Isaac The studio is looking a mess with old halloween decorations strewn everywhere. Janitors are currently rushing around and cleaning it up. Caz: This place stinks of pumpkin! Isaac: Never mind, today we're doing the last bit. Jenna: I made a convincing zombie, didn't I? Felix: Well, we've never seen real zombies, so how can we know? Mia: Its awful! People expect zombies to have rotting flesh and be evil! How do we know that they're not really kindred spirits who just want to be properly dead rather than walking around and being shot! Ivan: .... ....... .......!!! Sheba: He said, if they got shot, they might consider it a blessing. Jenna: They would probably just go for the person who's responsible for their death. Caz: Zombies aside, lets just start -_- [Begin Play] ~*~*~ [Act 5, Scene 2] ~*~*~ [Enter Isaac and Garet] Garet: So, Isaac, what happened on the way to Contigo? Isaac: Well, one night, I was feeling restless, I could not sleep. So I sneaked down to where Ivan and Sheba lay asleep, and went in their bags. There I found two letters, arranging for my death in Contigo. Garet: What?! Bollocks! Did the King do that? Isaac: Yeah. So, I wrote up a brand new letter, I sealed it with my dad's signet which I had in my pocket, the model of the Valean seal so that it was believeable! Then the next day I found the pirates, whom I mentioned in the letter. Garet: Wow, Isaac, you're so clever! And you switched Ivan and Sheba's letter with yours? Isaac: Of course. And with any luck, Ivan and Sheba will be punished. I don't expect them to get executed since Contigo IS Ivan's hometown. Garet: The King... the king is to blame for all this? Isaac: T_T *nods* Well, duh. Garet: ... so, now what? Isaac: I don't know... I could be killed by Briggs because I know of what he did, or I could be killed by Felix because of what happened to Jenna, or I could be killed by Jenna's zombie self because I told her to go to a nunnery. Garet: Isaac, you have way too many enemies. Isaac: I know ._.; Garet: Not mentioning the thieves from Vault, the Colosso warriors... Isaac: ._.;;;;;; And Saturos, Menardi, Agatio and Karst... Garet: Isaac, you should just go to Tundaria or something and hide there. Isaac: No thanks, I'd die there. Garet: You might die here, in Vale. Isaac: ... Thats the problem. [Enter Alhafran Mayor] Alhafran Mayor: This is preposterous! Isaac/Garet: ??? Alhafran Mayor: Stale pumpkin juice on my own robes! Had I stayed in my own home, this would not have happened! Isaac: AHEM... Alhafran Mayor: Who are you to disrupt my tirade? Garet: Why are you here? AM: Because I have been forced to go along with this excuse for something you might call a script! This is an abomination! Isaac: -_-' So... anything important to say? AM: I HATE BRIGGS! He was a pirate and I thought he was nice and he stole my ship! Garet: YOU tried to steal the ship. Isaac: Garet, be quiet. AM: Preposterous! Impossible! Unbelieveable! Isaac: Yeah, I know, it's that hard for Garet to be quiet. Garet: HEY! AM: I have come to tell you that the King wants you and Felix to duel! A duel by swords naturally. Isaac: Fine. Garet: !!! What?! AM: Do you not understand? The King has waged a bet- six horses against six swords or something to that effect. Isaac: *exaggerated sigh* And who's the King betting on? AM: You, I think... preposterous... Isaac: T_T You wound me, you fat, pompous- Garet: Isaac! Isaac: To say that I'm weak... that takes a lot of guts! Garet: -_-;;; Yeah... stinky mayor... AM: I am standing right here, shame on you for calling me fat, pompous and stinky! Isaac: Oh, shut up. Garet: Isaac, will you go and duel Felix? Isaac: Sure, if the King wants me to. Garet: o_O;;; Isaac... the KING wants you to... Isaac: Oh come on, what can he possibly do? Garet: ._.;;; But... Isaac: Relax, I'll be fine! I beat Satrage, Azart AND Navampa in Colosso =D How much tougher can Felix really be? Garet: o_O;;;;;;; But you might lose! T_T Isaac: Nah, I won't lose! ^_^ Don't worry, Garet! Garet: T____T;;;;;; Isaac: Come on, lets go! (Quick scene change as Isaac and Garet and AM go to wherever the duel takes place) [Enter Dora, Felix, Briggs and a bunch of other people, with a table and a flagon of some drink on the table, oh and the chalice] Briggs: Come, Isaac, and hold my hand. Isaac: o_O;;; No... Briggs: Felix, Isaac, just take my hands! Geez... Felix: -_- Fine. Isaac: -_- Ok... Dora: I don't see why my son has to be involved in such a risky sounding duel... be careful, Isaac! Garet: If Isaac isn't careful, I'm going to punch him! Isaac: o.O' (to Felix) Felix, I am really sorry for everything and I really do regret it all. I do hope you could... uh, even forgive me a little? Felix: ............................. Isaac: ... ? Felix: ............................. Alright, but you're not completely forgiven. I'll just be careful, and, uh, try not to... kill you or anything. Isaac: Ok... o_O;;; Felix: We shall fight fairly, ok? Isaac: Ok... my Gaia Blade against your... Felix: Sol Blade ^^ Isaac: ... (damn it!) Briggs: Finished? I'm getting hand cramps. Isaac/Felix: *let go* Briggs: Thank you. *walks back to audience* [Felix and Isaac draw their blades and stand facing each other] (From Audience) Ivan: !!! Sheba: Go, Felix! Jenna: ....;;;;;;;; Garet: ............. I don't know who to cheer on... Jenna: Just cheer on both of them. FELIX! ISAAC! You can do it! Garet: ........;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Ok, fine. I'll just be quiet. Mia: Go for it, Isaac! Feizhi: I love you, Isaac!!! Piers: Do your best, Felix! =D Caz: GO, FE- Oops, hehehehe ^^;;;; (Back to the duel) Isaac: ¬_¬' I guess we're pretty much equal. Felix: Yeah. Just wait until your fangirls and the PGBHVA arrive. Isaac: P...G...B...H...V...A? Felix: Psychotic Groupies of a Brown Haired Venus Adept. Theres one sitting over there *points at Caz* Isaac: o_o;;; Um, lets just begin... Briggs: Wait! *walks over to table and picks up chalice which he pours apple juice into from the flagon* If Isaac is tiring during the battle, he may drink, or someone may drink to his health ^_^ Felix: o_O;;; Im never going to look at apple juice in the same way again T_T;;; Isaac: You're a Venus Adept, you should like it. Felix: I don't care... Isaac: Fine, be like that. Come on then! Felix: Fine! [Felix and Isaac begin to fight, Sol Blade versus Gaia Blade] Isaac: No unleashing! Felix: Same for you! Isaac: Hey, nearly got a hit! Felix: Keep trying, you'll never get a hit! Isaac: Oh yeah? AM: Hit! Isaac/Felix: .............;;;;;;;; Isaac: Who hit whom? Felix: No clue. Dora: Isaac, you must be tired! Isaac: Already? o_O Dora: *picks up the chalice and walks over to Isaac* Drink it, you look hot. Felix: No, don't- *cough* I mean... oh crap... Isaac: >_>;;; No thanks, Mom! ^^; Im fine! Dora: I will! ^_^ Briggs: No! Don't drink! Dora: Oh, be quiet, who are you to tell me what to do? *drinks* Briggs: Too late... Isaac: I still won't drink. Felix: ._.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Shiiiiiit... Dora: Fine, be like that! *sits down again* Isaac: ...;;; [Isaac and Felix continue duelling] Felix: Holy shit on a freaking pogo stick! Isaac: Felix, stop cursing like that... Felix: But... Isaac: If you keep going on, people are going to think you've been hit, and the PGBHVA might get me! Felix: Let them come then. Isaac: ;o; How could you say that?! It's not fair! You're using a much stronger blade than mine! Felix: Oh... oops. Isaac: v_V; Switch? Felix: No, I have a better idea. Lets go and get some standard blades. Isaac: Alright. [Isaac and Felix go to choose some blades, put Sol Blade and Gaia blades down, and take equal light blades. Felix's is stained with apple juice] Isaac: Geez, Felix, staining your sword with apple juice doesn't make you better! Felix: Oh, be quiet! -_-+++ *accidentally pricks Isaac with sword* Oops. Isaac: OW! That (BLEEP)ing HURT! [Isaac and Felix scuffle, and accidentally change rapiers and then Isaac 'accidentally' pricks Felix] Felix: Ow! PGBHVA: DIE, ISAAC! Isaac groupies: DIE, FELIX! Isaac/Felix: Uh, oh! PGBHVA: What do you mean, 'die Felix'?! Isaac groupies: What do you mean, 'die Isaac'?! [While Isaac groupies and PGBHVA get into violent scuffle with each other, everybody else continues with the play. Isaac and Felix are still fighting] Briggs: Part them, they are in most violent moods all of a sudden. Garet: Must be the apple juice. AM: Look, that woman has gone pale. Garet: Hey, Isaac and Felix both been hit! Felix: Aw man... I've been hit with my own medicine... Isaac: What? ... Mom! *rushes to Dora* What's wrong? Felix: FUCK!!! Jenna: Stop swearing, Felix! Felix: Why?! Dora: Isaac... the drink... don't... drink! I'm poisoned! *'dies'* Isaac: Treachery, villainy! Where