Isaac The studio is somewhat quiet, for Ivan has been muted, Sheba is quietly lamenting the fact their characters are now 'dead', Felix, Jenna, Isaac and Garet are standing in a group in a corner whispering to each other, Alex is grooming his hair and mumbling something along the lines of death threats to Hsu. Mia is polishing her mace again and Piers is reading. Caz: Quiet for once in here... Ivan: !!!!!!!!!! Caz: No, I am not unmuting you! Hama: Why, what has he done? Caz: Talked too much. Ivan: =\ T_T Sheba: T_T No more scenes for me and Ivan. Caz: *notices plotting Valeans* HEY! What are you up to?! Felix: Nothing ^_^' Isaac: Seriously, nothing. Jenna: Just ignore us! Garet: We weren't plotting, honest- ow! Jenna: Good going, moron, you practically gave it away! Caz: ¬_¬ If I find out you are plotting evil, then there will be... TROUBLE. Valean Adepts: *shuddering* Caz: Now, let the play... begin -_- [Begin Play] ~*~*~ [Act 4, Scene 5] ~*~*~ [Enter Dora and Garet] Dora: NO! Go away, pest boy, I refuse to talk to her! Garet: But why?! Dora: She rejected my Isaac, and I had such high hopes for the two of them! Garet: B-but Jenna's mine... at least, just talk to her! Dora: NO! Which part of NO do you not understand, the N or the O? Garet: Isn't there supposed to be an E on the end? Dora: *falls over* Garet: What did I say? Dora: Begone, foul roof destroyer! Garet: Jenna is going mad, please just give her sympathy... =\ Dora: Alright... FINE [Enter Jenna, wearing green and orange clothes] Jenna: This isn't my idea of a wardrobe! But I suppose if I'm insane, I've got to act it. Where is the queen of Vale? Garet: Vale has no queen. Jenna: *death glares at Garet* And the blue monkeys told you that? Garet: Blue monkeys? Jenna: -_-' Dora: Greetings. Jenna: I want you to listen to a song :D Dora: Um... fire away... Jenna: *clears throat* This is my song. ~ His hair was white as flaxen snow, He was always talking on the go. Now he is dead and gone, Jubilate, he is dead and gone! ~ Dora: Um... nice. Jenna: You think? =D Garet: I love... your voice... [Enter Briggs] Dora: And we were having such a good time too *glares* Garet: Yeah, he ruined it again! Jenna: You... pirate! Briggs: I am no pirate! T_T And I can't help it if I was scripted to enter. Actually, we haven't been paying attention to it, have we? How do you do, Jenna? Jenna: I was alright, until a pirate appeared out of nowhere! ~ Hey, Macaroni Blue, Macaroni Blue, Say you'll be mine, Macaroni Blue! Green enchilada, hey! Hey! Red bellpepper, dance we may! But he'll always be mine... Macaroni Blue is just fine! ~ Garet: o_O; Macaroni Blue?! >_>; Jenna: Yeah... *peers at script* and the owl... was a bakers daughter? What the heck?! Garet: I can bake ^o^ Jenna: So can I. *looks at rest of script* Hey, interesting song... Dora: Won't that... Jenna: >=) ~ Tomorrow is St. Valentines day, all in the morning betime, And I a Maid at your Window, to be your Valentine. Then up he rose, & donned his clothes, & dupt the chamber dore, Let in the Maid, that out a Maid, never departed more. ~ Jenna: *looks hopefully at Felix* Felix: ??? What was that about? Jenna: AUGH! *collapses and mutters something which sounds like 'so much for overprotective big brothers'* Garet: Huh? Jenna: v_v;;; Never mind... Dora: Jenna, you didn't mean it, did you? Jenna: #O_O# N-no... Mia: If Isaac did more than canoodle with Jenna... T_____T THEN I'LL BE SAD! Feizhi: Me too! ISAAC'S MINE! *glares demonically at Mia and