Isaac The studio is looking very dark and scary with lanterns, pumpkins and stuff everywhere. Caz: What the?! Gorilla: Heh heh heh... Happy Halloween... Caz: Garet, you can take that costume off. The play does not require halloween costumes! Jenna: But since you're writing this chapter on Halloween, can we give the play a witchy theme? Caz: ....... try your best...... o_O Ivan: !!! ^_______^ Mia: What a pity none of us girls have dark hair... then we could flip it over our face and be Samara ^_^ Caz: o_O Samara's not in the play! Jenna: Felix's got dark hair! =D Felix: It's not long enough! No, really, it isn't! It just looks long... leave my hair alone! Sheba: Oh, pleeeeeease! Hama: *cackles and floats around* Whirlwind has its uses! Caz: -_- Let the play begin... - What?! Isaac: *rushes in* HELP! Samara's chasing me! Caz: ??? o_O;;; *sees Feizhi following, wearing black wig over face* Feizhi: SEVEN DAYS, ISAAC! Thats all I ask! Caz: -_-' FEIZHI! Feizhi: *trips and falls into a pumpkin* Ow! Isaac: *trembles and hides behind Garet* Help me... Caz: -_______________________- Now- Alex: NOOOOOO! Caz: Now what? Alex: M-mia threw pumpkin juice at me and its in my h-hair! *bursts into tears* Caz: -_-++++ PLAY BEGIN NOW!!! [Begin Play] ~*~*~ Act 4, Scene 6 ~*~*~ [Enter Garet and some random person] Garet: Say what you've got to say and make it quick! *bares plastic store bought fangs* I need food! Caz: Oh brother... Some random person: Sailors have come, sir, with letters for you! Garet: Let them come in, I was hoping for dinner guests. [Enter Agatio, a sailor] Garet: On second thoughts, dinner can wait... Agatio: Here comes a letter to you, Sir, from the Ambassadors who were headed to Contigo. If your name is Garet, then I am to read it to you. Garet: I think you should just GIVE it *bares teeth* Agatio: Uh-uh-uh... *whimpers, drops letter and runs* [Exit Agatio] Garet: *picks up letter* Hi, Garet! You'll never guess what! Briggs actually wanted to have me killed in Contigo, but I jumped ship and found some seafaring pirates who took me to safety! First, we bewitched the ship Ivan and Sheba were on and it sank. I've enclosed some letters for Briggs. Hear me, Garet? DON'T READ THE LETTERS. GIVE THEM TO BRIGGS. OR DIE. OK? If I find you read them... Garet: Hmm... a bloodstain follows. Is that a threat? Signed... yours sincerely, Isaac. [Enter Agatio] Agatio: Uh-uh-um, I've also got th-the letters for B-briggs... Garet: Alright, come on, lets go and find Briggs. [Exeunt] [Act 4, Scene 7] [Enter Briggs and Felix-] Felix: Felix and Briggs. [Did you argue with me?!] Felix: I'm more important, so there. [You impertinent...] Caz: AHEM! Whoever controls the caption, just do what Felix says! [Fine. Enter FELIX and BRIGGS. Happy?] Felix: Muchly so ^_^ Briggs: *whimper* Felix, I fear very much that the one who slew Kraden, he wishes to slay me too. Felix: (No surprise there then.) Briggs: Excuse me? Felix: Um, so what if he wants to kill you? Why didn't you sort him out? Briggs: *shudder* Can you imagine what his mother would do to me? And he's popular... in other words, I'd be beaten senseless and possibly even executed by rabid Isaac fangirls! Fangirls: ISAAC! ISAAC! ISAAC! Felix: I see what you mean... Briggs: Well, we're just going to have to think of something if needs be... [Enter Chaucha] Chaucha: BRIGGS! =D Briggs: Whatever happened to 'Briggsy'? Chaucha: Briggsy-poo! *glomps Briggs* Felix: Excuse me while I vomit... ¬_¬' Chaucha: Oh! You'll never guess what! Briggs: What is it? Chaucha: You... you've got a LETTER! From the noble Prince Isaac! So has Queen Dora! =D Briggs: That's nice... um, could I see? Chaucha: Here you go! ^_^ *hands over the letters* Briggs: Thanks. Um, could I read these in private please? Chaucha: ¬_¬ You may only read your own letter! *snatches away the letter for Dora and gives it to Felix* Give that to Dora for me. ^_^ Felix: Okay. Briggs: T_______T Chaucha: See you later, Briggsy-poo! [Exit Chaucha] Briggs: T_T Felix: Ahem... what does Isaac's letter to you say? Briggs: Oh! It says... Dear Briggs, I am set naked on your kingdom... Felix: He's WHAT?! o_O; Briggs: o_o;;;;;;;;;; I hope he doesn't mean that literally... Tomorrow I'll beg leave