WHAM!

Garet: BAM!

Mia: THANK YOU SPACEMAN!

The door shut with a bang as Jenna came home, red in the face.

Ivan: Doors have feelings too... won't somebody THINK OF THE DOORS?

Sheba: Ivan.

Ivan: Was I trying too hard?

Sheba: Yes.

She started unpacking the things she'd bought and Felix, always the concerned older brother, came in, noticed her expression, and said, "Jenna! What in Weyard and Venus and Mercury and Jupiter and Mars and... and ... Luna and... and... SOL happened!"

Mia: Jenna had been travelling a lot.

Piers: And on the way she discovered Luna Sanctum.

But Jenna didn't answer and kept her furious unpacking.

Garet: Jenna has a furious unpacking?

Mia: She really didn't want to give it to Felix.

'Uh oh.' thought Felix. Suddenly, out of the blue, "Oooh that Garet!" she exclaimed, still unpacking.

Ivan: (as Jenna) He's so great in bed!

Garet: O_O

Sheba: Great. Ivan's started.

'So that's how it is!' Felix thought. 'Oh I'll get him!'

Ivan: (as Felix) With my Venus Love-Me Chain!

Sheba: Sailor Venus!Felix? o_O

outside

Garet: I only wish we WERE outside...

Felix left without telling Jenna. 'She'll be all right... I hope...'

Piers: He was a little anxious because of the giant cockroaches lurking in his house.

Mia: And they might be dangerous.

'Felix! Stop worrying yourself! She'll be fine...I hope...' 'Oh do shut up!' he told himself.

Sheba: Felix had a little problem with schizophrenia.

Felix found Garet playing with a ball of fire. He stomped up to him and ... and... and...

Ivan: (as Felix) "My name is Felix! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Sheba: And... and they made hot, sweet...

Garet: I'm right HERE.

Sheba: Brownies!

SMACK!

Piers: Is it so hardly to simply say Felix smacked Garet?

..."OWIE OWIE OW OW OW! WHAT IN MARS!WHAT IN MARS! WHAT IN-

Mia: Nougat and caramel.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Ivan: Felix is a cruel lover.

..."Ugg...What the-

Sheba: Garet didn't appreciate the spanking quite so much.

SMACK!

Ivan: (as Felix) You've been a bad, BAD boy. Now go to my room!

Garet: If you two don't stop that, I am going to burn you until there's nothing left.

..."OK OK! QUIT IT! NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IN WEYARD YOU ARE SL-

Piers: Because he loves you!

Garet: I said-

Piers: But you said it to Ivan and Sheba, not me!

Garet: ... Ugh.

SMACK!

..."..." "ouch?"..."u smacked me so much i cant feel pain..." "ouch?"

Ivan: Uh, is Garet saying all that?

Mia: I really can't tell...

"NOW TELL ME WHY YOU ANGERED MY SISTER!"

Garet: (as self in story) Because I'm suicidal, damn it!

shouted Felix.

"Wha-?"

"OR I'll SLAP YOU AGAIN!" (note: talk about actin like one of us gals eh?not that all of us slap, sum o us do punch...)

Sheba: (as author) Author notes in the middle of the fanfic are so cool!

Mia: They had never been to fanficrants.

"I didn't get her ANGRY!" shouted Garet on the last syllable, extremely angry himself.

Ivan: (as Garet) I meant to make her murderous!

Sheba: Jenna realised Garet was trying to use a broken condom and got angry.

"YES YOU DID!"

"NO I DIDNT!"

"YES YOU DID!"

"NO I DIDNT!"

"DID SO!"

"DID NOT!"

"DID SO!"

(you get it rite?)

Piers: We got it several lines ago, thank you.

"YOU"RE ACCUSING ME!"

"NO!"

"YESS!"

"NOO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

Sheba: Somehow Isaac had interrupted and got into a shouting match with Felix.

They continued on like this, arguing and talking with Garet all the while

Ivan: "They" talked with Garet?

Mia: So Garet talked with Garet?

 wondering what in Weyard he had done wrong

Piers: The culprit here is a lack of commas.

Garet: The commas! How could you neglect the commas?

and with Felix wondering how Garet could still be so friggin dense!

Ivan: (as Felix) Why can't you see my burning desire in my eyes? WHY?

