MST of

MST of "Tales of a wedding Lighthouseshipping"

Here is an atrocious fic we're going to bash for your enjoyment. It's 'Lighthouseshipping', but it isn't really. How pathetic is that, and how is it possible? You'll just have to see, won't you? And thanks to meekozy for this trash! Adepts, come!

[flashy stuff]

Felix: Again? Why do I have to do it again?

Jenna: Noooo... T_T

Isaac: Alright! I get a go!

Mia: Me too!

Alex: Please, Sol, protect me from Mia's mace..

Kyarorain: Heh heh heh... have fun, kiddies!

Felix: Kiddies?! You're not that much older!

Kyarorain: So bite me. [disappears]

Mia: Somebody's got an attitude...

Isaac: Yeah... well, fic-bashing time. What are the chances my name is spelled wrong?

Jenna: Um... 90%

Alex: Surely it's higher than that...

Felix: Well... let's just go find out.

[Everybody sits in their seats and the countdown begins]

5...

Alex: What's the point of a countdown?

4...

Jenna: Dramatic effect, what else?

3...

Felix: I'm scared about this 'not really Lighthouseshipping' thing...

2...

Isaac: Don't forget to buckle your seatbelts.

1...

Mia: Where's the bleach?

NOTE: There is no title...

Isaac: No title?!

as the author neglected to put it in the story itself...

Mia: Um... bad for them?

so we'll put it in ourselves.

Alex: So do it then.

Tales of a Wedding Lighthouseshipping by meekozy

Everybody: [sarcastic cheers]

Felix looks out the window. “You’ll feel better in a second, Mia and Piers are out to the sanctum to get a potion. Tears suddenly flowed freely from Sheba’s eyes.

Jenna: (as Sheba) But I don't want to get better! I'm suicidal!

Felix: Sporking your eyes out works wonders!

(Flashback)

Alex: Happy fun flashback time!

Mia: Alex, if you value your life, NEVER say that again...

“Sheba look out!” Jenna screamed.

Jenna: You're about to fall into a badfic!

Isaac: I have the suspicion it's too late for her.

Too late, the doom dragon smashed Sheba right in the face.

Jenna: Mom and Dad totally understood how mad I was about Sheba accusing me of liking Isaac... ^_^

Isaac: Er...

Felix: -_-'

“Owww, now you’re really gonna get it!” She screams and plunges forward to the rotten dragon.

Isaac: She plunged forward? As in... she fell down and forward?

“I ain’t gonna let you hit me just because I’m the youngest!” Sheba casts spark plasma, but it didn’t hurt the dragon one bit.

Alex: Isn't the Doom Dragon weak to Jupiter?

Isaac: It's switching tenses! [twitches]

Instead the dragon made her fall on her knees.

Jenna: (as Sheba) [sniff] Mommy! I got a boo-boo on my KNEE!

Felix: Sheba's not going to be very happy with you...

Jenna: Never mind, I can still beat her in an arm wresting match ^_^

Felix got really mad and flies forward with his Sol blade.

Mia: Felix can fly?! Darn, that's so cool! T_T

Jenna: Not fair! I want to fly too!

Felix: It switched tenses again!

Isaac: The tenses must be having a war. Past Tense VS Present Tense, coming to a cinema near you soon.

SMACK the dragon roared and swished its tail.

Alex: (as the Dragon) Wow, get this, my name is SMACK! That's S-M-A-C-K!

Felix: Whatever possessed it to name itself SMACK?

BAAAM! It didn’t hurt Felix but it made him even madder.

Felix: How mad can I get? Let's see...

“Now you’re really gonna get it!”

Jenna: Felix, PLEASE, don't start repeating Sheba!

Felix: o_O; The author must be totally unable to come up with new lines or something.

Isaac: Note to the author, once a line has been used, it usually files straight into the Department of Redundancy for a further fifty lines or so.

Felix casts oddesy with Issac.

Felix: (stunned)

Mia: And he's got this fancy new power called Oddesy he can cast with somebody named Issac too! T_T

Isaac: How come this Issac gets to do this Oddesy thing with Felix, but I don't? This is unfair!

Alex: If this Oddesy thing is truly so powerful... I want it!

Doom dragon dies instantly but Sheba is bleeding harder than ever.

Jenna: How do you bleed hard anyway?

Isaac: Maybe the blood's gone hard... but then she wouldn't be bleeding anyway...

Felix picked her up and gently kissed her on the cheeks.

Felix: (as self in story) Not... working, darnit! And that creepy guy told me that all I had to do was kiss the person on the cheeks to stop them from bleeding! I oughtta sue!

Sheba opened her eyes, it made her better but not much.

