mia, Ivan, Sheba, Piers and Kraden go to the house where the parents are supposed to be kept hostage. They are stopped when a Proxian comes out of the house to greet a woman standing outside.* Man: They're gone. Woman: =\ They're not there? Then where could they be? Man: We've searched the entire village, everywhere except the Lighthouse... Woman: But surely they wouldn't... Felix: Ahem... Jenna: Where are Mom and Dad?! Isaac: Isn't Dad here? =\ Woman: We were supposed to free them when Felix returned to Prox but they're not here. This is stupid... Man: Oh no, Puelle is not going to be very happy... Jenna: Mom and Dad did a runner?! That's so typical! Garet: Aren't you being a tiny bit unfair? Jenna: Shut up, Garet! Felix: Then we're just going to have to go straight to the Lighthouse... *Felix and co go up to the edge of Prox and meet Puelle and Prox Elder.* Prox Elder: Look! Its Felix! Puelle: Felix, you've returned! Felix: Of course ^_^ Elder: Could you do us a favour? Jenna: What is it? Puelle: Um, Agatio and Karst are taking a long time, and Elder does not want me to go to the Lighthouse, so could you check up on them? Felix: Alright. Isaac: Um... Elder: Yes? Isaac: I'm Isaac... Soldier: You're Isaac? Isaac: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides behind Felix* Kraden: Isaac, stop that! Isaac: ........ *edges out from behind Felix* ^___________^;;;;;; Meep... Soldier #2: You defeated Saturos and Menardi? Isaac: Ye-yes... Soldier #3: Agatio and Karst said you... killed them... Garet: No! Thats not what happened! Soldier #4: It's not? Isaac: We barely defeated them... Mia: They jumped down the lighthouse! Soldier #5: Did they fight well? Ivan: Yes! Soldier #6: It must have been scary. Isaac: It was... Puelle: I suppose you went after them because they robbed your hometown. Isaac: Yes. We didn't give them a chance to explain =\ If they had, we might have treated them differently but... Elder: Well, you are truly strong warriors to have beaten Satty and Menny! Good luck in the Mars Lighthouse! Sheba: Thank you. We'll try our best. Piers: Well, lets go then. *Felix, Jenna, Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Sheba, Mia, Piers and Kraden continue to Mars Lighthouse and do a bunch of stuff like getting burnt to ashes, breaking ice and then they meet two dragons encased in ice.* Jenna: Cute dragons! Sheba: Why are they like that? Jenna: Its weird, isn't it? Ivan: I wonder who they are? Mia: They look like they could be in pain. Ivan: You're joking aren't you? Mia: Huh? Ivan: They are too cold to feel any pain in there! Mia: Oh! Piers: *taps the ice* Hello? Felix: We... probably shouldn't disturb them... Isaac: Sometimes it's best to leave dangerous creatures in peace right? Mia: But we've gone nearly everywhere and still haven't found Agatio and Karst! Piers: And this pink and blue decor is not how I would have imagined Mars Lighthouse to look... Ivan: We're supposed to be saving the world! Never mind the decor! Jenna: Ooh! Torches for me to use Blaze on! Felix: No! Wait! *Jenna however ignores him and rushes around using Blaze on the torches. Two fireballs come out and crack the ice but the dragons are not yet free.* Felix: Phew -_-' Sheba: Next we use this =D *holds up Burst Brooch* Isaac: You... wouldn't... would... you? Felix: We're doomed! Sheba: >=) *uses Burst* Mia: I could be being silly, but I don't think those dragons will be in a very good mood when we wake them up. *The ice cracks and the dragons emerge, stomping and roaring.* Felix: Lovely, we're fighting two dragons! Isaac: Notice how they're different sizes? Ivan: Hmm... *The battle progresses, with the dragons using familiar Psynergy such as Meteor Blow or Aura.* Sheba: Why does this seem so familiar? Piers: It's funny. The big dragon's the same size as Agatio and the little dragon's the same size as Karst. Mia: If Saturos and Menardi could become dragons... Ivan: Then... Felix: We must be fighting... Jenna: Agatio and Karst! Big dragon: *farts* Mia: Peeyew! We're definitely fighting Agatio and Karst! Garet: Gross... *Soon, the battle is ended and the dragons transform into Agatio and Karst lying on the floor.* Karst: Cold... so cold... Felix: =\ I think they're dying... Agatio: Felix? Felix: Er, yes... Agatio: ....... take..... the Mars........ Star........ *drops it* Isaac: Yes! The Mars Star! Garet: Mars Bar! Ivan: Cheese! Karst: Save..... Prox........ Jenna: We will! Agatio: Big eye... said we could go no further... Mia: Probably a bit crazy.... Isaac: Big eye? Sheba: o_O You serious? Felix: *picks up Mars Star and goes to the dragon head and activates the Lighthouse* Piers: Now this is what I was expecting! Garet: Cool! Jenna: Now its reddish-orange and green! =D Mia: It's warm now, not cold anymore... Ivan: Are we going to leave Agatio and Karst here? Felix: We don't have any choice. *The Adepts and Kraden do some more lighthouse stuff and they activate the portal which leads to the aerie, but pass for now.* Felix: The next thing to do is... the four guardian bosses! =D Sheba: Sentinel... Jenna: Valukar... Piers: Star Magician... Felix: And Dullahan. Ivan: Maybe we should pass... Mia: Oh come on, there's nothing to worry about! Isaac: I bet they are really easy! ^_^ Garet: Cool! Lets go! =D *Felix and company leave the Mars Lighthouse, leave Prox and teleport to Treasure Isle, where they do a bunch of stuff and then reach Star Magician.