Jenna* Mia/Jenna: o_O;;;;;;;; Jenna: It was in the script, alright!? I just thought that Felix might beat Isaac up- oops.... I mean, give him a talk or something. Yeah... heheheh ^^;;;; Felix: o_o;;; Feizhi: Leave my Isaac alone! Mia: ... *tightens grip on mace* Piers: Mia, don't, there's no point in- ulllp... u-unecessary... b-bloodshed? Jenna: ... ~ By gis, and by St Charity, Alack, and fie for shame: Young men wil do it, if they come to it, By Cock they are too blame. Quoth she before you tumbled me, You promised me to Wed: So would I ha done by yonder Sun, And thou hadst not come to my bed. ~ Garet: Jenna, your singing is sweeter than that of a nightingale... Jenna: How would you know, you've never heard a nightingale before, have you? Garet: Well... Felix: Do you realise one of the lines in that song said 'By Cock-' Caz: Felix, DON'T! Are you trying to make this NC-17?! Felix: o_o;;; No, I was just wondering... Hama: It may mean cock crow... morning, when the cockerel crows. Felix: Oh... o_o Briggs: How long has Jenna been in this way? Dora: I don't know, I've been avoiding her of late for rejecting my dear son! Garet: Oh, geez... well, she may have drank something funny at the party to celebrate Kraden's death or flipped because Isaac kept telling her to go to a nunnery. Jenna: DON'T SAY NUNNERY!!!!!! *lunges at Garet* Garet: *dodges* Help! Jenna: Trust me, my brother will soon learn... of all this! *leaves* [Exit Jenna] Garet: o_O; Well, I hope for Isaac's sake, he doesn't come back if Felix does... Dora: But Felix is a nice boy, I'm sure he wouldn't hurt Isaac... ^_^ R-right? Briggs: Ah, he's probably lounging in jail because Kraden told Hama to tell some random mayor Felix called him a moron or something. I wouldn't worry too much about him returning... (Noise Within) Dora: What was that? Garet: Was it a duck quacking? Dora: There are no ducks here, Garet. Garet: T_T But I like ducks! [Enter a Messenger... aka Chaucha] Chaucha: BRIGGSY!!! =D Briggs: Chaucha! Briggs and Chaucha rush to embrace each other and spend the next few minutes in their romantic bliss... whats new? At the risk of making people throw up, we'll fast forward a few more minutes... A few minutes later... Caz: CHAUCHA! Youre supposed to be the messenger! Say something! Chaucha: Oh, Briggsy, I love you! Briggs: Please, Chaucha, stop calling me Briggsy. Chaucha: No, Briggsy! I want to be with you forever! Garet: Um, isn't the messenger supposed to say something? Chaucha: *deep breath* FelixiscomingandeverybodyispanickingbecauseFelixiscomingandtheyhaventpreparedforhisreturn! *kisses Briggs again* Garet: Felix... is... coming... and... everybody's panicking! Dora: A riot, just because Felix is coming? Oh no, we aren't prepared... it would have been nice to give him a welcome back party, but I suppose we didn't know. Garet: Maybe he came to join the celebration of Kraden's death? Dora: He missed the party though. Garet: Oh nuts... he won't be happy... and when Jenna tells him everything... HE'LL BE WORSE! *screams and runs for cover* Dora: o_O You're a weird boy, Garet. People outside: FELIX SHALL BE KING! FELIX SHALL BE KING! Dora: >_>; Wait! I'm still the Queen! How can Felix be king? Caz: Outside, where Felix is! [Outside, where Felix is...] Caz: STOP REPEATING ME, CAPTION! [Enter Felix, walking into Vale] Caz: F-Felix! Felix: What? Caz: Couldn't you have been all dramatic like and rode on a horse? Felix: o_O Well, if you want me to that badly... *turns and