Mia: Where I come from, opening your eyes is not the way to get better. If it was, I wouldn't have bothered with the healing, I'd just tape their eyes open!

Alex: -_-

Issac walked over. “It’s all your fault!”

Isaac: No, it's YOUR fault!

He says grimly.

Jenna: Present tense is back.

Felix didn’t want to fight with Issac.

Felix: I want to fight with Issac!

Isaac: Me too! Let's go fight Issac!

Mia: Do you guys have to be so bloodthirsty?

He ignores Issac and carried Sheba out of the lighthouse.

Alex: Tenses. Getting. On. Nerves.

Issac still on his tail,

Jenna: Now Felix has a tail? This isn't fair, Felix! Who are you, Mario in disguise?

Felix: (as self in story) Ow! Ow! Get off my tail!

kept on saying mean stuff at Felix.

Alex: And then the PGBHVA leaped out of hiding and brutally murdered Issac. The end?

Mia: I have a feeling the PGBHVA have a different target in mind...

Felix tried his best not to pay attention to Issac and moves on.

Felix: ... to Tundaria?

(End of flashback)

Alex: Not the end of story? Drat.

Sheba cried and tried her best not to let out her emotions.

Jenna: (as Sheba) I feel... rage... I cannot rule the world... DIE, ALL YOU FOOLISH ADEPTS, DIE!

Felix: Have you been smuggling coffee again?

Felix loves her. She knows, but the real guy she loves is Ivan.

Alex: Then, for goodness sake, tell Felix to get lost and run off to Ivan then! There's no written law you must go to whoever loves you... which is quite unfortunate... in certain cases...

Mia: [glares]

Jenna: But then what would happen if two people loved you? Would you have to cut yourself in half?

But she doesn’t want to hurt Felix’s feeling by telling him the truth.

Felix: I only have one feeling? Where did the other feelings go?

Alex: Mwahahaha >=D I stole your feelings!

Felix: Noooo! Give them back!

Alex: Never! >=D

Felix: You big meanie!

“Like I said” Issac pokes his head in to see Felix, Sheba, Garet, Jenna and Ivan in the room. “It’s all your fault Sheba’s like this!” He yelled.

Mia: (sarcastically) Issac's right, you know. Felix pushed Sheba right in front of the Doom Dragon and he said...

Jenna: (as Felix in story) If you don't fight the Doom Dragon, I'll spank your bottom!

Isaac: Hold on, if that was the Doom Dragon, where are the parents?

Jenna: Isaac, just smile and nod.

Isaac: But-

Alex: Just do it.

Felix: Because, you know, it's just not fair to point out the gaping plotholes!

“You shouldn’t have let Sheba in the lighthouse in the first place!”

Jenna: Because, you know, Sheba's so WEAK! Flick her with a fingernail and she passes out!

Felix turned to Issac. Now he really had it. “I didn’t do it!” He exclaims

Felix: (as self in story) My evil imaginary friend made me do it!

“And who are you to say that it’s all my fault?!?”

Alex: (mock gasp) Don't you know? It's the great "Lord" Issac, the ruler of the world!

“Stop it you guys!” Jenna screamed butting in to stop this argument from going to extremes,

Jenna: My comma! I lost my comma! Where are the commas?

Alex: >=D

Mia: Oh, I knew it! First you steal feelings and now you're stealing commas! You're evil!

“Don’t you know it’s only making Sheba sadder?” Jenna pointed to the sobbing Sheba.

Jenna: Aww... poor baby...

Isaac: Isn't that her line?

Felix shooed Issac out of the room and cuddled Sheba.

Isaac: Issac's a wuss... if Felix tried to shoo me out of the room, I'd shoo him out of the window.

Jenna: [smacks him]

Isaac: Ow! Just kidding!

“The pain will go away, trust me. I love you more than myself. From now on, I’m gonna stay by your side,

Mia: Even when she goes to the toilet?

Felix: Ew...

feeding you food,

Jenna: Is Sheba, what, a vegetable now or something?

Felix: Yuck...

comforting you, anything you want. I’ll give it to you.”

Mia: (as Sheba) A palace?

Alex: (as Felix) Of course!

Mia: (as Sheba) And the world?

Alex: (as Felix) Absolutely!

Mia: (as Sheba) And your bloody head on a platter?

Alex: (as Felix) Certainly!

Felix: ... Thanks for the image...

Sheba didn’t reply, of course!

Jenna: Of course! How stupid were we to think she would?

She couldn’t even say “Hi!”

Isaac: Why would she even want to? Felix was already in the room anyway...

Anyway Sheba was really sad and she was very sick.

Alex: Then for goodness sake, get a Mercury Adept in there! We aren't just there to look pretty, you know.

“Hey you guys! Were back!”

