Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- And continuing on with the rewrite. Yay for even more fun and stuff! --- [Studio] Garet: You know, us Valeans, we're incredible pessimists. Isaac: Yeah, no kidding. It takes less than three years before we give people up for dead. Garet: What's up with that anyway? Jenna: I guess we just don't have hope. Felix: Hope is overrated. We're all going to die miserably. Jenna: ... Drop the emo act! Felix: But... ;_; It is a cold, dark place... Isaac: *sigh* Here, have some Prozac. Garet: What is the deal with him anyway? Felix: Thanks, Isaac... you're a true friend... *sniffs, takes Prozac* Jenna: -_-;;; So where's Melvin? I mean, the Director Guy. Garet: I like Napoleon better. Isaac: Archibald! Felix: ... Gaylord. It's a name. Really. Isaac: O_O Wow. There were people called that? People are so cruel. Jenna: What horrible parents! I hope they were arrested for child abuse. Director: *comes in, looking positively menacing and clutching coffee mug* Felix: He's frightening. ._. Garet: Maybe he heard us. o_o Director: *growls* Let's just start this damn thing. Felix: Whatever you say, Gay- Jenna: FELIX! *stifles him* Garet: o_o' Isaac, I don't think the Prozac is any good. Isaac: ._. Then we should try Effexor next. [Sol Sanctum] Jenna: *is walking toward Isaac's house* Woman: *stares at Jenna* Jenna: Hey, you got any drugs? Woman: ... o_o *walks away* Jenna: That was random. Great, Dora's going to be mad at me. I come back empty handed and she yells at me, then goes off to do random men because she's some widower or whatever. Sheesh. Director: Jenna! Stop babbling and get to the house already! Jenna: Don't tell me what to do, Melvin! *lobs a fireball at Director* Director: ARGH! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! *runs around screaming* Felix: How come she can call him by her pretend name and I can't? Garet: Because she's Jenna. ._. Jenna: Sheesh, that guy is so rude! *fumes and walks over to Isaac's house* Dora: Isaac, are you finished yet? Isaac: No, I'm still searching for those drugs you apparently stashed in the roof and now I have to repair the holes I made looking for them. Are you sure you put them in the roof? Dora: Yes, I'm positive. If Jenna doesn't come back with some more, I might just go crazy. You won't like me when I'm going crazy either. Isaac: *sighs and gets back to repairing roof* Jenna: *quietly sneaks north to Garet's house* Garet: Hyaaaaaaa! Jenna: What a random noise. That must be Garet, making noise as usual. *goes to back of house where Garet is destroying flowers* Garet: Muahahaha! Take that, flowers! Jenna: What did those innocent flowers ever do to you? Garet: I don't know. I just don't like flowers. Jenna: Well... okay. You know, I was just about to go to Kraden's and leave you behind. Garet: What? Jenna: You're such a slowpoke. Isaac is waiting for us. Garet: Isn't he busy searching for drugs in Dora's roof? Jenna: I guess so. You don't know where they are, do you? Garet: ... >_> Of course not. Whatever gave you that idea? Jenna: Garet! Garet: Hey, it's good money! Jenna: *sighs in irritation and looks at tree stump* You've been training pretty hard. Garet: I guess... Jenna: What happened three years ago? That accident... is that why you've been studying Psynergy? Garet: =/ Jenna: I appreciate your concern... but my family is never coming back and neither is Isaac's father- Garet: O RLY? Jenna: *growls and punches Garet in the nose* SHUT UP, YOU MORON! Garet: Ow! Director: Serves you right! *throws empty coffee mug at Garet's head* Jenna: I wish everyone would just forget that day. Garet: What d- *notices Director glaring at him* Napoleon's annoyed... Jenna: His name's Melvin! Garet: That awful day, we