Golden Sun: The Broken Story --- It's time for Colosso! Yay! --- [Studio] Mia: Okay... this furby... maybe that one... Ivan: What are you doing, Mia? Mia: I'm picking out my strongest furbies. Garet: Well, I hope the strongest one wasn't the one I set on fire last night. Mia: What?! Ivan: Why did you do that, Garet? Garet: It wouldn't shut up! Isaac: You don't know anything about Furbies at all, do you? Mia: Garet, that's awful! You're a murderer! ;_; Garet: Mia... they are machines. Ivan: Guys, let's quit talking about furbies before things get ugly. [Colosso] *It's morning. Ivan, Garet and Mia are all up. Isaac, on the other hand...* Isaac: Urgh... argh... Ivan: Isaac, what's the matter? Garet: He doesn't look very well. Ivan: But what about Colosso? We're supposed to go and fight in the finals today. Are you feeling up to it? Isaac: My head hurts... and my stomach... Garet: He's really not looking good. Ivan: *puts hand on Isaac's forehead* A little too warm... Mia: Then, Isaac's ill? Garet: Then, heal him! Mia: *looks carefully at Isaac and frowns* Oh dear... Ivan: Huh? What's wrong? Mia: This is clearly something I have never dealt with before. In fact, this is beyond my power to heal. Garet: Seriously? D= Isaac: What? D= I'm sicker than all the Imilians were? Mia: Yes. In fact, I recommend you stay in bed and drink fluids. Ivan: But that means Isaac can't fight in Colosso. Garet: Then what do we do? That Babi guy really wants us to fight in it, doesn't he? Ivan: I think we'll just have to go without Isaac. Mia: Yeah. Bye, Isaac! Isaac: Don't leave meeee! ;_; *Garet, Ivan and Mia abandon Isaac and proceed to the Colosseum entrance* Guard: Huh? Are you Isaac's friends? Garet: That's right! Guard: But... where is Isaac? Ivan: Isaac is seriously ill, so we've come without him. Guard: Oh, that sucks. We'd planned to just have Isaac fight in Colosso and totally ignore the rest of you! Garet: What?! Mia: That's unfair! Ivan: Yeah! What makes Isaac so special? Guard: ... Face it. You're nobodies. Isaac always gets the credit for every little thing. Fighting a ghost pirate, saving a fat monk, blah blah... isn't it great? Garet: T_T Sheesh... he always gets all the credit, doesn't he? Ivan: But, guys, this is our chance to upstage Isaac! Mia: By taking advantage of his illness! Ivan: ... Huh? Wait a minute, Mia... Mia: What? ^________^ Ivan: ... Uh... o_o ... Nothing. Garet: Well, let one of us fight in Colosso then! Guard: Fine... who will take his place? Mia: *raises hand before Garet or Ivan can speak* I will! Garet: Wha-?! Ivan: Mia? Are you serious? Mia: Yes! I want to fight in Colosso! Guard: B-but... you're... just... Mia: Just what? Guard: You're just a girl! Mia: ... *eyes suddenly flash red and she grits teeth* What? Ivan: Uh oh... Garet: I think she's mad... Guard: You heard me! Mia: *produces Furby out of nowhere and flings it so hard that it hits the guard and knocks him out* Garet: Mia, you're wasting Furbies! Ivan: *sigh* She uses them so recklessly. Guard 2: O_O Very well, come this way! *Ivan, Garet and Mia follow Guard 2 into the building* Guard 2: Okay, here's the deal. Mia can fight, and Ivan and Garet can have special seats for cheering. Ivan: *sigh* Garet: Sure... ._. Mia: Yay! ^o^ *Ivan and Garet go off to cheer, while Mia goes to stand among the warriors* Mia: Furbies, do your best. United, we stand, and together, we shall defeat the mightiest of foes. We shall win Colosso, and the victory shall be mine. Okay, Furbies? Guard: Is everyone ready? Mia: Yes! The Furbies are also ready! Guard: ... Well, stand in the circles if you're ready, everyone. Then Colosso can begin! *Colosso begins and Mia proceeds through the first trial. She arrives at the arena first and then Azart arrives* Azart: Pssh. You're just a little girl. Mia: ... I think you'd better leave my gender out of this. Azart: You are going to be a total pushover! Mia: Oh, really? Furby, go! *throws a Furby with all her strength and somehow it's enough to wound Azart badly* Azart: Owie! ;_; *collapses* For some reason, I can't fight anymore. Mia: Yay! ^_^ Announcer: The winner of this round, Azart vs Mia, is Mia! Mia: You rock, Furbies! *Mia goes through the next stage and again arrives first. Satrage is the next to come up.