to see your Pirately eyes- I AM NOT A PIRATE!!! Felix: Please. Continue. Briggs: That Isaac... Thus, I shall recount whatever I feel like telling you, including my strange return. By the way, HAPPY HALLOWEEN... and be careful. The ghost of Kraden might be lurking. Isaac Felix: Th-the ghost of... what?! Ghosts do not exist. Briggs: Wh-what should we do? Felix: Call Ghostbusters? \:, Briggs: Apart from that! I mean about Isaac returning! Felix: Let him come. I want to... how do you put it, recompense for what he did to my sister... Briggs: o.o;;; Okay ^^;;;; Lets kill him and make like it was an accident! =D Felix: (sarcastically) You really do have brains coming out your ears sometimes. Briggs: Hey! How would you kill him, to compensate for it? Felix: What about the Isaac fangirls? Briggs: Your fangirls will defend you! Caz: Me included ^_^ Felix: Fine. Ill just use a sword. I always do. Briggs: o.O Ok. Felix: And guess what? A major plot device, something people throw in just for the heck of it, arises! You wouldn't expect me to carry poison around when I didn't need it, would you? Briggs: Maybe not, no. Felix: Well, I am! ^_^ *holds up vial of poison* Me and Isaac can duel and I can use poison! =D Briggs: Th-that's not REAL poison is it? Felix: No, its only apple juice pretending to be poison =D Briggs: Oh. Okay then. I'd hate to think you carried around poison... Felix: We do have poisonous Djinn, and the occasional weapon with poisonous unleashes ^_^ Briggs: o_o;;; Remind me never to fight you again! Oh, and in case it doesn't work by sword, Ill prepare a Chalice with a drink in it, and we can put the apple juice... poison in the drink =D Felix: ............;;;;;;;;;;;; G-good idea... [Enter Dora] Dora: Oh! Woe is me! *weeps* Briggs: o_o;;; Shes a very scary woman. Felix: You don't know the half of it. Dora: I... kind of did something bad... Felix: o.O Huh? Dora: Um... yeah... here, have some Valium, Felix. Briggs: Eh? Felix: *takes Valium* o_o Dora: Oh, guess what, Jenna just drowned! Felix: Drowned?! Dora: It happened like this... I was walking by the river... and I saw Jenna... singing some stupid song about marshmallow rabbits or whatever. She was committing a heinous crime of burning flowers by the riverside, and I felt sorry for the poor flowers. And after she'd scorned my own dear son! I saw red, and pushed her in the river! She came out and shouted something about seven days at me, so I pushed her back in and she didn't come out! Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dora: Valium doesn't work fast enough... ._. Briggs: What's that sound? It sounds like squelching and stomping! Dora: Oh, woe, it's her zombie! Felix: That's it! Isaac's dead! >=| Leave me alone, I want to stew for a bit! [Exit Felix] Briggs: *whimpers* The zombie isn't coming this way, is it? Honestly, I was hoping he wouldn't get too mad- Dora: Are you stupid or something?! She's his SISTER, of course he's mad now! Briggs: And its your fault for pushing her in the river! Dora: Oh... Briggs: Come, lets follow... [Exeunt] [Act 5, Scene 1] [Enter Riki and Tavi, digging holes in the ground] Riki: We're digging graves! =D Tavi: Holes! Riki: Graves! Tavi: Holes! Riki: ...... and we're digging a new one for a woman who just died! Tavi: If she's dead, why is she walking around the castle making squishing, stomping noises? Riki: I don't know. [Enter Isaac and Garet, far-off] Isaac: I have bad vibes... Garet: Oh? Isaac: I have a bad feeling that a Venus Adept is out for my blood. Garet: Correction, there IS a Venus Adept out for your blood. Isaac: *gulps* That's very scary. *stumbles and falls over* Ack! Garet: I... Isaac... it's... a... skull... Isaac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! *kicks the skull far off* Garet: Isaac! That was disrespectful! Riki: Hey, Tavi? Tavi: Huh? Riki: It says to sing in the script, lets do it! Riki & Tavi: (singing) Throw out the earth! Dig the hole/grave! That's what living is for! Smiling skulls and boring bones, We're dirty as dirty can be, We like to play with the dead! Down here, we're never alone! Six feet under, it's a party! On the night of Halloween, The ghosts come forth, And they laugh and drink and eat, And we sing