Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- Still many more chapters to go... --- [Studio] Isaac: The randomness and stuff begins here. Jenna: Cheese, furbies... whatever was she on? Garet: Well, someone suggested furbies to her. It wasn't all Caz. Isaac: The cheese on the other hand. I think that was just her insanity. Felix: Is cheese really that great? Garet: YES! Jenna: -_-;;; Oh, be quiet, Garet. You like everything. Director: Let's get on with this! Isaac: What do we even need that guy for? Garet: Don't know. Hey, Napoleon, haven't you got anything better to do? Director: ... DAMN YOU! WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS?! Isaac: Garet, be quiet! You're upsetting Archibald! Ivan: Hey... guys... o_o Let's start, okay? It's my debut after all! [Vault] *A girl and boy are standing in the plaza chatting* Boy: Look at this. We're even getting our own scene. Girl: Yeah, that's totally cool! We're just regular sprites after all. Boy: We don't even have names or pictures or anything. Girl: I think we're being used for a pointless scene. Boy: Our sole purpose is to say Isaac and Garet are leaving or something. Girl: ... That's it? *Boy and Girl go to see crowd by gate* Girl: Isaac's mom isn't there! Boy: Yeah, I heard she got so stoned on drugs last night, she's recovering in the sanctum or something. Girl: Let's go try drugs too! Boy: ... How about we just listen to them over there. Great Healer: Isaac and Garet... we are not thankful to you for causing an eruption in any way. Is that clear? Mayor: Oh, ignore him. He thinks sending you on a quest with little help is a way of exacting his revenge. Garet: I guess we should go... Isaac: Where is Mom? Aaron: Oh! That's right! Because she's still recovering from getting stoned last night, she asked me to give these to you. *Isaac got Catch Beads* Mrs Jerra: It must be hard on Dora. You're all she has left and you're leaving... Isaac: =/ She'll probably think I'm dead by tomorrow. Garet: -_-; Isaac. Not in front of everyone. Isaac: But... they have a nasty habit of being no-hopers... Kay: Here's a leaving present. *Isaac got a Herb* Kay: Be sure not to drink yellow water. Garet: I know not to drink stagnant water! Aaron: Don't listen to him, Isaac. He'll eat anything that's not tied down. Isaac: Don't worry. I won't let him stupidly kill himself either. Garet: You're all mean! Mayor: Well, we can't stand around chatting all day... Mr Jerra: You're right. Let's say our goodbyes now. Isaac: T_T Please at least give us a year before we're 'dead'. Garet: Yeah, sheesh... and remember, no bodies, NO ASSUMING! Mayor: Quit whining! What are we meant to do, hope?! Mrs Jerra: What the heck is this 'hope'? Director: SAY YOUR DAMN FAREWELL ALREADY! Valeans: Farewell/Adieu/Au Revoir/Aloha/Sayonara/Auf Wiedersehen!!!! Isaac: o_O Garet: ... Director: Just farewell is enough! Geez! Valeans: FAREWELL! *Fireworks go off, balloons fly into the sky and cheering is heard all over Vale* Isaac: =O I can't believe this! Garet: ;_; They are celebrating?! Isaac: T_T *pulls Garet out* *On the World Map* Isaac: What a horrible send-off. ._. Garet: I can't believe those creeps celebrated us leaving. Isaac: I can hear party poppers and horns. Garet: All those fireworks are so pretty... Isaac: That Catherine Wheel over there is quite impressive looking. Garet: CAKE! ;_; They are even eating CAKE! *wails* Isaac: ._. I know! Let's disguise ourselves and sneak in then crash the party. Garet: We have to go after Felix. Isaac: I thought we were going after Saturos and Menardi. Garet: Why do we keep saying we're going after Felix anyway? He isn't even leading the group yet. Isaac: I have no idea. But Jenna and Kraden need rescuing... Garet: Hey, look at that pretty sparkly thing flying around! Isaac: Uh oh. Garet. Be very, very quiet. Garet: o_o Uh... why? Isaac: Ssh! We must sneak past without making a sound... *Isaac and Garet very quietly try to sneak past the flying Djinni* Flint: Hey! HEY! Isaac: Oh sh- RUN! Garet: *trips over and falls* Isaac: Darn it. Flint: Hey, you thought you could get away from me? No! You must listen to my long and wordy explanation, then be forced to sit through this demo that people who repeatedly play the game are already sick and tired of, and then I continue to prattle on a little more before I finally shut up and just join you already! Isaac/Garet: T_T Why don't we get an option?! Flint: Because I suck. *Flint joins Isaac* Isaac: Now let's go and watch yet another cutscene. Garet: These things get pretty tiring when you play the game many times. Isaac: No kidding. *Isaac and Garet enter Vault and jump out again* Isaac: Ooh, horse drawn trailers... Garet: Why can't we just ignore them? Isaac: Because. *The caravans head to the broken bridge and stop. Hammet and some guy jump out.