is it? Felix: ........;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Sorry... ._.;;;; Isaac: Huh? Felix: Isaac, we're both slain! Isaac: Shit... you're kidding, right? Felix: Alas, the apple juice was most vile and poisonous! Nothing can save us! You, me, your mother, we're all poisoned, and we'll all die! Well, excepting your mother who's already 'dead'... Kraden: And me! I'm not dead either! Garet: Shame, that. Kraden: Why, you young pup, I oughtta... Jenna: They 'killed' each other o_O; Weird that... Mia: Oh, Isaac! T_T Feizhi: Isaac, don't leave me! Ivan: T_T; Sheba: Felix! Felix: It's the King. The King is to blame T_____T Not me. Isaac: *looks at blade* The point envenomed with apple juice then? Then venom, to your work! *rushes up and stabs Briggs, although not too hard, just a scratch* All: TREASON, TREASON! Isaac: What?! o_O;;; You traitors! Garet: Huh? But it was scripted... Briggs: Oh defend me, I'm hurt- Isaac: You murderous, incestuous- Briggs: Where's the incest? Isaac: Don't interrupt me, darnit!!! -_-+++ I can't help it if Shakespeare's definition of incest is slightly wonky! ... darned... pirate! Oh, and drink some apple juice too. Briggs: I don't like apple juice!!! *'dies'* Felix: Rightly served, he is... exchange forgiveness with me, Isaac, the tragic deaths of me and Jenna come not upon you. I swear to it. Isaac: Alright. Felix: Nor yours on me. Isaac: Okay. Felix: Good. *'dies'* Jenna: I hate it when he does that ;P PGBHVA: FELIX!!! T_T Garet: Isaac!!! *rushes to him* Isaac...? Isaac: Alas, alack, I am dead, Garet... nevermore will I say cheese... who could have thought that apple juice could be the cause of so much tragedy? It is a shame, my friend, a real shame. Garet: No, Isaac! Wait, there's some apple juice left, see? Isaac: No, Garet, do not. There's enough tragedy without you joining in. *takes the cup and splashes the apple juice on the floor* And no licking the floor. Garet: Okay... Isaac: If you... ever... did hold me dear... then... tell my story... if people wish to... hear it. Garet: Alright, Isaac, I'll do that. (Noise) Garet: What was that noise? AM: It is young Alex, coming from Imil I think. Oh, and ambassadors from Contigo. Isaac: Oh, Garet, I shall die. The poison quite dampens my spirit. I cannot live to hear news from Contigo. If Alex wants to rule Vale... fine, let him, he has my dying voice. Garet: Why can't I?! Isaac: ...;;; O... woe is me... *'dies'* Isaac Groupies: NO! ISAAC! Mia: Isaac-chan!!! ToT Feizhi: Nooooooooooo! Not my Isaac!!! Garet: A noble heart has cracked... how are hearts noble? Goodnight, Isaac... why do I hear drums? [Enter Alex and a Contigan Ambassador with a drum] Garet: ...;;; I didn't think drums were your style. Alex: Silence! What carnage is this? Garet: I...I... it was apple juice... Alex: Interesting how you're standing there at the crime scene next to a body. Garet: Hey! The audience could be to blame too! Contigo Ambassador: What a shame, we were too late to tell the prince that Ivan and Sheba got to Contigo safely. Where should we get our thanks? Garet: Obviously not from his mouth. I beseech you, put these bodies on a stage and let me tell the story! Alex: Wouldn't it be more prudent to BURY the bodies? Garet: Huh... Alex: Fine, tell your story. I shall rule Vale! =D Garet: *scowls* Uh, cheese! =D Isaac: *kicks Garet* Thats my line! Garet: o_O;;; [Exeunt] [End of the Play] ~*~*~ End of Isaac ~*~*~ Caz: Whew... finally over... Isaac: I still smell stale pumpkin juice. Caz: -_- Well, we'll move to a new studio if I do another parody! =D Felix: I never want to smell another pumpkin... Jenna: Pumpkins are good for throwing at peoples heads =D Garet: Really? Jenna: Yeah. Shame I forgot to try it out last night =\ Mia: I got loads of candy last night =D I just batted my eyelashes and said 'Trick or treat?' in such an adorable voice, they couldn't resist my charm! Piers: So, the thing about you having two huge bags of candy wasn't a rumour? Mia: THREE! Ivan: ...;;; Sheba: Goodness... Hama: Hey, could you unmute Ivan now? Caz: Oh, okay. *zaps Ivan* Ivan: YES!!! OH SWEET VOICE, I HEAR YOU ONCE MORE!!! Caz: So, did you go trick or treating? Ivan: Yeah, I went with Hama and Feizhi. They had to say trick or treat, because I couldn't. Caz: I see... Alex: I didn't. I had to look after my hair because it got pumpkin juice in it. Caz: ._.;;;