Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- There wasn't a lot I could come up with for Xian and Altin... --- [Studio] Director: I had a talk with the Wise One... Garet: Hey, what happened to your arm? Director: ... I... er... fell down the stairs... Ivan: *reads Director's mind* You're lying! Mia: Huh? Ivan, what happened? Ivan: Seems that the Wise One really loves Jar Jar Binks, and didn't quite appreciate the Director insulting him so much and destroying him. Director: T_T How can anyone LIKE that freak? Isaac: I guess you've learned not to cross the Wise One. The hard way. =/ Garet: Look on the bright side. At least you weren't left for dead on a sinking mountain like that jerk Alex. Mia: *sigh* I wish I could have seen that... Ivan: You're scary, Mia... [Xian and Altin] *Isaac and company walk into Altin and are greeted by a random person* Person: You are very welcome to Xian. Ivan: Uh... thanks? Person: In Xian, we have dojo. You go to see dojo and greet Master Feh. Garet: What, is Master Feh the mayor or something? Isaac: Why do we have to go and see him? Mia: Is it even vital to the plot? Person: I suggest that you go see Master Feh in dojo now. Ivan: Erm... do we have a choice? Garet: I like having choices... Person: There is no choice for you! *looks insane and somehow drags all four of them to the dojo* Isaac: Heeeellllp! Mia: Why is this mean person dragging us? ;_; Garet: I'm scared! D= Ivan: How are we even being dragged all at once? *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia are thrown into the dojo where people are beating each other up and taking out their fury on inanimate objects* Ivan: I hope they don't hurt us... Garet: Chill, Ivan, we have Psynergy, remember? Mia: Yeah. We have the advantage... I hope. Isaac: So, where is this Feh then? What kind of a name is Feh? Garet: A silly one... Isaac: I bet when it was time for the mother to name him, she was really annoyed and was all "Feh! Who cares?" or something, so they named him Feh. Ivan: You're an idiot, Isaac... Mia: -_- He's not good at humour... Isaac: T_T Why do you mock me?! Some person: Have you come to push over the tree? Mia: Actually, we came to... Ivan: You mean that stump thingy over there? Some person: That is correct. Will you push tree? Isaac: Uh, okay then. *walks over and pushes the tree over* Some person: No! No! Do not use hands, warrior! Garet: Eh...? Isaac: I'm meant to push it over without using my hands at all? Ivan: I'm sure you can figure something out, Isaac! Mia: Give it a try! Isaac: *stands on line* Hmm, let's see... Voice: Luke! Use the Force! Garet: He's Isaac, not Luke... Mia: Gah! Not more Star Wars! *runs screaming from dojo* Ivan: *sigh* Someone is obviously not tired of Star Wars references. Isaac: Oh! Force! *uses Force on tree stump and it falls over* Everyone in dojo: *GAAAAAAASP* Isaac: ... Did I do something wrong? Garet: They look pretty surprised. You did just use Psynergy. Mia: *returns to dojo* I got a new Mercury Djinni! Some person: I will now go and get Master Feh. *walks to door* Door: *opens suddenly* Some person: Wahhh! It opened by itself! Mommy!!! Feizhi: *steps out* The voices in my head are saying I am Queen of Xian! Everyone, treat me like a queen or I shall behead you! Ivan: Wouldn't Empress be more appropriate? Xian's based off China after all... Feizhi: Do not mock me! Garet: Man, that Fy-zee really is crazy... Isaac: It's pronounced Fay-jurr, Garet. Garet: ... Oh. Feh: Feizhi, hold on! What is making you so angry? Feizhi: I am not angry. The voices in my head are also telling me to kill so I must prepare. Feh: W-what?! *backs away in alarm* Feizhi: But first, the voices in my head would like me to go and save Hsu, who is in great danger. Feh: You worry too much, Feizhi. Hsu is absolutely fine. Feizhi: The voices in my head... they were right about a forest appearing overnight, were they not? Feh: Uh... Feizhi: And then the voices warned me of flooding in Altin and that happened as well! Feh: That's true... Feizhi: Therefore, I am going to find Hsu! Feh: There is no need to- Feizhi: You are a stubborn old man! *leaves* People in dojo: ZOMG! Ivan: Someone needs to treat her for psychosis. Garet: Yeah, before she actually kills someone... Mia: She didn't really look like the kind of person who would actually kill anybody, though. Isaac: So, that's Feh, huh? Gosh, I can see his nose