* Some guy: This is terrible, Lord Hammet! We cannot return to Kalay! Hammet: Wh-what?! Then why don't you just fix the bridge? Some guy: Uh... well... you see... we have no tools. Hammet: And I was looking forwards to eating Kalay's special glazed doughnuts... though my Layana is always telling me to lose some weight. Some guy: I'm worried about Ivan. How come we had to leave him behind? Hammet: Because it's all his fault that the precious was stolen! Gollum, gollum! Director: *growls and throws his coffee mug at Hammet* Hammet: *dodges projectile somehow* The scriptwriter made me say it! Some guy: *now has coffee dripping down his face* ... ... ... Hammet: Whoops, sorry about that. Director: So, who is the scriptwriter? Hammet: Uh... er... that rock! The floating rock with an eyeball! Director: ... The Wise One, eh? Hammet: Anyway. *turns back to guy who is wiping face* It's Ivan's fault and his powers should aid him in the search for the precious. Director: The rod! THE ROD! Hammet: Plus, his own quest for cheese... Some guy: Ivan loves cheese? Hammet: Yes, particularly Brie. He can't get enough of the stuff. *Some huge rock suddenly flies out of nowhere and hits the ground* Hammet: ACK! Some guy: A huge flying rock! Hammet: Let's get outta here! Some guy: But where? Hammet: Lunpa! They hate cheese! Ivan will never go there! Some guy: Okay! *Hammet and the guy jump into the trailers and head toward Lunpa* Garet: That was weird... Isaac: Yeah. I wonder what kind of place Lunpa is. Garet: Who knows? But they must suck because they don't like cheese. *Isaac and Garet enter Vault* Garet: Okay, the first thing we should do is go and visit the mayor. Everyone back in Vale were a little annoyed when Saturos and the others didn't bother to come and introduce themselves to my grandfather, after all. Isaac: Sure, but can you imagine what they would have said? (As Saturos) Hello, my name is Saturos. Don't mind my creepy red eyes, scales or pointy ears, please. Menardi and I are just here to rob Sol Sanctum, and we also brought along someone you thought dead for three years. No big deal, right? Garet: You're mean! *runs to Mayor's house* Isaac: ... ... Oh, whatever. *follows* Vault Mayor: Oh, woe is me... the boy is eating me out of cheese... Garet: Uhh... Vault Mayor: He even finished off all the Stilton. That stuff is expensive! And the Brie... was gone this morning. He even ate that lovely cheddar... *sobs* Isaac: You have plenty of cheese, huh? Vault Mayor: I used to. ._. Isaac: But where are all the cows to produce milk for the cheese then? Garet: Where is this Ivan anyway? Vault Mayor: Over there. *points to corner* *A pile of cheese is seen in the corner. Isaac and Garet go to look, but all they see behind the cheese is a giant, moving blob of soft cheese.* Isaac: Uh... hello...? Blob of cheese: Hello, my master's rod was stolen. Will you help? Garet: ACK! Talking cheese! Blob: That's right! I'm Bob the Blob, a talking blob of cheese, but you can just call me Blob. Pleased to meet you. Isaac: ... Where is Ivan? Blob: Oh, I'm the replacement character for Ivan. The Wise One locked him up in a cupboard just now. Garet: D= What? Isaac: Are you even a Jupiter Adept? Blob: Nope, I'm a Cheese Adept! Ha ha ha ha! I guess we'll need the Cheese Star and a Cheese Lighthouse now! Garet: ... Isaac: ... Director: CUT! Someone get rid of this pathetic blob and recover Ivan right now! *The blob is soon escorted away and Ivan is swiftly recovered* Isaac: Ok, so... you're Ivan, right? Ivan: Of course I am! Garet: You really like cheese, huh? Ivan: Sure do. I can't get enough of the stuff. My favourite type is Brie. Garet: Mine's Edam. Isaac: Guys, this is not the time to talk