So both were confused and angry and here is the insight to some of their thoughts: Garet 'Eh? What's going on here? I didn't do anything to Jenna! Well, besides "that" but he won't learn about "that" and she liked it when i did "that" so why am i about to get shredded into pieces!'

Piers: You're not meant to TELL us you'll show their thoughts.

Felix: 'Ugh! Idiot! Why can't he shut up and just say what he did so he can get what he deserves? Ow, and now my hand is numb from slapping him. AND HE'S CAUSING NO END OF TROUBLE! Gods he's hopeless...

Ivan: (as Felix) He still won't love me...

This of course just kept going (I'll leave whatever else transpired to your imagination)

Sheba: Hot sweet passionate... SEX!

Ivan: Seriously, author, stop using author notes in the middle of the fic!

and was about to turn into a fistfight when Jenna came out and...

Piers: Screamed as she was scarred at the sight of Garet and Felix's hot loving.

Mia: ... Aren't we being a little cruel to Garet?

Garet: *rocking in chair and clutching head* I want my mommy...

"WHAT IN WEYARD AND PSYNERGY AND SOL AND LUNA AND MARS AND MERCURY AND VENUS AND JUPITER AND EARTH AND URANUS AND NEPTUNE AND SATURN AND PLUTO AND... AND ... AND THE ASTEROID BELT AND GAIA ROCK AND AIRS ROCK AND MAGMA ROCK AND AQUA ROCK AND ANY OTHER FRIGGIN PLANET, THING OF POWER, GIGANTIC STONE ROCK, AND ANYTHING ELSE

Ivan: (as Jenna) Are you doing?

Sheba: (as Felix) We're having hot buttsex.

ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT!"

Ivan: They are arguing about who should top.

Sheba: (as Garet) I want to be the seme!

Ivan: (as Felix) No, I do!

Garet: AREN'T YOU FINISHED YET?

Silence.

And then they both started talking at the same time.

"Well, I was just teaching Garet here a lesson about not try-

"Well, Felix here was just trying to assassinate me and I was wond-

Piers: Don't you need to be a famous or notable person to be assassinated?

Mia: I'm not entirely sure Garet is famous or notable either...

"I TALK FIRST!"

"NO I TALK FIRST!"

" IM HER BROTHER! I TALK FIRST!"

Sheba: (as Felix) Unless I've suddenly lost my voice and can only say Yes or No.

"IM HER FRIEND AND FRIENDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT SO I SAY I TALK FIRST!"

"I TALK FIRST!"

"NO I TALK FIRST!"

"I DO!"

"NO I DO!"

"I DO!"

"NOOOOO I TALK FIRST!"

"I TALK FIRST!"

Garet: Is it really necessary to repeat everything over and over and over and over?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I TALK FIRST AND THAT'S FINAL CUZ I SAY SO!" Jenna finally screamed.

Mia: "Cuz"?

Sheba: (as Jenna) Oh no! I'm lapsing into chatspeak!

So after sorting themselves out, Jenna gave a 3 hour(or was that 5 hour? I can't remember...)

Mia: What the heck?

Piers: Remember? It's their fic! It's not like that really happened either!

lecture (partly by Kraden Oh, yeah-he jumped in for about half an hour and then ran off to talk to Isaac once more about what happened with alchemy. Once again you decide

Ivan: Alchemy turned all the non-Adepts into mutant bunnies so we had to kill them all.

although I think the world was left in peace because otherwise, Jenna, Felix, and Garet wouldn't be fighting about something so petty...right?

Piers: Can't you just decide what happens in your OWN DAMN FIC?

Mia: ... Piers?

Piers: Sorry. It is my first time...

Anyway, Jenna and Garet would just get married if alchemy turned out to be terrible to Weyard...where were we again? Oh yes Jenna's lecture... well, here it is!)

Garet: Why? Why do we have to suffer like this?

about niceness and behavior and being nice, and behaving properly, and controlling tempers and tempers and stupidity and density(Garet) and jumping to conclusions as well as overprotectiveness(Felix cuz she didn't like ALL that protectiveness)

Sheba: Because it made her worried that Felix had incestual feelings for her.

Ivan: ... Sheba. o_o

Sheba: ... Uh. Did I go too far?

all that jazz and finally (after lots of hot protests, illy aimed psynergy, and a scuffle that needed Jenna's dragon fume to stop)

Ivan: And finally some advice on using lubricant.

the problem was solved. Everything was explained-turns out Garet and Jenna had kissed and she'd come home red cuz she was blushing. And everyone was happy ... and Felix was alright with it… once he got over the shock and fainted from the thought of his sister growing up that is…(you see, Felix always thought of Jenna as his LITTLE sister so it seemed morally wrong to him to think of her as Garet's GIRLFRIEND or worse, Garet's WIFE.)