and dance along with them! Newcomers, welcome, to the party! We do hope you'll stay! Isaac: Party? I see no party. Tavi: Actually it hasn't started yet... Isaac: Why do you sing, when your job demands respect? Garet: Hey! You're the one who kicked a skull! Isaac: It tripped me up! Riki: The skulls... are... alive... Isaac: Shut up! Garet: I guess they're just 'used' to it by now or something. Isaac: Anyway, who are you digging a grave for? What man? Mia: >=| Why a MAN, Isaac? Isaac: o_O; Riki: We dig it for no man. Isaac: What woman then?! Tavi: Nor a woman either. Isaac: .......... Oh, I see, you're digging a grave for a hermaphrodite?! Riki: Well, it WAS a woman... Tavi: Rest her soul, she's dead though. Garet: Well, duh, you don't dig graves for living people! Riki: Would you like to be the first? ^_^ Garet: No thanks ^^; Isaac: These people are crazy... when's the funeral? Tavi: Right now ^_^ [Enter Briggs, Dora, Felix and a certain Coffin, as well as Master Poi acting as the Priest] Isaac: So here comes the funeral procession... who is it to be buried then? And Felix's there too? Garet: I told you he was back. Poi: Blah blah blah... today we shall bury a poor murdered soul pushed into a river by the Queen who saw red... blahblahblah... Felix: Well, bury her then. Alas, poor sister... Isaac: JENNA?! Garet: No... Jenna... Dora: Oh, sweet Jenna, I'd hoped she would marry my Isaac, but alas she scorned him and thus it led to my immense fury... Isaac: *steps forwards* C-can I... speak? Felix: >=| YOU! Isaac: S-sorry... Felix: *rushes at Isaac and they both fall into the grave* Garet: O_o;;; Dora: Dearie me, boys need to be more careful... Isaac/Felix: AUGH!!!!! THERE'S BONES IN HERE! [Isaac and Felix jump out, Isaac resuming his former position in front of the grave and Felix stepping back to glare evilly at him] Isaac: *shudder* I-i-i... Briggs: *screams* Dora: Silence! Briggs: Sh-she... Felix: >_> Thats it! ^_^ Jenna: *sits up* Isaac: Wh-what?! Garet: Oh heavens! The sweet Jenna, reduced to a mere zombie! Alas, alack! *clutches his heart and falls backward, landing in the grave* AAAAAAH! *clambers out and crawls away, looking frightened* Jenna: *slides off the coffin and staggers towards Isaac with hair over face* Isaac: J-Jenna... I... I'm sorry! Jenna: *wheezes* Seven SECONDS... to live! Isaac: o_O;;; One... Dora: Oh, my dear Isaac! Isaac: Two... Jenna: *snarls* Briggs: *trembles* This is scary. Isaac: Three... *hesitantly steps backwards* Dora: Call off the corpse! Do something! Isaac: F-four... Poi: Unfortunately, I don't work in exorcising zombies or chastising corpses. Isaac: Five... Garet: It's like a horror movie! Isaac: Six... T_T Felix: You deserve it. Isaac: Se... ven... Jenna: *howls and lunges at Isaac and they fall into the grave* Felix: No! Not the grave! There's bones in there! *rushes to peer in grave* Isaac: Help! *casts Quake Sphere for no particular reason* Felix: *falls in* SAVE ME! Isaac: *hides behind Felix* Don't let Jenna get me! Jenna: Your seven seconds is up! DIE! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Felix: *hurriedly scrambles out of way and pulls himself out of grave* Isaac: *whimpers* I'm too young to DIIIIIIIE! Jenna, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean any of it! I was only acting mad to throw Briggs off my scent! Really! Jenna: O RLY? Isaac: YA RLY! T_T Jenna: YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO A NUNNERY! Isaac: Not this again! *pulls himself out of grave and tries to seek cover with Jenna in pursuit* HELP! *somehow, Isaac escapes* [Exit Isaac] Jenna: Huh. *staggers back to coffin and lies down in it and snores fakely* Felix: You're supposed to be DEAD, not ASLEEP -_-;;; Briggs: Come, let us go, this has been scary enough... Garet, go to Isaac and see how he is. Garet: Fine. [Exeunt] [End of Act 5, Scene 1] ~*~*~ End Play ~*~*~ Jenna: RRAAAAAGH! Mia: That's not very convincing. Jenna: Whatever. Isaac: *holds up Goody Bag* Trick or treat? =D Garet: Yeah! Lets go trick or treating! The Adepts rush off to go trick or treating. Caz: ... They're really in the Halloween spirit, huh? ???: BOO! Caz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off* Alex: Only me o.o;;;