Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- Lama Temple is next... Clearly, it needs moar llamas. --- [Studio] Director: Remember to wrap up warm, everyone. Mia: I'm always wrapped up warm for some reason. Ivan: Hm? Why do we have to? Director: Again, we somehow transformed the Lamakan Desert into a place of freezing temperatures and snow. Garet: Aw, man... I don't know which is more annoying... Isaac: Extremes suck. [Lama Temple and Lamakan Desert] Mia: Oh, look, there's a temple up ahead. Ivan: There are monks meditating too. Garet: I wonder what they are thinking about... Ivan: I'll find out! *reads the monks' minds* Monk 1: It's been ages since I've ever had any sex. Being a monk isn't so fun. Hey, that guy sitting next to me isn't so bad looking. Monk 2: That guy keeps staring at me. I wonder if he fancies me? Well, I've got a nice little dagger secreted in my robes if he tries anything. Nobody has suspected I'm a mass murderer disguised as a monk. Muahahahaha... Monk 3: I want to see Master Hama's tits... Ivan: *stops reading minds* I think it's better you don't know. Garet: I guess they must get bored meditating... Mia: But it's very peaceful. Garet: Exactly... Isaac: Well, let's go and see what's inside the temple... Ivan: Lama Temple, huh? Wonder if there are llamas? *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia enter the temple to see a flock of llamas walking around and spitting everywhere* Mia: *is hit with llama spit* Eww! Garet: This place stinks! Ivan: Be careful. There's llama poop everywhere. Man: Please be quiet. Master Hama is meditating. Isaac: How can she meditate among all this humming? What is that annoying humming anyway? Ivan: It's the llamas. They don't seem that happy to see us. Hama: *turns around* I have been waiting for you, Isaac and company... *Isaac and co. walk over* Isaac: How do you know my name? Garet: Was she... expecting us? Mia: Sounds like it... but how could she have known we were coming? Hama: I expected to see you soon. I know of your quest after all. Isaac: Oh, yeah, the quest... what was it again? Ivan: The quest to find eternal cheese... Garet: It's to stop the lighthouses from being lit, idiots! Mia: I wouldn't mind getting eternal cheese... Garet: Neither would I, but that's not the purpose of the quest. Ivan: Cheese... Isaac: Mmm... *drools* Hama: I am a Jupiter Adept, just like Ivan. Ivan: It would probably have been completely obvious what with the Jupiter Djinn complementing my Psynergy abilities and such, but I'm going to sound like an idiot and say I'm not a Jupiter Adept instead. Hama: You are, though you may not yet know it... Mia: It is a bit obvious, isn't it? Garet: You'd have to be slower than ME to not realise! Ivan: T_T Hama: You have the power to read minds, correct? Ivan: Yeah. Hama: That ability is unique to Jupiter Adepts. As is the power to see the future. Isaac: Wow! That sounds pretty cool. Garet: Yeah, it does... Mia: Can Ivan learn that ability? Hama: He already has, Mia. Mia: o_o;;; Ivan: Uh... I don't think I have... Hama: You do, you are simply not aware of it. Garet: Jupiter's power must be amazing if it can let you see the future. Hama: Oh, but Ivan can learn an even greater power! Isaac: Really? Hama: It is called Reveal. Ivan, you will need that power to cross the evil, deadly Lamakan Desert. Once, it was a simple, sandy desert, but now it is a freezing place covered in snow. Garet: Is that possible? Isaac: Apparently. Hama: Reveal will allow you to find hot springs that the untrained eye cannot see. Mia: Can't you see them normally? Hama: Do you know what a mirage is? Garet: I don't. D= Hama: They are illusions which prevent you from seeing things clearly. Isaac: Ohh... I guess we do need Reveal then. Garet: I bet Felix and the others are way ahead of us now. *sigh* Hama: Felix bears a terrible fate, a burden I would not wish on any other man. And, no, it's not putting up with Kraden. Garet: Oh, right. Because that's totally what I was thinking. Isaac: Garet! Sheesh... Ivan: How did they manage to cross the Lamakan? Hama: Saturos and Menardi cannot feel the cold, so it would be no problem for them. That, or that Alex guy