went to get help, but they found us unconscious- Jenna: Well, lets get Isaac and go to Kraden's- ... what, Garet? Garet: ... ... Pie? Jenna: -_-; You were about to say something, right? Garet: ... ... Sushi? Jenna: Quit being such an idiot! Garet: ... ... Rice! Jenna: *sigh* Let's go. Garet: Are you mad at me? Jenna: I don't want to talk about it! Let's go see Isaac. Garet: Hey, you won't tell about the drugs, will you? Jenna: Depends. Garet: Meep. ._.;;; *Garet and Jenna go stand by Isaac's house* Dora: Hurry up, you slowpoke! Isaac: *has just fixed roof* Slowpoke? Me? Dora: I guess I'd better go buy more drugs. Where is Jenna? *climbs roof* Isaac: ... This sucks. Dora: So... I just feel like blathering on and on about crap and boring people senseless because they can't hold B to skip. Isn't the weather pleasant today? Isaac: ... Dora: Do you still think about the accident? Isaac: -_- I'm too busy wondering why we think they are dead after only three years. Sheesh. Barely any time at all... Dora: You're very reliable, just like your father was, you know. You have been training very hard too. Do you think things would have been different back then... *is knocked unconscious by flying rock* Garet: *climbs on roof* Sorry about knocking out your mom. We were just fed up of listening to her. Isaac: o_o Jenna: Isaac, hurry down so that we can go to Kraden's! Garet: Wait a minute! *stomps holes in roof* Isaac: O_O ... ... ... WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Garet: Looking for drugs. I thought you were putting more in the roof. Jenna: Hurry up before Dora wakes up and starts babbling again! Garet: Noooooo! *jumps off roof* Isaac: *shivers in fear and climbs down* *Isaac, Garet and Jenna run away, heading south* Garet: Hey, why are we going south? I thought we were going to see Kraden. Isaac: I think we should go to the inn for no reason. Jenna: Yay! Going to the inn for no reason is fun! Garet: o_o But... fine. *sigh* Kraden might punish us by babbling even more than usual when we finally get to his place. T_T *Isaac, Garet and Jenna get to the inn and go upstairs* Isaac: !!! Garet: What is it, Isaac? Isaac: *frantically points at masked guy (Felix) staring out window* Jenna: Oh yeah, I heard about those visitors. They just turned up here and didn't even go to see the mayor. Isn't that weird? And he's even wearing a mask on his face for some reason. Garet: Maybe he's so ugly he makes little children cry. Felix: ... *grits teeth* Isaac: Or he's got a bazillion zits. Felix: -_-+ Jenna: Why don't we talk to him instead of talking behind his back? Isaac: *goes up and pokes Felix in shoulder* Felix: ... ... ... Director: What's wrong with you? Talk! Felix: I don't want to! Director: Why the hell not? Felix: My lines sound stupid! Isaac: Don't piss off Archibald. Felix: But I don't want to! Who says "be off" and what's up with calling Isaac boy? He's only a year younger and... blah. Isaac: Let's get back into the scene before Archibald kills us, alright? Director: STOP CALLING ME THAT! Felix: Stupid Gaylord. -_- Director: *growls and sips coffee, looking positively demonic* Felix: ... You... uh, person, do you have any business with me? Isaac: -_- What the heck? Felix: ._. Isaac: Um, no. Not at all. Felix: Then quit wasting my time. >_> *turns away* Garet: Hey, Jenna! Jenna: Huh? What is it? Garet: I've just thought... we've been together for a long time now. Jenna: o_O Uh... yeah. Yeah, we have. Isaac: o_o Garet: So... *falls on knee* Jenna, I want to marry you. Jenna: It's "will you marry me?" Garet: T_T Felix: *twitches* Isaac: Go on, Jenna! You two would make a great couple! Who cares if Garet is a messy slob with a lack of brains? Garet: HEY! Jenna: Yes! I'll 'marry' you, Garet! Let's