Jenna: But you're not back NOW? Why? And when were you back?

Mia shouted as she stepped in to the small inn that evening. “Well it’s about time!” said Garet. “I’m sorry, the great healer isn’t there until 3pm. He was out making potions.” Piers panted.

Mia: He makes potions? Why doesn't he just use Psynergy? Besides, it's not like we get our potions from him...

Isaac: Mia. Just smile. Nod.

Everyone went into Sheba’s room, Mia holding a potion, Piers holding another.

Alex: She needs two potions?

Jenna: (as Sheba) But of course! I'm high maintenance! I refuse to go out if I even have so much as a broken fingernail!

“Here, drink this and go to sleep, you’ll feel better.” Mia handed the potion to Sheba. “Much better.” Piers chimed in as he handed his potion to Sheba too.

Felix: Unfortunately for Piers, a dire incident had taken place which turned him into a parrot.

Sheba gulps down he potion.

Jenna: A 'He Potion'? There's a 'He potion'?! [spazzes out] I want one! Felix! Get me a He Potion!

Felix: Do I look like your slave?

Mia and Piers both cast pure ply to Sheba,

Alex: Two potions AND Pure Ply? Good grief... since when was Sheba so needy?

then tucks her in bed. Felix was still worried. “I-I’ll stay h-h- here and t-take care of her.

Felix: My voice is going! Alex must be stealing it!

Alex: Just a bit longer and I'll have his voice >=D

Why don’t you guys go eat dinner?” Everyone left the room except for Felix and Issac. “Say what you have to say.” Felix glared at Issac.

Jenna: [gasp] Felix and Issac are in a room... ALONE... well, Sheba's sleeping... >=D

Felix: -_-;;; You have a dirty mind.

5 months later, Sheba, Felix, Garet, Jenna and the others went back to New Vale.

Mia: They managed to rebuild Vale in 5 months flat?!

Alex: Mia-

Mia: I know. Smile and nod.

Felix finally got the guts to propose to Sheba. A week later Felix’s propose, the invitations are out to Laviero too.

Felix: This is too fast! I wouldn't have a wedding a week after the proposal! I'd make sure the engagement went well for a year or two!

Isaac: And just where is this Laviero place anyway?

Basically everyone is going to the wedding.

Jenna: Everyone. That includes Maha, Riki, Tavi, Megan, Justin, The Alhafran Mayor, King Hydros, Conservato, Navampa, Satrage and Azart, the Madran Mayor and Elder, Akafubu and his dad, and all the random NPCs walking around town!

Everyone that is, except for Ivan.

Alex: Ivan was allergic to cake.

The news had struck him dumb.

Isaac: He was really envious of mine and Felix's abilities to be mute whenever we choose... so of course, he went mute!

Master Hama says that Ivan has been crying every night, but that didn’t matter to Felix.

Felix: Aww, poor baby!

Jenna: I get the feeling Sheba's going to regret saying that line...

Felix loves Sheba truly. “No one will ever take place.”

Alex: Take place where?

Mia: Well, there's plenty of places where nobody would want to be... like within a 5 mile radius of the Alhafran Mayor?

Felix said on their wedding. Sheba was sobbing again. Felix just didn’t notice.

Isaac: Alex had stolen his hearing and sight.

Jenna: Alex, how could you?

Alex: But it's fun!

The organ started playing. The time has come. Faran took Sheba out to the church.

Felix: Wait! They weren't already there?

Jenna: Then how come Felix's seen Sheba already? Doesn't tradition say...

Isaac: Let's not even go into the fact there's no apparent religion in the games, plus no churches, so a wedding wouldn't take place in one, would it?

Felix proudly follows.

Alex: Shouldn't Felix be already there?

Mia: Nobody told him how to conduct a wedding properly.

“Felix do you take Sheba here as your wife?” The priest asks. Felix proudly says yes.

Felix: (as self in story) Actually, no, I kinda preferred the Sheba who wasn't whiny and could actually fight. This one's just a retarded carbon copy.

The priest turns to Sheba and asks her. “Sheba, do you take Felix here as your husband?”

Jenna: (as Sheba) No, silly! I'm taking him as my slave!

Sheba lowers her head and screams.

Isaac: The thought of marrying Felix is too scary.

Jenna: (as Sheba) Oh, the horror! I put my pink Barbie shoes on by accident!

“NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”

Jenna: (as Sheba) And I've just realised, I left food cooking back at the house! And I sprayed hairspray over everything to give it a nice smell! The house will be in cinders when we get back!

The whole church is filled with gasps and shock.

Alex: Sheba flash-fried them when she heard them all gasping. They were all gasping because she farted and it was just too hard to breathe.

Ivan comes running into the church.