about cheese... Ivan: Quite right! *reads their minds* Yes, I do in fact have strange powers. *reads minds again* Huh? The power's called Psynergy? I never knew that! *reads minds yet again* And you're called Isaac and Garet? Pleased to meet you. Garet: ... ... Did you just read our minds? o_o; Isaac: I think he did. Or he's psychic. Or something. Ivan: Do my powers freak you out? Garet: Yes! o_o;;; Isaac: Seriously, that's just creepy! Ivan: Oh... but it can be fun too! Check this out! *takes Isaac's hand* Garet: Wh-what are you... Ivan: *reads Garet's mind* Garet: (thinking) I'm really hungry. I want to go to the inn already and get some great food. I miss my mom's cooking already. Isaac: Jeez, you're always hungry... Ivan: See? Fun, isn't it? Isaac: It certainly is! Garet: ... H-hey! That's not fair! How come he gets to read my mind? Ivan: Oh, yes, you're quite right, Garet. *holds his hand* Isaac: You sure like holding hands, Ivan... o_o Ivan: ... *reads Isaac's mind* Isaac: (thinking) This is such a waste of time. Shouldn't we hurry up and go- uh... er... should I be thinking about the quest while Ivan's reading my mind? Ivan: Could you see his mind, Garet? Garet: Yeah. That was awesome! Ivan: So, what is this quest? Isaac: Uh... er... a quest for cheese! Ivan: O_O Really? Garet: Um, yeah, someone... stole... our cheese. *gives Isaac weird look* Ivan: I don't quite believe you, but okay. Let's use Mind Read to find the thieves who stole the Shaman's Rod! Isaac: Okay! Garet: Fine by me! *The trio goes to the bedroom in the inn where a couple thieves are hanging out* Thieves: Ack! That scary kid! Isaac: *tries to chase thieves* Ugh... I can't keep up with them... Garet: So what do we do? Ivan: I can't read their minds if they keep avoiding us... Isaac: They are really scared of Ivan... Garet: Hmm... hey, how about you two try to corner them, while I block off the exit? Isaac: Sounds like a plan! Ivan: Okay then, let's do that! Thieves: Aw, crap! Run! Isaac: That way, Ivan! We'll catch them yet! Ivan: He's going to go that way! Hurry and stop him! Isaac: But what about that guy there? Ivan: Pick a guy and stick to him! Isaac: But I want to chase that guy! Ivan: Well, I want to chase that other guy! Garet: Just pick one already! I can't hold my arms up forever! *Isaac and Ivan manage to corner one of the thieves* Ivan: *reads the thief's mind* Garet: Well, Ivan? Ivan: It's true. *punches the thief in the face* They stole my rod and it's hidden in the roof! Isaac: Well then, let's go! *The trio leave the inn and climb a ladder to the roof where they go through the hole and find a box* Isaac: Stupid box! *casts Grand Gaia and blows it up* Director: Isaac! You were only meant to use Move! Garet: What's his problem? We cleared the way, didn't we? Ivan: Yeah... anyway, let's go through that door now. *They go through door to find room full of crates, chests, oh and a tied up man* Tied up man: Mmf! Ivan: Oh, a tied up man is in here. Isaac: *unties the man* Hey, you okay? Man: =/ I was fixing the roof and then I came in here... I was surprised to find so many boxes in here... then suddenly, WHAM! I woke up to find I was tied up! Garet: Yikes... I wonder who did that. Ivan: There sure are a lot of boxes in here. Man: Hmm, I don't remember so many boxes being in here before. Isaac: I guess this really is where the thieves are hiding the stuff they stole... ???: Looks like we've been found out! *Two thieves and a brigand enter the room* Thief 1: That kid there punched my face! Thief 2: You'll pay for punching a thief! Brigand: Be quiet, you snot-faced idiots! Let me do the talking! Thief 1: *screams* There's SNOT on my FACE?! Thief 2: *shakes his fist* I'm gonna kick your asses! Garet: Sorry, we don't have any donkeys... Isaac: Uh... Brigand: Shut up! Now, what are you kids doing in here? Ivan: I am recovering my rod. Brigand: ... Your... rod? O_o; ... ... Oh, you mean that staff we stole! Garet: XD Isaac: -_-; Ivan: I don't get it. Of course, the rod! What else would I mean? Thief 1: Let's just make them pay already! That little rat dared to touch my precious face! Thief 2: I'm gonna whip your butts good, whelps! Brigand: Will you please be QUIET! Now, Hammet's servant... do you know that your master has gone