Isaac


This parody happened when a slew of Shakespeare parodies were doing the rounds in the Golden Sun section of Fanfiction.net and of course, I hopped 
onto the bandwagon. I've reworked this thing slightly to make it better and stuff, so I hope you enjoy it.

For the record, there is none of that horrid Shakespeare gibberish, except where I copied and pasted.



					///Isaac\\\


				A GOLDEN SUN PARODY OF:


				The Shakespearan Play


					///Hamlet\\\\


	

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Disclaimer
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Camelot owns the game known as Golden Sun, and I will not get any profit whatsoever by using their unfortunate characters..

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The play "Hamlet" was written by William Shakespeare, king of gibberish, and I will gain no profit by spoofing his play either.

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The spoof known as "Isaac" is being entirely written by Kyarorain also known as Caz and she will not claim responsibility for any injuries 
caused by reading it.

	
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The Cast
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Isaac: Hamlet

Dora: Queen Gertrude

Kyle: King Hamlet/Ghost

Briggs: King Claudius

Garet: Horatio

Kraden: Polonius

Felix: Laertes

Jenna: Ophelia

Ivan: Rosencrantz

Sheba: Guildenstern (Yes, I know it's supposed to be a man, but geez, does it matter?)

Hama: Reynaldo (Polonius's... servant... yes, servant!)

Mia: Marcellus (Yes... I... know...)

Picard: Barnardo

Susa: Francisco

Alex: Fortinbras

Hsu: Norwegian Captain guy who is under Fortinbras's command...

Riki: Grave Digger #1

Tavi: Grave Digger #2

Alhafran Mayor: Osric (Come on, they are both annoying!)

Uzume: Voltemand (...)

Kushinada: Cornelius (...)

Feizhi: First Player

Saturos: Player King

Menardi: Player Queen

Karst: Lucianus (Gender reversal! =D)

Faran: Gentleman? (I'm not sure either...)

Master Poi: 'Priest' (I'm just pulling these characters off some site...)

Chaucha: Messenger

Agatio: First Sailor

Iodem: A Lord... (what's the chance I'm not going to use half these weird sounding characters? Pretty high!)