* Satrage: With just one glance at you, I can tell you are not even worthy to fight the great Satrage. Mia: Take this! *starts flinging Furbies like crazy* Satrage: Ow! Ack! Argh! Ow ow ow! *eventually collapses* Mia: This is too easy. Announcer: The winner of this round, Satrage vs Mia, is Mia! Mia: Fear me! ^_^ *Mia goes through third stage and arrives before Navampa. Navampa arrives and towers over Mia.* Navampa: Bwahahahahahaha! Just a tiny little girl! I'm pretty sure you will be unable to defeat me! Mia: What, just because I'm a girl? Navampa: Yes, exactly. Mia: You sexist pig! *throws a Super Giant Exploding Furby at Navampa* Navampa: Wahhhhhh! *is practically blown up by exploding furby* Mia: Well? Navampa: ....... *collapses* x_x Announcer: The winner of this round, Navampa vs Mia, is Mia! Which means... Mia is the winner of Colosso! Mia: Yaaaaaaay! *runs off to greet Garet and Ivan and they hurry back to the palace to see Isaac* Isaac: I think... I'm... dying... Mia: Isaac! *runs over and bounces on him happily* Guess what?! Isaac: I'm not going to die? Mia: ... Uh... Ivan: Mia fought by herself in Colosso! Garet: Yeah, they were going to play a dirty trick on us and have you fight in Colosso by yourself, the scumbags. How unfair is that? Ivan: And she won. She wasn't even tired. Mia: Nope! ^_^ Isaac: ... Furbies? Mia: Uh huh. Isaac: -_- I knew it. Garet: So, how are you feeling? Isaac: Like crap. Mia: Aww, poor Isaac. Here, I'll make it all better! *casts Pure Ply* Isaac: O_O I'm feeling much better now! Ivan: Huh... Mia? Didn't you say you couldn't- Mia: Couldn't what? ^____________^ Ivan: *sigh* I think I'm beginning to understand. Garet: Looks like the Colosso people weren't the only one playing tricks. Isaac: Anyway... now we have to go and see Tolbi's lord. Ivan: Oh yeah! Lord Baby, right? Isaac: It's Babi. Ivan: Oh. *Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia go to see Lord Babi* Babi: This is an outrage! A mockery of what warriors stand for! I just can't believe it! A girl winning Colosso? Mia: *growls* What did you say, old man? Ivan: Um, please watch what you say. Mia can be extremely dangerous. Babi: Ugh... well, obviously, you get a prize. Iodem, hand the winner her prize. Iodem: Here you go. *hands a Lure Cap to Mia* Mia: Eww, it's moth-eaten! You have it! *tosses it to Garet* Garet: Why me? D= Ivan: You're so ungrateful, Mia. Mia: But, a moth-eaten hat? What kind of reward is that?! Isaac: Well, it can boost random encounters, so it isn't entirely worthless. Babi: Anyway, I have something to tell you. I am attempting to find the city of Lemuria. Iodem: He's not planning to invade it or anything. Honest. Babi: You see, I want to live... forever. To find out the secrets of Alchemy! Bwahahahaha! Mia: You know... I'm suddenly seeing similarities to Alex. Garet: Yeah, with all that wanting to live forever and finding out the truth behind Alchemy, he is a bit like Alex. Isaac: Except he doesn't speak of wanting to attain the power itself... Ivan: But who knows what he might have done once he found the truth? He might even have assigned an entire army to carry him up Mt. Aleph and... Babi: Ahem. Please stop talking about me like that. Iodem: Yeah. It's rude. Babi: Anyway, I have a ship that can take you to Lemuria, because only Adepts can sail the ship and I'm much too old, so will you please do it for me? Isaac: Um, we have other things to do first... Babi: ;_; Garet: But, I guess we'll just blindly follow even more orders! Who knows, we could be helping some guy's scheme to take over the world without knowing it! We're total idiots. Ivan: No kidding. At least he dies. Director: Hey! Mia: We have to go to Venus Lighthouse and stuff. Iodem: Ooh, I know. How about I meet you at Gondowan Crossing and accompany you from there? Isaac: Okay! Babi: I am going to sleep now. *shuffles away to bedroom* Ivan: Um, aren't we rushing things a little? Garet: Yes, we are. Iodem: See you soon! *dashes off* Mia: Okay, uh, let's go... Isaac: Hold on a second. *goes down to Babi's bedroom where he is sleeping and quickly steals the Cloak Ball, then comes back* Alright, let's go. Mia: Good. I can't wait to get out of this city of sexist pigs. Garet: Calm down, Mia... Ivan: Well, off we go! We're going to go back through Gondowan Cave and do all the things we need to do before we go on to Venus Lighthouse!