go and do it right now! Isaac: Congratulations! Hey, masked guy, why don't you congratulate them too? Felix: ... *puts fist through window* -_-+++++ ... OW! I'M BLEEDING! Isaac: o_O' ... Hey, you guys were just kidding, right? Jenna: Yeah, of course we were. Garet: Let's go and see Kraden now. *Isaac, Garet and Jenna leave the inn and head toward the cottage. They are momentarily stopped by playing puppies* Jenna: Aw, what adorable puppies! Garet: Sadly, it's not possible to go near playing puppies. We'll just have to go around them. Jenna: But I want to play with them! Isaac: You're pathetic, Garet. *tries to go past puppies* *The puppies suddenly stop playing, stare at Isaac with demonic eyes then angrily begin nipping and biting his ankles* Isaac: OW! ARGH! DAMN IT! *runs back to Garet and Jenna. Puppies resume play.* Jenna: o_o Wow... that was suprising. Garet: That's why you can't go near those puppies, Isaac. They are pure evil. Isaac: D= *is sponging blood off ripped boots* *Isaac, Garet and Jenna go through top path to Kraden's cottage and suddenly stop to eavesdrop on a conversation.* Saturos: They don't seem to know much about Sol Sanctum. The elders of Vale must not permit anyone to enter it, not even Kraden. Menardi: Can we use Kraden? Saturos: He talks a bit too much for my liking, but he knows a lot, so I suppose that we could. Menardi: He seems rather stubborn. =/ Saturos: And he is cunning. Quite cunning. Menardi: That is a very ironic statement in the next game. Saturos: No kidding. The "thingy" that makes it go? Menardi: Doesn't it look like a black orb? Director: Saturos! Menardi! Back to the script! Saturos: Did you hear something, Menardi? Menardi: No, I didn't, Saturos. Garet: *farts* Saturos: I heard that! Menardi: So did I! *Saturos and Menardi walk over to face Isaac, Garet and Jenna* Saturos: So... were you listening? Garet: Yeah. Menardi: Well, we can't permit you to continue spying, can we? Isaac: But I like spying and eavesdropping and- Jenna: Isaac! Garet: You're the ones sneaking around in our village! Saturos: Sneaking? Who are you to accuse us of... Menardi: Are you the ones who were going to see Kraden? Jenna: We're going to see him right now. Isaac: We're really masochistic like that. =/ Saturos: This is important enough to drive us away? Jenna: Yep. Menardi: Eh, let's just let them go. Kraden won't talk to us anymore... but I think that's a good thing. He's capable of not talking. Saturos: I was amazed myself... anyway, go on. Garet: Ok, uh, let's go... Isaac: Yeah... o_o Jenna: Great. -_- Hey, guys, my tummy hurts- Garet: No, it doesn't. Jenna: ._. But Kraden talks too much. Isaac: We can survive this. And then we'll get revenge on Kraden for talking too much. We must be strong. Garet: o_o You really like revenge, don't you? *Isaac, Garet and Jenna go to Kraden's cottage* Kraden: The elements... Earth, Fire, Air, Water... they plan to set them into motion and the four Lighthouses are the key? Even I don't know these things... Isaac: Hey, Kraden. Garet: What's up? Did Saturos and Menardi say stuff? Jenna: He looks kind of troubled. Kraden: *starts rambling on and on and on and on* Isaac: ._. I think he's saying stuff about Sol Sanctum. Garet: And we should enter Mt. Aleph. Jenna: Saturos and Menardi spoke of being inside there? Isaac: Then we should go in too! Garet: Let's do it! Jenna: I agree! Kraden: Oh, really? Yay! Hold on a second, I must go and pick up something in the event that we will somehow stumble upon four certain jewels and I will have the opportunity to steal them. *goes into cottage, picks up Mythril Bags and comes back out* Isaac: I guess you like to be well prepared. Garet: Then let's go right now! *Isaac, Garet, Jenna and Kraden go toward