* Star Magician: BWAHAHAHAHA! Fear my balls! Sheba: Oh, GROSS! Felix: No! He means- Sheba: Disgusting! Felix: I give up. Sheba: Foul and distasteful! Jenna: He means those spherical objects he's got floating around him. Sheba: But still, 'fear my balls' sounds like he's going to, well... Ivan: Sheba, please! Sheba: Why couldn't they have made them cubes instead?! Piers: She isn't going to shut up, is she? Sheba: At least then 'fear my cubes' wouldn't sound so bad! Isaac: SHEBA!!! Sheba: The Star Magician is the most perverted, dirtiest creature ever! Garet: Just like you! Sheba: *casts Spark Plasma* Director: Sheba! You're fighting the boss, not Garet! Sheba: Huh... Garet: Ow ow ow... Director: And from now on, we shall call them SPHERES! Got that, Star Magician? Star Magician: Bwahahaha! Fear my spheres! Felix: That's better -_-' Jenna: Can you imagine? People saying the Star Magician is hard to beat... Sheba: Because of his balls! Ivan: That's just... wrong... Star Magician: *sobs* You mock my spheres... Piers: Well, it might be better if they weren't called... balls. Star Magician: That's it! I'm having nothing more to do with you perverted Adepts! AUUUUUGH! *flies down into pit* Felix: He... committed... suicide... Isaac: Great! Now we can just nab Azul! *The Adepts receive the Azul summon, leave and teleport to Yampi Desert Cave where they go to fight Valukar.* Valukar: Hi! >=) Come in, come in! Felix: Most bosses aren't enthusiastic to meet us. Valukar: But I have a surprise for you! =D Sheba: That's nice... Jenna: What is it? Valukar: Well, I'm still practicing but I'll try. *does funny stuff to the Adepts* Garet: No! My Djinn are on standby! Isaac: Wait, all our Djinn are on standby? Mia: Cool... >=) Valukar: Well, I think that's what I'm supposed to do. Ivan: Thanks. Valukar: Er, no problem ^_^; Piers: You've made things easier. *summons two Boreases* Mia: And for that, we're nominating you as best boss! *summons two more Boreases* Valukar: I'm... honoured... ow! Why are you hitting me? Ivan: We just want to test our summons ^_^ *summons two Thors* Valukar: I... see... Sheba: It's quite fun. *also summons two Thors* Valukar: But... Felix: But what? *summons two Judgements* Valukar: Couldn't you make it... Isaac: Make it what? *summons two more Judgements* Valukar: A bit... less painful? Jenna: No chance, bozo! *summons two Meteors* Valukar: Bozo! What kind of name is that for a friend? Garet: You were never our friend, creep! *summons two more Meteors* Valukar: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! *collapses and dies* Kraden: He really was kind of nice though, making the fight so easy for us. Felix: Yes, he was, wasn't he? *The Adepts receive the Daedalus summon and then leave, teleporting to Sea of Time Islet Cave where they go to meet Sentinel.* Sentinel: Hi! >=D Felix: Hi. What's your trick? Sentinel: I'm immune to Psynergy. Jenna: Oh no, you're joking... Sentinel: Afraid not... Sheba: But you can't be immune to summons right? Sentinel: Maybe not... Piers: We just did loads of summoning... Isaac: We might as well try a brand new tactic. Hey, Garet! *whispers to Garet* Garet: Er, ok... *approaches Sentinel* Sentinel: ... Garet: H-hi... what's your name? Sentinel: Sentinel. Garet: What's a sentinel? Sentinel: I am Sentinel. Garet: Why? Sentinel: Because I am one. Garet: Is your mother a sentinel? Sentinel: Maybe. Garet: Why? Sentinel: I do not know. Garet: Why? Sentinel: I just don't. Garet: Why? Sentinel: Because I do not know her! Garet: WHY? Sentinel: Because I am not a mere mortal human! Garet: Why? Sentinel: Because I am a monster! Garet: WHY? Sentine: Because I was made that way! Garet: But WHY?! You still haven't answered my question! Jenna: This is getting ridiculous... Sentinel: I don't know what a question is! Garet: Why? Sentinel: Uh... I don't know! Garet: Why? Felix: The Sentinel's stupider than Garet... Sentinel: Just... because. Garet: Why? Sentinel: ... because. Garet: WHY? Sentinel: I can't take anymore of this!!!!! *stabs self with sword and dies* Felix: Another case of suicide -_-' Sheba: Well, it's easier than doing a bunch of complicated stuff. Ivan: If only real life was that easy... Mia: Only one more boss to go! *The Adepts receive Catastrophe and then teleport to Anemos Sanctum, getting Charon on the way, then go on to find Dullahan.* Dullahan: >=) You will never defeat me. Jenna: We know your secrets. Dullahan: Huh? Ivan: It's quite simple. We read your mind. Dullahan: M-my mind? Sheba: We know EVERYTHING. Dullahan: E-everything?! Jenna: Uh-huh. Felix: We know why you've been hiding down here. Dullahan: S-surely not... Mia: And we bet that people would love to hear your secrets. Dullahan: !!! Piers: How you hid here after killing those bullies who picked on you for having no head... Dullahan: NOOOOOO! Ivan: You had quite a temper. Sheba: And what you did with your head was quite interesting indeed. Dullahan: Nooooooooooooooo! *jumps over the Adepts into the pit* Felix: Too easy... Ivan: It's meant to be messed up anyway. Sheba: Excellent! The last summon! =D Isaac: Just how could something headless be alive anyway? o_O Garet: They had no brain or anything... Mia: Creepy... *The Adepts receive Iris then they teleport back to Prox, return to Mars Lighthouse and go up to the Mars Lighthouse Aerie...*