warped them all across. Mia: It's so unfair... they get the easy route... why can't one of us have a warping ability? Hama: Because your Jupiter Adept is inferior. Ivan: Hey! ;_; Garet: Can you teach Ivan Reveal? Hama: =/ Well... Mia: What's the matter? Hama: A long time ago, I tried to pass a power down to a girl who was not an Adept. But, as time passed, I saw no change in the girl. Feizhi: *bursts in* No! There was change! Llamas: Blaaaah! *all crazily spit on Feizhi* Feizhi: Waaaa! *shields self from spit* ;_; Hama: Llamas! Enough! Feizhi: Master Hama... I sensed it! Hama: Sensed what? Feizhi: Hsu! Where is Hsu? Hama: He left this place ages ago... Feizhi: But he never returned to Xian... Hama: Hmm... the boulders in the mountain! Isaac: Who put them there anyway? Hama: Saturos and Menardi did. Feizhi, how did you awaken your power? Feizhi: Some sparkly gem hit me in the head and then there were voices in my head speaking to me and stuff. Hama: I see. So, it worked after all. We must hurry to Hsu's aid! *runs to door* Oh, and Ivan, I'm glad to see you've grown to be a strong, yoing boy. *leaves* Garet: Huh? Ivan, do you and Hama know each other? Ivan: No... but she doesn't seem like a complete stranger... Mia: She forgot to teach Reveal! Hama: *rushes back in* Whoops, almost forgot. *teaches Reveal to Ivan* There you go. *leaves again* Garet: Well, we'd better hurry after Felix and the others now... Isaac: Why is it always Felix? He's not even the leader! Garet: ... Mia: Shouldn't we help Hama and Feizhi? Hsu could be in a lot of trouble. Garet: But we have to hurry... Isaac: Well, we might as well help. The Golden Ring might be useful in the next game... Garet: Eh... whatever you decide... Mia: Then let's help them! ^_^ Ivan: ................ Isaac: Ivan? We're going. Ivan: ................ Mia: Uh... Ivan? Ivan: ................ Garet: Hey, midget! Ivan: ................. Isaac: ... Ivan: *blinks* Oh, sorry, I was lost in my thoughts there. Well, uh, let's go then, I guess... *Everyone leaves and heads to Altin Crossing, where they find Hama and Feizhi, as well as Hsu underneath a rock* Feizhi: Silly Hsu! What are you doing lying under a rock? Hsu: *screams in pain* Hama: The rock obviously fell on him... Isaac: Hmm... what should we do? Ooh, I know. *uses Lift on rock* Feizhi: The rock! It floats! Hama: Hurry, Feizhi, we must pull Hsu free... *Hama and Feizhi pull Hsu free of the rock* Feizhi: *is all starry eyed* Thank you, warrior! The voices in my head say that you are totally awesome! Isaac: Uh... okay then... Mia: She really is insane... *Back at Lama Temple* Hama: Thank you all for helping us out. Ivan: Um... about before... Hama: *looks shifty eyed* Y-yes? Ivan: When you said I'd grown into a strong, young man, what were you talking about? Hama: I have no idea! =D *disappears back inside temple* Garet: Uh...? Mia: That was strange. Ivan: Well, I'm sure she'll tell me eventually. It's just a feeling that I have. Garet: But the curiosity is killing me! D= Isaac: Don't bug him, Garet... Mia: Shouldn't we hurry on now? Isaac: Alright. To the desert! *Everyone goes to the Lamakan Desert* Mia: Ack! It's... freezing... Ivan: I can't feel my fingers anymore... Garet: Where are those springs? *Many hours are wasted finding hot springs, having snowball fights, building a snowman or two, and Ivan, Garet and Mia of course say things over and over to annoy Isaac, and they find a Jupiter Djinni. Eventually...* Isaac: I-ivan... *teeth chatter* Use R-reveal! Ivan: Ok-k-kay! *does so and reveals a Manticore* Mia: Oh, great. Another boss. Maybe this should warm us up. Manticore: Roooaaarrr! *The group fights the Manticore and defeats it. They hurry through the tunnel in relief, and finally find themselves outside the mountains.* Isaac: Ahh... it's so warm... Ivan: I missed this warmth... Garet: I never want to go through that place again... Mia: It was awfully chilly. Worse than Imil... *Random missed Djinn, as well as Sap appear out of nowhere and join* Isaac: THat was random... Garet: Well, it's not like the author can remember every single Djinn location in the world. She's too lazy to look them up. Ivan: Onwards to Kalay!