the sanctum and past it, but get chased away by an Elder* Elder: You weren't thinking of entering Mt. Aleph, were you? Isaac: Yes. Elder: Mt. Aleph is a sacred place. It is forbidden to enter- GACK! *falls over unconscious* Garet: ... I really like throwing things and knocking people unconscious. Jenna: You're weird, Garet. o_o Kraden: We could just have sneaked past... oh well, lets go. *The group enters Sol Sanctum* Kraden: Now, you've never been in here before, correct? Isaac: >_>;;; Uh... Garet: ^_^;;; Er... Jenna: OF COURSE NOT, KRADEN! ^o^;;; Kraden: It was a great many years before I, myself, was allowed in... well, let's keep going, shall we? Isaac: I wonder what we're looking for... *The journey through Sol Sanctum continues with a bunch of stuff involving jewels, statues, disarming a trap and then Luna becoming Sol, oddly enough. Then they find the magical glowing portal of doom... or whatever.* Isaac: A magical glowing portal of doom? o_O Garet: How frightening... Jenna: Maybe we should turn back... Kraden: Muahahahahaha! *pushes Isaac, Garet and Jenna through* Isaac/Garet/Jenna: AHHHHHH!!!!! *The group enters the Elemental Star Room* Isaac: Wow... Garet: Look! Snow! Jenna: But it's not cold enough for snow... Garet: It looks like snow though... Isaac: I think they are just floaty lights or something. To make this place look all pretty and stuff. Garet: Geez... this is dull... whatever did we come for? Jenna: For some hidden treasures, I think. Whatever Saturos and Menardi were looking for. Not sure what though. Kraden: *comes through portal* Ooh, where are we? Isaac: We're in a magical land of snow and green rocks. Kraden: O_O *stares* Jenna: Uh... Kraden? Kraden: EEE! *does a dance* Garet: What is it, Kraden? Kraden: The ocean! Oh wait, it's not the ocean. The ocean has waves. Garet: So, what's an ocean? Isaac: LOL, you n00b! Jenna: Oh, Isaac? Do you know what an ocean is? Isaac: ... ... ... o_o ... Well, no! How could I know? We're in a landlocked place that we can't even leave! Jenna: ... Then why did you just make fun of Garet? Isaac: I don't know. ._. Kraden: The ocean is a bottomless sea at the end of the world. Jenna: Sounds cool. Garet: Let's go see an ocean someday. Isaac: That sounds dull. Can't we just settle for the seaside? Jenna: Unless we figure out a way to leave Vale without getting caught, I don't think we'll be going anywhere. I want a vacation... *sigh* Kraden: EEEEEEEEEE!!!! *does giddy dance again* Isaac: Now what? Garet: I think he's insane. >_> Jenna: Of course. A sane person wouldn't talk so much. Kraden: ELEMENTAL STARS!!!!!!!! OMG! Isaac: Elephant? Did he say something about elephants? Garet: I don't see any stars. *stares up* Jenna: He said Elemental Stars! Sheesh! Kraden: What, you don't know? It's quite simple. Elements are the foundation of all matter, everything is made from those four elements. Earth, fire, water wind. The stars hold the purified essence of each element. You are looking at the source of all Alchemy! Jenna: *blinks* Okay. Isaac: So... what's the big deal? Garet: I'm sleepy... Kraden: *rambles on about Stone of Sages and Alchemy existing because of the Elemental Stars.* Jenna: They sound powerful. Kraden: Heh heh... with a single gem... *eyes flash red* One could conquer the world! Garet: Yikes! *hides behind Isaac* ... You're kidding, right? Kraden: *grins* Or am I? Isaac: K-Kraden... Kraden: Anyway, I want to get those stars so that I can learn stuff about them. Honest. >_> *jumps onto a platform and almost slips* Wahhhh! *runs back* Jenna: Be careful, Kraden! It looks slippery. Kraden: But... but... Elemental Stars! ;_; I must get them! Jenna: *glances at Isaac and Garet and smiles evilly* Then make the boys get them! Isaac: o_O