Golden Sun: The Lost Tale --- Just a few more chapters to go... hurray... --- [Studio] Isaac: The real insanity starts now! Ivan: We are absolutely not going to be sane. Jenna: Sanity is boring. Sheba: Agreed. Felix: Let's piss off Gaylord as much as possible. Isaac: Archibald. Garet: Napoleon! Jenna: Melvin! Mia: I just call him Mr. Director... Piers: You are much nicer than they are, Mia... >_> [Shaman Village Cave] Ivan: My precious... is so close... Sheba: Ivan! Shut up about the Precious! Ivan: Make me! Sheba: Fine! I will! Jenna: :o Sheba called it the Precious! Sheba: Er, so? Isaac: It's as if you're agreeing with Ivan that it's truly precious! Sheba: v_v I meant the Rod of Hesperia, okay? Garet: Just why are we stuck in a stupid cave? Jenna: We are not stuck, Garet -_-' Isaac: Someone's here! Felix: Well, WE'RE here. Isaac: No, it's somebody else... Mia: Like who? Piers: This place is not the most accessible place on Weyard you know. Kraden: However this place is somewhat easier to reach than Prox. Piers: Whatever! *The bored Adepts walk on and on, before being stopped by a voice.* ???: I've found her! Jenna/Mia/Sheba: Her? o_O Sheba: Oh no! Maybe it's Insane Laliverans and they have come to take me back and I'll never be free! Felix: Don't worry, we won't let evil Laliverans take you back, Sheba! Isaac: Who's there? *Out of the darkness steps three imposing warriors from Colosso...* Azart: My name is Azart. Satrage: It is I, Satrage! The great Satrage! Navampa: I am Navampa, fear me! >=D Mia: Uh oh...... o________________________O;;;; Jenna: You know these guys, Mia? Mia: I... sort of... Azart: You cheated. Satrage: You threw furbies at us! Navampa: And you're just a little girl! Kraden: Now, now, I am sure that Furby throwing is just as much as a skill as a warrior's power! Navampa: LIAR! Satrage: We're going to show you, little girl! Azart: We'll prove you cheated. Mia: Grrr. Sexist pigs. Jenna/Sheba: We want to help! :D Mia: Alright! Jenna/Mia/Sheba: Say goodnight, sexists! Azart/Satrage/Navampa AKA the Three Stooges: Bwahahahaha! >:D You're going down, you inferior girlies! Mia: All this sexism... I cant take it any longer... Jenna: GO, INU! Inu: errrroooo! *tries to bite Navampa but his teeth clanks uselessly against his armour* Ero? Mia: ^___________^; Jenna... maybe you should take on Azart. Jenna: ... Fine! Mia: I'll take Navampa >=) Sheba: So, I am stuck with Satrage. *pulls out Voodoo doll and starts frenziedly stabbing it with pins* Satrage: OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *collapses, twitching erratically* Sheba: I win! ^_^ Mia: DIE! *flings giant furby at Navampa* Navampa: *dodges* Hahahaha! >=D I have trained at dodging furbies! Mia: Oh, crap... uh... >=| MACE BASH! *starts violently bashing Navampa about with mace and he collapses, severely injured from Mia's mace somehow* Guys: o_________________o' Oooooookay...... Sheba: Wow... those are some dents he has in his armour! ^_^ Azart: Hahahaha! My opponent is a puny girl! This should be easy! Jenna: I'm sick of sexism... GO, SILKWORMS! *Jenna summons the silkworms out of her pockets (and hair...) and they start stringing Azart up with silk and smacking him all over the place. When the silkworms have finished, Azart is indisposed.* Girls: We did it! Yahoo! =D Ivan: O_O Those silkworms are useful! Jenna: My new pets ^_^ Lets see, I'm calling this one Silky, and this one Whitey, and this one Wormy........ *Everybody else promptly ignores Jenna as she names all her silkworms and turn their attention to the fallen Colosso warriors.* Navampa: O...k... maybe you... didn't... cheat... Satrage: We're..... sorry..... forgive us........ Felix: Depends. Mia: >=\ I don't know... Azart: Please! Here, you even get this nice Golden Shirt! Come on, everybody, lets scarper before they kill us! *The Three Stooges get up screaming and flee from the cave.