Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- Getting closer to the end now... --- [Studio] Director: So, I was thinking of a replacement for Rayman... Garet: Rayman? Wasn't that what we had in place of the toad last time? Isaac: I've got a bad feeling about this... Director: I'm sure you will all be very impressed. Ivan: This does not sound good... Mia: Don't worry. I've got plenty of Furbies prepared... Director: (muttering) Of course, it's even worse than Rayman this time. You are certainly not prepared. *chuckles sinisterly* Isaac/Garet/Ivan/Mia: O_o;;;; [Lunpa] *Isaac and the others approach the gates of Lunpa where the two soldiers are standing guard.* Guard 1: *looks suspicious* What do you want? Guard 2: Meh. A bunch of kids. Are you planning to cause trouble? Mia: *smiles sweetly* May we please come in? Ivan: Uh, isn't there a secret way...? Garet: Shush! This is more fun! Isaac: Yeah! Let Mia work her charm on them! Guard 1: You aren't from Kalay, are you? Mia: I'm from Imil! Isaac: The two of us are from Vale. Garet: Uh-huh. Ivan: Um... I'm from... Vault. Guard 2: So, you people didn't come here to try and save Hammet then? Garet: Who is Hammet? Mia: We just want to come in! Guard 1: Hmm, I wonder if we should let them in. Guard 2: Are you sure we should? Guard 1: Well, they don't even know who Hammet is! Mia: Please? =( Guard 2: I don't think we should let them... Mia: *sniffs and bats eyelashes* You don't want to let us in? Guard 1: Aw... look, the girl's about to cry... Guard 2: Ignore her! Guard 1: I can't believe you! The girl's crying and you don't even want to let them in? You jerk! Guard 2: You're an idiot! Mia: *sobs* I can't believe... you would be... so cruel... Isaac: That's it, Mia, you're doing great. Guard 1: I don't see the harm in letting them in! Guard 2: But... but...! Mia: *shakes and turns away* I guess... we'll just... have to go somewhere else... even though we're so hungry... and tired... Guard 1: Oh, it's alright! I'll let you people in! Guard 2: What?! Guard 1: Come in! *opens gate* Guard 2: Nooooo! Garet: Thanks a lot! ^_^ Mia: Heh. Success. *smiles deviously* *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia head to the fortress, Cloaking themselves then go in* Garet: *sneaking through thieves in darkness* Hah! They don't even know we're here! We rock! Isaac: Garet! Be quiet! Ivan: If they hear us, we're busted. Thief: Hey... I heard something... Another thief: Maybe it's ghosts. Thief: G-ghosts? Another thief: Yeah! You know how there's bones in some of the cells? Well, their ghosts must be hanging around the fortress! Thief: *whimpers* MOMMY! *runs away crying* Another thief: Hey! Get back here! We're supposed to be keeping watch! *chases after thief* Garet: Uh... Ivan: That was random. Isaac: Whew. We almost got caught. Be more quiet, Garet! Garet: Sorry. =/ Mia: And remember to keep away from the light as well, or else we'll really be caught and we don't want that now, do we? Ivan: It's weird. How come when we're caught, we just get dragged out? Why don't they throw us in the cells as punishment or, you know, try and kill us or something? Garet: ... Isaac: Come on, Ivan. We don't want that to happen... Mia: And no matter how many times we get caught, they just drag us out again. Why is it that sometimes thieves do fight us, but the rest of the time, we're pulled out? Why can't we fight them all? Isaac: It's game logic. Now, will you all please be quiet?! Garet: Meep. Ivan: He's right. We have to save Hammet and we can't do it if we make too much noise. Mia: Well, let's go then... *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia proceed through the fortress, occasionally beating up some thieves then eventually reach Hammet's cell and enter* Hammet: *is attacking the air for some reason* Die, cheese! I smite you! Muahahahaha! Garet: Eh? Mia: ... I don't think he likes cheese very much. Isaac: There isn't even any cheese in here. Ivan: I think he's just going insane. Garet: Well, who wouldn't be going insane stuck in this boring cell? Hammet: Huh? ... Ivan! It's you! Ivan: Master Hammet, we came to rescue you. Hammet: o_o;;; You didn't bring cheese with you, right? Isaac: Has he got a cheese phobia or something? Mia: What would you call a phobia of cheese? Ivan: Turophobia. Fear of cheese. He's had it as long as I can remember. Garet: Are you sure he hasn't just got a mental disorder? Isaac: Well, we're on a quest for cheese. We haven't got it yet. Hammet: Uh... that's... nice... so, you've got new friends, Ivan... Isaac: I'm Isaac. Garet: And I'm Garet. Mia: I am Mia and I love Furbies. Hammet: I suppose they put up with your cheese obsession, Ivan. Ivan: Oh, we all like cheese. I just like it the most. Anyway, I managed to get back the Shaman's Rod. Hammet: That's nice. So, why are you here? Isaac: Uh, we came to save you... Garet: That's right! Mia: Let's go! Dodonpa: *enters cell* Wait a minute! Hammet: Dodonpa! How are you? Dodonpa: I'm fine. You? Ivan: ... Am I missing something? Dodonpa: This tiny squirt must be Ivan. You always complained about his crazy obsession with cheese. What's so great about cheese anyway? Hammet: I have no idea. I came here to get away from him after all. I must thank you again for giving me this cozy cell. Mia: Weren't you kidnapped? Garet: What about the ransom? Hammet: What? Dodonpa: Ulp... I can explain. Really! Hammet: Have you been extorting money from Layana? Dodonpa: *cringes* Forgive me, Hammet! Garet: Why should he forgive you? Isaac: You kidnapped him! Ivan: Now let Hammet go! Dodonpa: No way! Now watch me pull this dinky lever! *pulls it and nothing happens* Mia: Um... was something meant to happen? Dodonpa: Blasted lever! *pulls it out of the wall, and then the wall behinds him collapses* Wow, this place is built shoddily! Ivan: Uh, wasn't that supposed to happen? Garet: Look! Behind that wall! Isaac: It can't be... Mia: That's... Toadonpa's replacement? Ivan: No... it's worse than... Rayman... Isaac: That's... *shudders* Garet: *whimpers* Dodonpa: Eek! It... it... it's... Hammet: A purple dinosaur? Mia: It's Barney the Dinosaur! Ivan: We're doomed! Barney: *starts singing and advancing on Adepts* Garet: *tries to block ears* I'm scared... Isaac: W-we must... defeat this menace! *throws lots of sharp, dangerous forks at Barney* Barney: Mwahahahaha! *hits Isaac with a licorice whip and sends him flying into wall* Isaac: ... Ugh. Too... powerful... *faints* Dodonpa: I want my mommy! *is running around cell crying* Hammet: *is hiding behind barrels* I'm not sure what is scarier, that or the cheese! Garet: Go, Chocobo! Chocobo: *pops out of nowhere, stares at Barney* Barney: *stares at the Chocobo* Chocobo: Wark! *runs away in fear* Garet: Come back, Chocobo! Ivan: This dinosaur is a terrifying foe... there must be a way to defeat it or we're doomed... Garet: Fine! I'll fight you myself, you- Barney: *throws flowers at Garet and they explode, causing him to also fly into the wall and faint* Mia: Uh... you're strong... but my Furbies are stronger! Go, Kamikaze Furbies! *throws super exploding furbies* Barney: *catches the Furbies and throws them back before they explode* Mia: What th-?! *thrown back by mass explosions and collapses* Ivan: I guess... I'll just have to do it the easy way... Barney: *turns to look at Ivan with evil expression* Ivan: SPARK PLASMA!!! Director: Hey! D= That makes it way too easy! Ivan: Well, Barney's way too tough! Barney: *is blown up and dies* Dodonpa: *is in terrified embrace with Hammet, but lets go when he sees Barney is dead* Oh, thank goodness! Hammet: You saved us, Ivan! Dodonpa: Uh, thanks for defeating the purple dinosaur, but I'm gonna have to kill you all now. Ivan: D= Donpa: Hey! Not so fast! Dodonpa: Ack! It's my father! Donpa: Bad, bad Dodonpa! Kidnapping people is wrong. In fact, I'm going to lock you up here and I'll spank your bottom later, mark my words. Dodonpa: ;_; *Isaac, Garet and Mia are revived, the group leaves the cell with Hammet and Donpa. Dodonpa is locked in the cell, crying like a baby* Donpa: Thank you for helping teach my son a lesson. Dodonpa: I didn't have anything to do with that purple dinosaur! ;_; Donpa: Here, have a Mercury Djinni. Mia: Thanks! *hugs it* It's so cute! ^_^ Ivan: Well, that saves us from having to backtrack. *Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia and Hammet exit Lunpa through the cave and hear mysterious sounds* Ivan: What was that? Garet: Maybe it was a ghost... Mia: Uh... I doubt it. Hammet: Oh, Bunza? Is that you? Bunza: *peeps out* Hammet! How did you know it was me? Hammet: Maybe because you keep stalking me. Bunza: ... Yeah. That might be why I'm hanging around Lunpa. I hid just now because I thought Dodonpa's men might be coming! Isaac: Uh, this guy's your stalker? Ivan: *sigh* Hammet's too nice to get a restraining order against him. Bunza: Want to come back to Kalay in my horse-drawn trailer? Hammet: Sure! Ivan, do you and your friends want to come along? Ivan: Can I eat cheese on the way? Hammet: No! Garet: ... Wow, he's mean... Isaac: Let's go to Kalay with them. Mia: Yeah. Ivan can go without cheese easily enough. Ivan: T_T Cheese... *Isaac and co. are taken to Kalay* Isaac: Well, let's go to the palace now. Mia: Layana will be cross, won't she? Garet: Eh? Why? We saved her husband! Mia: Yeah, but she seems a little obsessed with the quest... and making sure Ivan sticks to it. Ivan: What's the big deal? It's not her freaking quest. *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia enter the palace and go to the throne room* Layana: So... it's you! Hammet: Layana, please... Mia: The silk worms are in my hair again. ;_; Garet: I want my mommy... Isaac: Be a man, Garet! Look her in the eye and stand firm! Ivan: Uh... L-lady L-layana... Layana: I told you meddling kids not to go to Lunpa, but you still did! Hammet: They rescued me, you know... Layana: And now I'm going to have to put up with the silk worms still now that Hammet's back! Isaac: o_o You don't like the silk worms? Layana: Did you forget your quest? Well?! Ivan: N-no... Layana: Good! Now get back to your quest at once! Garet: Isaac, I agree. Let's go right now. Isaac: Don't be such a wuss. Hammet: Wait! Ivan... that rod I gave you, the Shaman's Rod... you must take it to Hesperia. It is a continent that lies to the west of Angara. Ivan: Uh, ok. Layana: Now stop dilly-dallying and go! And please take some of those blasted silk worms with you! Hammet: ;_; My beloved silk worms... *pets them* *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia flee from the palace and leave Kalay.* Isaac: Now, we'll head to the Venus Lighthouse... Mia: I wonder how long poor Iodem has been waiting for us... Garet: Who cares? Ivan: Layana is so scary... *shivers*