You want us to get them? Jenna: Yes! Go and get them! Garet: I guess we haven't got a choice. *sigh* Let's go. Jenna: Excellent. >=) Kraden: Hold on, take these Mythil bags I just happened to bring along in case we actually found the Elemental Stars. *hands over Mythril Bags* *Isaac and Garet go to get the Stars* Isaac: Venus Star... *puts it in a bag* Garet: Hey, don't you think they look like candy? Isaac: Er... no. o_O Kraden: Good, good! Now go get the others! Garet: Do we get paid for this? Isaac: Don't think so. *takes Mercury Star* Garet: Man... all this jumping around is tiring... Kraden: Good, good! Now go get the others! Isaac: If he says that one more time, I'm going to push him into the water. Garet: We've had so many opportunities to get rid of him and we never do it... Isaac: Well, at least he didn't abandon me during a storm... Garet: Or leave me all alone to pull a chest... Isaac: Kraden's an okay guy. Just wish he would shut up. *reaches Jupiter statue* Garet: Hey, Isaac, I've got a feeling that right now something will happen that concerns Jenna and Kraden. Isaac: ^_^ Never mind. The quicker we get rid of them, the better. Director: Hey! You can't say that! Isaac: Uh, I mean... it's probably just something you ate. Garet: I do eat a lot, I guess. Isaac: *takes Jupiter Star and waits* Garet: ... Isaac, Kraden didn't say to go get the others. Isaac: Maybe he overheard me. Should we go look? *Isaac and Garet go to look and suddenly jump* Saturos: Hi! Menardi: We came in and made that totally awesome background music go away! Saturos: Now you'll have to listen to our theme instead! Jenna: *sobs* But... that was one of the most beautiful music pieces in the game and you... Kraden: You monsters! Director: THAT'S NOT IN THE (BLEEP)ING SCRIPT, YOU MORONS! Kraden: *cough* Let's do the scene. Saturos: We've been seen. I'd hoped we would be safe until they got the last one. Menardi: Uh... Saturos? Don't they kind of have to go past here to go to the Mars statue? Saturos: ... I'm smrt. >_> Kraden: You're thieves! You came to rob the sanctum! Saturos: Us, thieves? Menardi: You stole our information! Kraden: Um... yeah... >_> er... I'm sorry! ;_; Jenna: Kraden, what do you think they will do to us? Kraden: Do us in, no doubt. Felix: Relax, you will not be harmed. *dramatically walks through portal, trips and falls flat on his (masked) face* Ow! Saturos: ... Uh... Menardi: -_-; See! This guy says he won't let them be harmed! Now will you give us the Elemental Stars? Isaac: I don't want to... ;_; *clutches Mythril Bags* Garet: But, Isaac... Kraden: Very good, Isaac! You must not give them the Elemental Stars! Saturos: What is wrong, Kraden? Don't you want to feel safe? Kraden: What guarantee do we have that you'll free us once they give us the Elemental Stars? Menardi: Guarantee... oh, yes, we have one! *points at Felix* Felix: o_o I'm a guarantee? Menardi: You'll have to take your mask off. Felix: =/ Aw, do I have to? Saturos: Under the circumstances, we have little choice, I'm afraid. Felix! Remove your mask! Jenna: OMGWTFBBQ?! Kraden: Felix? Wasn't that the name of your brother? Jenna: Yes... but that storm... Felix: I'll... take off my mask. *does so* Jenna: O_O It's... not possible... Felix: Yeah, I know. Not finding a body really confirmed I was dead so- Jenna: STFU! *hits* It's not my fault we're all no-hopers! Felix: Ouchies. ;_; Kraden: Shall we just blame Camelot? Director: Quit breaking the fourth wall! Felix: I'm sorry that you're all pessimistic. Jenna: -_-' WE'RE NOT PESSIMISTIC! Saturos: We saved him three years before. He was floating unconscious in the river and we found him as we passed. Menardi: In the next game, you will learn we have superhuman strength that allows us to pull