to Lunpa? Ivan: Lunpa? o_o; Man: Oh no. Dodonpa wouldn't miss an opportunity like that. Brigand: The thieves of Lunpa are very evil under the rule of Dodonpa. Thief 2: Am I eviller than Dodonpa? Brigand: Oh, no. We're much nicer than ol' Dody. Thief 2: *cries* Thief 1: This... Dodonpa... he isn't more handsome than me, surely? Brigand: Yes! Of course! Thief 1: *sobs heartbrokenly* Brigand: Now, we're not so evil, see? So, won't you let us go? Isaac/Garet/Ivan: Heck, no! Brigand: What?! Thief 1: Nooo! Please don't hurt my precious face! Thief 2: Yay! We get to kick their scrawny butts! Ivan: I'M NOT SCRAWNY! *casts Spark Plasma* Director: Ivan! Brigand and Thieves: *are crispy and smoking* x_x Man: We defeated them! I'll go get the Mayor now. *leaves* Garet: Looks like we've sorted things out, Isaac. Isaac: Yeah. We can hurry after Felix now. Ivan: Hm? You're searching for a guy named Felix? Why? *reads Isaac's mind* Isaac: O_O Pancakes... pancakes... pancakes... ah, screw it. *thinks about every single thing to do with the quest* Maybe that will get rid of him. Garet: Uh... should I stop him? Isaac: Nah. What's the harm in him knowing? Ivan: *stops* So... that's your secret, huh? *The Mayor comes in with some men* Mayor: You dirty thieves! Stealing in the middle of a disaster! Brigand: Oh come on! That so-called disaster didn't even affect this place! Thief 2: Yeah, you just went and left your doors open for no reason and stuff. Thief 1: It's all your fault! Mayor: ... Men, tie these thieves up and take them away! *Thieves are tied up* Brigand: Hey, you're Isaac, right? We won't forget this! Isaac: That's me, alright. Everybody always talks about me. You'd think I don't travel with anyone named Garet or Ivan... or Mia. Garet: And we hate it. Ivan: Yes, we do. Isaac: Meep. o_o;;; Thief 2: We'll come back and kick your asses! Thief 1: You'll pay for ruining my hair, kid! *glares at Ivan* *Thieves are taken away by men* Mayor: Now, I'm sure the treasures must be here... Ivan: My master's rod must be here... Mayor: Perhaps, though why those thieves stole his most precious organ is a mystery to me. Isaac: O_O Uh... he meant... a wooden staff... Mayor: It's still wooden? How is that possible? Garet: Oh, come on! He's talking about a staff. An actual staff. Made of wood! Mayor: ... Oh! Ahem! Let's continue looking. I hope my porn magazines are here... Ivan: P-porn? Isaac: I think I understand why he's so... confused. *A man looks through chests* Man: Mayor, I found the porn magazines! Mayor: My precious porn! *grabs* Ahh... thank goodness... Man: I also found a statue from the sanctum. Mayor: Uh-huh. Man: And, ooh, there's a third chest! Ivan: That must be my master's rod. Mayor: Now you can return to your master. Didn't he go to Lunpa? Ivan: That's what I heard... Man: Someone like Hammet, with so much money, shouldn't be anywhere near Lunpa... Garet: Well, he's obviously a moron. Why didn't he just go to Vale? Isaac: Maybe he thought that mountain that exploded and almost destroyed our village might actually erupt again... Garet: Hmm... good point... Mayor: Then... I'm afraid, Ivan, that it's possible... your master has been *suspenseful silence follows, he suddenly shines torch in face* KIDNAPPED! Wahahahahaha! Ivan: Noooooooo! Man: Eh, let's go. Mayor: Okay. *Mayor and Man leave.* Ivan: *walks up to chest* My own... my love... *opens chest* My precious... Garet: Er... Isaac: *blinks* I guess he really likes it. Ivan: *recovers the rod and turns to leave* Uh... sorry about the mind reading thing. Garet: You sure are a nosy kid. Isaac: So, bye then... Ivan: I have to go to Lunpa to save my master and hopefully find some more cheese. So, farewell then. *leaves* Isaac: Oops. Garet: What is it? Isaac: You see... I was re-arranging our inventories for fun... Garet: Uh... right. Isaac: I gave Ivan the Mars Star. Garet: ... Isaac: ... Garet: ... Isaac: ... And he still has it. Garet: ... So he gives back Flint if we give it to him, but he doesn't give back the Mars Star? Isaac: That's right. Garet: Wow... that's crazy. Isaac: Yeah. Luckily, he will be rejoining us in five minutes, so never mind. Let's head off to the Goma Range now. Garet: Alright then! *Isaac and Garet leave Vault and set off to the Goma Range*