Sheba: Morally wrong to think of her as married?

Ivan: Or is there secretly a sinister reason behind it all?

Sheba: Hey. It's my joke.

Ivan: Well, you stole my Garet/Felix joke.

Sheba: So did Piers.

All in all, everything was great and they were happy and soon Jenna and Garet DID get married-on the anniversary of their first kiss(hmm, is that supposed to be weird, or is that just me?),

Piers: It's just you, being irritating and using author notes constantly in the middle of your fic.

also the anniversary of other related things like: Jenna’s longest lecture, Felix’s biggest misunderstanding, Garet’s biggest… uh, problem, Felix’s 1387th (whoops, it actually was the 2389th time! I miscounted the times...oh well...) time of overreacting to “overprotect” his sister,

Mia: How can you miscount in your OWN FANFIC?

Sheba: Geez. They are acting as if somebody else came up with all this stuff.

Ivan: Maybe the author has split personality disorder.

um… and lots of other things…(not the least of which Felix and Garet finally had a fight including psynergy in it-really! all the other times were just brute force! Don't believe me? Ask them! "It's true! now i wanna see what else Felix learned! That was Garet. Now on with the story!)

Garet: No. Please. Let it end!

It was also the time that Felix learned not to jump to conclusions, not to overprotect Jenna,

Sheba: A psychiatrist smacked his creepiness out of him.

 not to be so mean to Garet, not to make a fool of himself and overreact to the wrong thing, and also, he learned that girls (and boys) can turn red for a great deal of reasons-one thing he experienced when he thought that Kay(Garet’s sister)

Garet: Wow, I have a sister named Kay? Thanks for telling me... by the way, I am being sarcastic.

Mia: Of course you were, Garet.

need love and decided to kiss her and found the whole of Vale watching them (he was red with embarrassment and anger). So soon Felix and Garet got around quite nicely.

Ivan: Around? In the bed?

Sheba: They finally decided to alternate between seme and uke.

Well, in the end and everyone was happy and everyone thought this was a good less-

HEY WOAH! YOU GUYS!

“YOU WERE SO ACCUSING ME!”

“WAS NOT!”

“WAS TOO!”

“WAS NOT!”

“WAS TOO!”

“WAS NOT!”

Mia: What the heck now?

Author comes on, “I thought you two stopped arguing about that ages ago!”

Piers: The author is putting THEMSELF in the fic?

“WAS TOO!”

“WAS NOT!”

“WAS TOO!”

Uh…(time to finish talking. -on for everyone about overprotictiveness and arguing and Garet and Felix got along just fine)

Ivan: Please, PLEASE finish talking NOW..

“WAS NOT!”

“WAS TOO!”

well...most of the time...

Well, that’s it folks! BYE BYE!

Garet: Yay!

THUD SCRABBLE, PUNCH OW! UMMPH! OOPH! THAT’S MY FOOT! YOU FORGOT IM TRYING TO HURT YOU! WHAT! HEY! HA! OOPH! OWWW! …

Sheba: Look, author person, when you say it's the end, the fanfic is supposed to END. Get it?

(THAT’S IT! SHOWS OVER! CLOSE THE CURTAINS CLOSE THE CURTAINS! I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SEE GARET AND FELIX

Ivan: Having buttsex?

ALL FIGHTING! JUST STOP READING FOR WEYARDS SAKE! PLEASE! NOW!)

Mia: How about you just stop writing?

“OWOWWOW”

“HA!”

“HEY! HEY! NO!”

“NOW WHO’S LAUGHING!”

Piers: I'm laughing at how bad this is.

…

THE (PAINFUL) END!

Ivan: The end was a lot less painful than the fanfic, author person, so don't worry about it.

Sheba: Yeah...

Garet: ;_; I don't want to MST ever again.

Mia: I'm never MSTing with Ivan or Sheba ever again.

Piers: I can understand why...

Kyarorain: [appears] Have fun?

Everyone: NO!

Kyarorain: Too bad, I might do another MST sometime. [warps everyone away] Oh well, hope you enjoyed this!