four people out of a river and drag them all the way to wherever the heck our ship was. Director: MENARDI! No next game spoilers! Felix: It was a miracle I survived that day. I owe my life to them... Jenna: Why? Why did you leave me all alone? Three years... I thought you were dead! My own brother! Felix: =/ Kraden: Jenna... Saturos: I'm getting tired of this teary reunion. Menardi: Me too. Okay, boys, will you hand over the Elemental Stars now? Garet: Well, since it's Felix after all... which is quite surprising, but he's a great guarantee, Isaac. Let's hand them over. Isaac: O_O Hand them over? Garet: I'll take them. Give them to me. Isaac: *backs away, clutching stars* They are mine... they came to me... Garet: Isaac?! Isaac: MY PRECIOUS! Garet: Then you leave me no choice, Isaac. If we don't do this, they won't let Jenna and Kraden go! *punches Isaac and grabs Elemental Stars* Isaac: NO! ELEMENTAL STARS!!! ;_; Garet: *hops over then turns back to look at Isaac* You're an idiot! Alex: *warps in behind Garet* Hello there. Garet: AUUUUGH!!! A GHOST!!! *tries to run but is grabbed* Alex: I'm not a ghost, you moron! I just warped in! Garet: Well, don't DO that, you jerk! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Saturos: Alex, you're late! Alex: Yeah, I know, I needed a couple hours to condition my hair. *flips back stunning long blue hair* Menardi: Alex is another one of our group. Hand the stars to him. Garet: Him? It's a guy? Alex: *grits teeth* YES. Garet: Oh, uh, I see. Alex: Now will you hand over the stars? Garet: *does so* Alex: Thank you. Now will you go and get the Mars Star for us? Garet: Do I even have a choice? Alex: No. Garet: Then why ask? Isaac: Because that's the rule of yes/no questions! Throughout the game, people will continue to ask annoying, pointless looping questions that won't let you answer in a certain way! Garet: ... I see. Alex: *floats over to group* Garet: *hops back to Isaac* Guess we gotta get the Mars Bar. Isaac: Mars STAR, Garet. Garet: I wouldn't mind a Mars Bar right now... Isaac: Of course you wouldn't. *Isaac and Garet head over to Mars statue* Garet: Hey, Isaac, I've got a bad feeling again. I think if you take the Mars Star, we'll be put in a near death situation and forced to go on a world-saving quest that is actually not saving the world. Isaac: You're just an idiot, Garet. *takes Star* BOOM! Isaac: Oops. Garet: I told you so! Jenna: The water's gone! Menardi: What is that? Saturos: No! *Scene goes to floating rock in middle of room* Garet: Isaac, do you know what that is? Isaac: It's a dastardly rock that will tell us to destroy the world. Garet: Yeah, I know it's a rock, stupid! ... Wait, what? Kraden: Could that be... the Wise One? *Scene goes to Saturos's group* Felix: Let's get out of here. =/ Alex: Well, that's actually a good idea. What does everyone else think? Menardi: That's a great idea! Run for it! Saturos: But Isaac has the Mars Star... we can't leave without it. Menardi: So what should we do? Alex: I know! Let's take this "Jenna" with us and they'll bring the Mars Star to us, like it or not! Felix: Alex, are you breaking our promise? Saturos: Circumstances have obviously changed. The place is going boom as we speak, in case you didn't notice. Menardi: Isaac seems to be stuck... but if he escapes, he'll certainly have to bring it to us! Jenna: Yay! I get to travel! With my brother and the hot guy too! Felix: ... It's a kidnapping, not a picnic! Jenna: But I've always wanted to travel! =/ Vale has stupid rules. Felix: -_-;;; *sigh* Alex: o_o Hot guy? Saturos: Kraden, you're a part of this too, so you'll be coming. Menardi: Let's get moving! *pushes Jenna* Felix: Hey! Don't push my sister! Menardi: Who do you think you're talking