* Mia: Nahhh, I don't think I'll forgive them -_^ Garet: Why? Mia: Because they were mean. Garet: Why? Mia: Because they were sexist jerks! Garet: Why? Mia: Because... they suck Garet: Why? Mia: Because they are pathetic men who need to get a life. Garet: Why? Mia: Because their dads made them men and I'm not sure why they don't have lives. Garet: Why? Sheba: Garet, shut up! Garet: Why? Sheba: (in very sweet voice) Because I might cast Spark Plasma. Piers: On you, naturally, Garet ^_^ Garet: Why? Sheba: ^___________^ *casts Spark Plasma* Garet: *twitches* W-why!? Sheba: *casts Spark Plasma again* Jenna: Come on, Sheba that's enough. You'll kill him at this rate. Isaac: I don't think anything else is going to happen in this boring cave. Ivan: We must see the Moapases! Sheba: ..................... Jenna: We can't. Ivan: Why? Felix: Because of Jenna and Sheba riling up the Hesperians. Piers: They might try to beat us up or something. Mia: Sounds like it's too dangerous to go into Shaman Village. Isaac: We should go somewhere else then. Ivan: Lets just go back to Contigo! Jenna: Yes! Let's! I'm worried a rabid Hesperian might pop out of a tunnel at any minute and try to kill us! Sheba: And I'm running out of Psynergy from all the Spark Plasmas... Garet: *twitches* Unnnnhhhh... Isaac: Garet, we're on a mission for CHEESE ^_^ Garet: *jumps to his feet* Shut up, Isaac! Felix: We got to get the Mars Bar back... Kraden: I do believe that the real name is Mars Star and that the Proxian warrior known as Agatio currently has it- Everybody: We know that, Kraden! *Felix, Jenna, Sheba, Piers, Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia and Kraden return to the ship and set sail back to Atteka, where they go to Contigo and to Hama's house.* Ivan: Hama... Hama: Hello, Ivan. Welcome to my house. Ivan: Um... Hama: What brings you here? Ivan: Why didn't you tell me you were my sister when we met in Lama Temple? Hama: -_-' Ivan, you are too sentimental! Ivan: But- Hama: You cry over a simple wooden object! Ivan: ................ T_____________T Hama: You glorify food! Ivan: Cheese... Hama: Cheese is food! Ivan: Sister... Hama: No! Do not think of me as your sister until the quest is over! Ivan: =\ Hama: If I'd told you sooner, you would have come earlier and the world would be doomed! Doomed, I tell you! Kraden: I couldn't help hearing, what do you mean the world is doomed? Felix: You haven't been listening, have you?! -_-+ Isaac: Is something... wrong? Hama: Well... Ivan: ... T_________________T Hama: The elements are out of balance. Three lighthouses are lit and the world is growing much cooler. Isaac: Why is that, Master Hama? Hama: The Mars Lighthouse is dark and there is no heat... Kraden: But we need heat, do we not? Felix: Noooo, we can be popsicles instead! Isaac: We'd die! Felix: The whole point of being a popsicle... Isaac: o_O Um, ok... Ivan: Ice lollies! =D Hama: No, Ivan, we can't have ice lollies! The Mars Lighthouse must be lit! The three elements are fighting for control over the world! Kraden: I wonder why... Hama: Jupiter was lit, and the wind makes things cooler. Isaac: Oh yeah! When I burn my finger, I blow on it without thinking! Ivan: Water cools things down, so why didn't Mercury have this effect? Hama: Well, it could be that water cools things down slower, or the combined effect of wind and water is making the world colder much faster. Ivan: Yeah! My finger feels much cooler when I lick and blow on it! Isaac: Lets stop saying lick and blow, we're starting to sound like a porn movie. Felix: Either that, or you've been subjected to too much of Sheba's perverted jokes. Isaac: Perhaps... Kraden: This sounds bad! We should go ASAP! Ivan: Yeah. Sorry, I just wanted to... Isaac: It's ok, you can't help being so sentimental... Ivan: Huh... Hama: Im glad you cared Ivan :) But you must go. Ivan: Yeah... v_v And so, the Adepts and Kraden leave Hama's house. Kraden: We must go straight away! Jenna: No! Party first! =D Mia: But what do we have to celebrate? Jenna: Hmm... Sheba: The world is being destroyed! Garet: So, no time for parties? =\ Piers: No, no time for parties. Ivan: We have to save the cheese =D Isaac: I don't get it... I thought we WERE saving cheese, but now we still are? Jenna: Well, if Weyard shrinks or freezes over, we'll be dead and can't have cheese. Isaac: Or maybe it's just a giant hoax. Garet: You mean there's no cheese? Ivan: =O No! There IS cheese! There must be! Somewhere... Mia: Are we recovering cheese? Isaac: Maybe the elemental stars are cheese! Felix: Well, we haven't got any elemental stars so it's a bit difficult to find out! Kraden: That is interesting. That Alchemy is unleashed by cheese... Piers: It all sounds ludicrous to me. Ivan: NO! :[ Respect the cheese! Mia: They're candy! =D Jenna: Well, nobody's tried to eat them, so we can't find out can we? Garet: I want to eat an elemental star! Isaac: =O The elemental stars are for throwing in the lighthouses, not for eating! Piers: Get real, they are just rocks! Ivan: Cheese! Piers: Rocks! Kraden: I have a solution! Perhaps the elemental stars are really cheesy rocks! Ivan: No! Rocky cheese! Mia: *sighs* Ivan, do you have to be so obsessed with cheese? Ivan: Yes! Cheese is my friend! :o Felix: ... We should go. Now. Isaac: Sorry, Ivan's just... ugh... let's just leave him behind... Ivan: No! I'm sorry! Lets go then! Mia: Finally! Piers: I'm not saying anything... Garet: But you were! Sheba: CAN WE GO NOW?! Jenna: Okay! We'll set off for... lets go visit Vale! Felix: No o_____________________O' Jenna: Awwww! Isaac: Mom told me not to return... until the quest was over... T_T Felix: That stinks, but she's right. The quest is more important. Garet: *sniffle* I miss Vale ;_; *The Adepts and Kraden get onto the ship and head off to Magma Rock. They do a bunch of boring stuff and then get the Magma Ball and Blaze Psynergy for Jenna, and then head to Loho.* Garet: I wonder what this stupid ball is for... Ivan: It is called a Magma Ball. Isaac: A ball made of magma. How clever. Jenna: It might make a good weapon >=) Felix: But how? Sheba: I wonder... *sees the cannon* OOH! Mia: What is it? Sheba: !!! *points at the cannon* Felix: Oh... no... Jenna: YES! =D Sheba: The cannon! =D Ivan: Cannon + Magma Ball... OOH! >=) Felix: I don't think... Piers: Is it wise? Isaac: I wonder if we should? Garet: Cool! =D Mia: Won't the villagers mind? Sheba: Don't be such a wuss! *approaches random Lohonian* Excuse me, can we blow that wall up? Random Guy Living in Loho: I wish... we need to remove that wall =\ But that cannon, how do we use it? Jenna: See? =D They want us to! >=) Felix: Well... in that case... Isaac: Go ahead! Mia: Just don't kill anybody! Piers: Otherwise we'll be in big trouble. *The Magma Ball is placed into the cannon...* Adepts: BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loho people: *scream as they hear massive explosions and crashes and booms* *A minute later, after the smoke clears, the wall is gone and so are the Loho villagers, hiding underground somewhere.* Jenna: Lets pinch this cannon! Isaac: It could be useful. Felix: Well, they weren't using it... Garet: Yay! We got a new cannon! Sheba: Fantastic! Now we can blow up towns! Mia: Sheba! I'm appalled! :o Ivan: We could blow up Lunpa ^_^ Piers: Or Alhafra! Kraden: I do believe that we should make off with this object called a cannon as quickly as possible before the villagers come out of hiding and punish us. Felix: Oh, right! *The Adepts quickly haul the cannon out of Loho and fix it onto the ship then set sail as angry Lohonians stand outside the village, shouting and waving. Ivan and Sheba wave back, but they are not amused. The ship heads to the North, towards Prox.*