leaves* [Exit Felix for the moment...] Caz: With any luck, he'll be back tomorrow... *sits down and starts doing her nails* Mia: Men... *sits and reads a magazine* Isaac: I resent that! Mia: AWW, ISAAC! *throws magazine aside and glomps him* Isaac: Mia... ^_^' Feizhi: Isaac is mine! Mia: *releases Isaac* Yeah? Feizhi: Yeah! Mia: *fists glow blue* I, Mia, of the Imilian Mercury Clan, challenge you! Feizhi: I, Feizhi, Karate Expert from Xian, accept the challenge! Isaac: Oh crud... all this over me? Jenna: o_O; Ill stay out of it. Garet: You do that ^o^ Jenna: >_>' Shut up, Garet -_- Mia and Feizhi lunge at each other and ensue in a classic dustcloud fight with fists flying. Eventually, they stop and fall over backwards, exhausted from the fight. Piers: Well, two good things about that fight. Jenna: Huh? Piers: One, they didn't kill each other, Two, Mia didn't use her mace. Caz: I hear a moo... what the heck? [Enter Felix, riding on a cow] Caz: Felix! Where did you get that cow? Felix: It's the cow I gave the red scarf to. Caz: I told you to get a HORSE! Felix: I couldn't find one! Caz: You should have gone to Kalay... never mind, I'll sort it... SCARY AUTHOR POWER! *points finger* Felix: *screams and covers his head, crouching down on the... horse?* Horse: NEIIIIIIIIIIGH! *goes berserk and cavorts all over the place* Felix: HELP! Its got Mad Horse Disease! Piers: It's Mad Cow Disease! Felix: It's a horse, not a cow! Horse: *hears what Felix said and gets even worse* NEEEEIIIIIGH! Jenna: Do something! Caz: Um... *zaps the horse back into a cow* Cow: Mooooo... *collapses* Felix: ... Phew... Piers: What's wrong, why isn't it getting up? Sheba: I'll sort it out! *rushes over to the cow and reads its mind* Oh no... Felix: The cow will be alright, won't it? Sheba: It's had a nervous breakdown, so we'd better moo-ve it to a quiet place until it recovers. Caz: I should mute you too for that bad pun! Sheba: Cow do you do that anyway? Caz: AUGH! Sheba: You alright? Shall I milk it better? Caz: *starts walking towards Sheba, looking demonic* Sheba: Um... got milk? Caz: *points finger dramatically at Sheba* Sheba: Come on, I'm only bull-ing your leg! Caz fires at Sheba, Sheba dodges ("You look a bit udder the weather!") and the cow is hit. Rather than be muted, it turns into... a... Felix: (staring at it) It looks like half horse, half cow. Caz: Oops. Piers: We could call it a corse. Isaac: Or a how. Caz: I like corse! Felix: *pats the... corse* Sorry, looks like you'll have to be a freak for a while. Corse: Noo! ... Meigh?! Caz: Back inside the castle! [Back inside the castle where Briggs, Chaucha, Dora and the hiding Garet are] [Enter Felix, breaking down some doors with Odyssey] Briggs: He broke the doors! Chaucha: Were they expensive? Briggs: Well... no... Felix: Greetings, I heard that Kraden is dead. Am I too late for the celebration? =\ Dora: I'm afraid you missed the party. Felix: NO! T_T How did Kraden die? Dora: Isaac thought Kraden was a Mars Adept and stabbed him through a tapestry. Felix: o_O Kraden was hiding behind a tapestry? Chaucha: I always thought that Kraden was a weird old man! Felix: I see... and what of my sister? [Enter Jenna] Jenna: O_O FELIX!!!!!!!!! *rushes forwards and glomps him tightly* ^______________^ I missed you, big brother! Felix: C-can't... brea...the... *turns blue in the face* Dora: Jenna, he's turning blue! Jenna: *still hugging* ^_^ You returned from Prox! I'm so happy! I knew you'd come back eventually! Felix: *passes out* Jenna: *releases him* O_O FELIX!!! He's hurt! *drops to knees and shakes him* Wake up, Felix! Dora: *sigh* -_-' Felix: ................ I'm........ awake.......... Jenna: Yay! ^_^ Did you hear? Kraden's dead! =D Felix: That's good... Jenna: Isaac was mean though v_v Garet: Uh oh... Felix: He was? Jenna: Uh-huh. He kept telling me to go to a nunnery, and he messed with me and broke my heart! Felix: Well, if I ever see him again- Briggs: I doubt it- Felix: I'll kill him, ok? ^_^ Jenna: Okay! ^o^ Isaac drove me mad... o_o Felix: He did? Jenna: Yeah. Did you know that some marshmallows are pink and some white? Felix: o.O Um... no, I never knew that, very fascinating... Jenna: ^_^ ~ Yo-ho, yo-ho, he drank a keg of rum, Aye-aye, aye-aye, the Pirate King, His name was One-leg Swisscheesemaybitemyeye! One-leg Swisscheesemaybitemyeye! On his shoulder sat a parrot named Frank! Frank the Parrot, he bit his eye! And One-leg Swisscheesemaybitemyeye He renamed Frank Swiss Cheese! Yo-ho, yo-ho, and a bottle of rum! One-leg Swisscheesemaybitemyeye! ~ Briggs: That's a pirate song? Chaucha: Except why woud a pirate's last name be swisscheesemaybitemyeye? Felix: Um... lovely song, Jenna ^_^;;; Jenna: *stands up* Er-hem, I wish to give out flowers... *brandishes burnt bouquets* Felix, here's a burnt bouquet for you, one for you *gives one to Dora* And you *gives last bouquet to Garet* ^_^ Garet: M-mine's burnt! Felix: Well, so's mine... Garet: ;_; But I want to be her boyfriend! Felix: Really? Garet: Oh nuts... um, just kidding, Felix ^_^;;;;; Felix: If you weren't kidding, we'd have to TALK, you know... Garet: (trembling) I know ^^; Jenna: ~ Hey, Sid Stickleback, Sid Stickleback... He went to town, went out to town, Sid Stickleback, with a wrinkled frown! People laughed as they saw his hair, For it was now purple rather than fair! Sid Stickleback, he left the town, And Sid Stickleback went to drown! Ohhhhhh, Sid Stickleback, No longer will your neighbours hear you cough and hack! How they laughed behind your back, Because you named your goldfish Jack! He is dead and gone now... The only guest at his funeral was a blind cow Which took the wrong turn at the crossing It saw nothing... And when the guy hosting the funeral asked for last words to... Sid Stickleback, Sid Stickleback... the cow said 'moo' Now on his gravestone, Under which lie his bones, It says 'Here lies Sid Stickleback, Missed sorely by a cow and a goldfish named Jack' Farewell, Sid Stickleback... ~ Felix: That was quite morbid yet... Caz: I know the feeling... [Exit Jenna] Garet: That was Jenna's final scene *suddenly teary* Felix: (whispers) Not exactly. Remember what we've been plotting? Garet: (Oh yeah) Caz: AHEM. Briggs: Now, let us go for tea or something. Chaucha: Ok, my darling Briggsy... ^_^ Felix: =\ I want to kill Isaac... Garet: Yeah, me too... Dora: LEAVE MY ISAAC ALONE! :[ Felix/Garet: Yes, Ma'am..... [Exeunt] Caz: Thats it, I can't take anymore... we'll resume next chapter... Jenna: Oh come on, I wasn't that bad! [End of Act 4, Scene 5] ~*~*~ End Play ~*~*~ Jenna: Sid Stickleback, Sid Stickleback... Felix: Please cease to sing the Sid Stickleback song... Garet: I like it! Felix: You don't understand it! Jenna: Well, it's a bit on the sad side isn't it? ^_^ One-leg Swisscheesemaybitemyeye... Sheba: That's not catchy enough. Jenna: Huh. Isaac: Well, we'd better leave, Caz's looking a bit... Mia: Mad? Isaac: Precisely. Caz: -_-+++++++ FOUL ADEPTS! Adepts: *flee*