to? You owe us your life! Saturos: Menardi! Alex: Can we just go already? I don't want to die. Jenna: Isaac, Garet! Don't die! *Group goes through portal and scene goes back to Mars Statue where Isaac and Garet are hiding. They walk down* Garet: Jenna and Kraden are gone... Isaac: It's going to be hard to get back to the portal. Garet: We don't have much of a choice though. Wise One: Boo! Isaac/Garet: ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! MOMMY!!! Wise One: I'm here to save you, idiots! Mt. Aleph is erupting and now I'm going to pretend to be a good little rock so that you'll do whatever I say. *laughs evilly* Director: Why are you laughing evilly?! Wise One: ... Oh, and seek the Djinn. See those lights floating off the statues? Yeah, those are the Djinn. And, uh, Alchemy is a threat and stuff. Honest. It totally is not the key to saving Weyard. Bye now. *teleports Isaac and Garet to other side of portal* Isaac: Huh... that was interesting... Garet: Let's run. Isaac: Nah, let's retreat instead. *casts Retreat* *Isaac and Garet walk down from Mt. Aleph and see people chatting outside sanctum* Great Healer: Fascinating! I thought Mt. Aleph was inactive and now it's totally all going boom! Why do we even have a village next to a volcano? Dora: We're suicidal. Isn't it obvious? Mayor: I hope Garet is safe... Kay: Grandpa, we don't even know if he's up there. Aaron: But, sis, someone saw him going that way... Elder: Isaac and Garet were sneaking around before. Garet: Isaac, this is bad. Should we go back? Isaac: Are you INSANE? Do you want to DIE?! Garet: But... Dora: Isaac! Aaron: Garet! Mayor: You're both safe! Great Healer: Come down here, both of you! *Isaac and Garet nervously approach the crowd* Dora: Oh, weren't Jenna and Kraden with you? Garet: They are invisible. *turns* Don't worry, Jenna, we'll turn you back... Isaac: -_- Be quiet, Garet. They got... KIDNAPPED! Great Healer: Good grief! Let's go into the sanctum and you can explain things there! *Everyone goes into the sanctum except Kay and Aaron* Isaac and Garet: *perform mime show for everyone* Great Healer: We had no idea of the secrets Mt. Aleph held. The Wise One has just been lying to me about how Alchemy is destructive, it may destroy the world and stuff. Apparently you're meant to prevent four lighthouses from being lit. Oh yeah, and he also said Felix must unlock the power. Dora: So... will Vale be safe? Great Healer: The Wise One will redirect the lava flow. Mayor: Does the Wise One want the Stars back? Great Healer: No, he just wants the lighthouses to not be lit. Dora: So... you want Isaac and Garet to go on a quest to... Mayor: Save the world? Garet: Yikes! Isaac: Great. We'll go on a quest that takes forever and come back to find everyone is assuming us dead. Stupid village. Dora: Just don't take too long, Isaac! Garet: That's unfair. I wonder how long it will take... Isaac: A week, tops. They will be having our funeral in a week. Dora: >=/ Stop that! Mayor: Wait a minute, Great Healer... is that all? You want to send two boys on a world saving quest without any help? Great Healer: ... Well, the Wise One suggested finding the Djinn. Mayor: That's IT?! Great Healer: ... ... Yes. But that is... if Isaac accepts the quest. Mayor: That's suicide! Dora: Will you do it, Isaac? Garet: Gosh... you decide, Isaac. Isaac: WHY ME?! Great Healer: Will you take the fate of the world in your hands, Isaac? Isaac: Meh. Fine. Garet: Yikes! Great Healer: Have fun! *leaves* Elders: *leave* Mayor: This sucks. They will be going off with no aid and... Dora: But there's no choice. I wonder when they should leave... Mayor: How about tomorrow? Dora: Yes, I like it. Tomorrow, then. Garet: ;_; Wah... I'll miss Mom's cooking... Isaac: ._.