Jenna: (as Ivan) Alright! I beat Kraden in the race! That was, like, so hard, you know!

Felix pulls out his Sol blade.

Felix: Because of course, I'm more than happy to chop up one of my friends -_-'

“You stay away from my wife you!”

Jenna: But... they aren't even married, yet!

Mia: Just smile.

Ivan takes out his sword and knocks Felix out before he even screams.

Isaac: Ivan?! Knock out Felix with one hit of his sword? [bursts out laughing]

Jenna: Wow... Felix got weak. [flicks Felix with a fingernail]

Felix: Uh...

Jenna: There's no way that Ivan could knock Felix out with one hit of the sword!

“Felix, don’t you understand?

Mia: Why is Ivan talking to Felix? He knocked him out, remember?

Sheba doesn’t love you! Remember when you jump off the top of the lighthouse? I saw it! You didn’t love her! You only want to be with here because you think she is sexy!”

Isaac: Felix thinks "Here" is hot? Wait, who's Here?

Mia: What's Here got to do with this story?

Felix: And when did I jump off a lighthouse for this Here?

A month later, Ivan and Sheba got married.

Jenna: Too fast! Stupid kids...

This time Sheba eagerly says yes. 6 weeks later, Sheba is pregnant,

Alex: That is too much information.

Mia: Only way this could get worse if if the two of us get married.

and they went to Alex and Mia’s wedding.

Alex: Um... Mia...?

Mia: Augh! Die! Kill it, kill it!

Jenna: -_-;;; The story has officially gotten worse.

Nobody knows how Mia got the guts to ask Alex, but anyways, they got married and Issac was totally disgusted, so he didn’t go to their wedding.

Isaac: I don't blame Issac. I'd be pretty horrified if Alex and Mia got married too. Mia HATES him, remember?

Mia: T_T This is so mean!

2 weeks after the water adept’s wedding, Jenna and Garet got married too,

Felix: Stop going too fast, you idiots!

Jenna: It's a wedding marathon! Get everybody married in under a year!

Alex: I wonder who's paying for all these weddings?

leaving Issac totally heartbroken.

Isaac: What, Issac loves both Jenna and Mia? That two-timing bastard!

Jenna: =O So I made the right choice by marrying Garet? Whew!

First was Issac’s crush, Mia then his true love, Jenna.

Mia: But wait, who does Isaac love?

Alex: Feizhi. She kidnapped him and replaced him with Issac and nobody cared.

Mia: But how could Isaac love his kidnapper? @_@

Jenna: Stockholm Syndrome is serious business!

A week after the fire adept’s wedding,

Felix: Only one fire adept got married?

Jenna: But what about the other Fire Adept?

Isaac: They used the brand new Change Your Element Machine™ to change their element, so they were no longer a Fire Adept!

Piers married a Lemurian girl named Nina.

Jenna: And then he realised his wife was an automatic Sue, so he committed seppuku!

Leaving only Issac and Felix unmarried.

Mia: So of course they married each other!

Alex: o_O;;;

Of course, Issac and Felix remained enemies forever,

Felix: And then Felix realised that Issac was a clone and killed him! ^o^

but to all the adepts who married, their kids are all adepts, including Piers and Trish

Jenna: Who the heck is Trish?

Mia: Don't you know? Picard is a bigamist. He also married another woman!

Jenna: That dirty lowlife! =O

because Trish is also a water adept.

Alex: And a Mary Sue.

Felix and Issac didn’t get married until they are 35 years old. And their kids aren’t adepts.

Isaac: What the heck?! What dude said that somebody needed two Adept parents to be Adepts?!

Felix: The same dude that thinks me and this 'Issac' can combine our strengths to make some brand new power called 'Oddesy' apparently.

Hey, I hope you like my first story, I put a lot of sweat in it, plz support my other stories too!

Jenna: [sniffs] That's not sweat. That's shit.

Felix: It's over...

Mia: Phew! That was atrocious!

Alex: Now I know what Caz meant about not really Lighthouseshipping...

Isaac: [whimpers and holds head]

Kyarorain: [warps in] This is the tip of the iceberg, people! I'm sure I can find a lot worse stuff out there!

Jenna: Drag me into every MST and you die.

Kyarorain: -_- Remember, it's foolish to insult the author. Very foolish. Tread carefully. Now go off and do something else!

Alex: Well, I'm thinking of stealing apostrophes.

Kyarorain: o_o Er... nice... [waves hand and Adepts vanish] Well, um, that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. LIGHTHOUSESHIPPING RULES! [skips off]

Fake Disclaimer: It's not as if she primarily MSTed this because it bashed Lighthouseshipping. Honest. Oh, and the previous was sarcasm and this is a lie. Figure that out if you can.