really clearly all the way over here. It's huge... Mia: Isaac! Don't be so rude! Feh: ... Who pushed this tree stump over? Isaac: I did. Some person: He pushed it over without using his hands! Feh: Interesting. Show me how you did it. Some person: *puts tree stump back* Isaac: Um, okay... *uses Force again* Feh: Hmm... something was different about this... your power. Where did you get it? Isaac: From a crazy old man in Fuchin Temple. Feh: Master Nyunpa, then? Then, that must be Ki... not Chi. I learned Chi from Master Hama of Lama Temple. Garet: So, are they different? Feh: Chi is using the body. Ki is using the mind. Something like that. Ivan: Uh... okay. Mia: Well, let's go now... Isaac: I agree. *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia exit the dojo and leave Xian. They then proceed to Alpine Crossing where Feizhi is.* Feizhi: Hsu! Hsu! I, Feizhi, the great Empress of Xian, command you to show yourself at once! Where are you anyway? Garet: What, so she's an Empress now? Ivan: I don't get it. Why would this Hsu guy be here? There are nothing but rocks everywhere. Isaac: Um... are you alright? Feizhi: Warrior... do you think I should return to Xian? Isaac: Nah, you can stay right here and yell until you're hoarse. I'm sure it's a lot of fun. Feizhi: ... Yeah. HSUUUUUU!!! Garet: Maybe you should try yelling for 'Ulmuch' instead. Ivan: Maybe he's not even here... Mia: Well, it doesn't look like there's anything we can do. Isaac: Let's keep going and leave her there... *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia proceed to Altin* Ivan: Ooh! A lake! Garet: But why are there houses in a lake? Mia: The people standing around don't look very happy either. Ivan: This place is landlocked too. Where could the water have come from? Isaac: Hmmm... *reads a sign* Welcome to Altin Lake, once a mere town. It used to be a simple mining town, but now it is a vast lagoon of monster spit. We have our beautiful Guardian Statues to thank for this. Garet: Eww... monster spit? Mia: The statues are behind this? Ivan: Then we'd better find the statues and teach them a lesson! Isaac: Sure! Let's go find them! *The group finds the first Living Statue* Living Statue: *runs away* *They give chase and find it spewing water. Well, until they battle it and it tragically dies.* Ivan: A Frost Jewel? Mia: I guess it's useful... if I'm not using the right Djinn... Isaac: Don't complain. It's free, isn't it? Garet: Free stuff is good! *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia continue exploring the mines, riding on the rail cart, beating up a couple more Living Statues, getting another Mercury Djinni until...* Isaac: Oh, another log. Guess I should use Force again. Garet: I have a bad feeling about this... D= Ivan: What's wrong, Garet? Mia: A bad feeling? It could just be those berries you thought it would be a good idea to eat on the way here. Garet: No, I definitely think... Isaac: *uses Force and knocks log over* *Cue ominous rumbling* Mia: Uh oh... this isn't good... Garet: I told you so! Ivan: *reads sign* Hey, this sign says not to hit the wall! Isaac: Ack! A boulder is about to fall on our heads! *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia run screaming from the boulder and narrowly escape as it creates a huge hole in the ground* Garet: Were you trying to get us killed, Isaac?! Isaac: ;_; It's not my fault... Ivan should have read the sign sooner! Ivan: Oh, that's right! Blame me for it, why don't you? Mia: Look! This hole seems to go somewhere! Isaac: We can climb down these cart tracks... Ivan: There might be something down there. *Isaac and co go down the hole and wander along the tunnel until they come across a Hydros Statue* Hydros Statue: Hey, guess what! I have the same name as the King of Lemuria! Isn't that awesome? Ivan: Uh... that's nice. Can we open that chest behind you? Hydros Statue: Uh... no, you can't. Mia: But why? Hydros: It came to me! My own, my love... gollum, gollum. Ivan: We want what's inside that chest! Hydros: Noooo! My precious! Gollum! Isaac: Stop making that stupid swallowing noise and get out of the way! Garet: I think we'll have to fight him. *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia fight the Hydros Statue.* Hydros Statue: No... precious... we're slain. *dies* Isaac: *opens the chest* Look! A Lift Gem! Garet: Awesome! Ivan: Now we can get out of this place!