Isaac The studio is now very crowded for some reason. Party poopers are going off, banners are hanging from the walls, and there are tables stacked with food. Caz: What... is the meaning of this? Garet: Its a party! Caz: Yes, I can see that, but WHY are you having a party? Picard: Because Kraden dies in the play today! =D Mia: See, we invited loads of people! ^_^ Caz: And who invited Deadbeard and Dullahan? Adepts: *slowly turn to look and then scream in horror* Deadbeard: *casts random powerful Psynergy* Dullahan: *summons Charon and then uses Formina Sage and True Collide* Caz: STOOOOOOP! *freezes Dullahan and Deadbeard in their tracks with Scary Author Powers* Isaac: Phew! That was close! Caz: At least the Fusion Dragon isn't here... Menardi: Why would we call ourself the Fusion Dragon? Saturos: We were a fusion dragon... o_o' Menardi: But it's unoriginal! Ivan: What did you call yourself then? Maturos? Senardi? Sheba: Ivan! Yeesh... Saturos: I am highly sensitive, midget, watch what you say. Ivan: *voice is eerily calm, as a breeze suddenly ruffles everything in the studio* What did you call me, Saturos? Caz: IVAN! *uses Scary Author Powers and freezes Ivan* Sheba: Um, Caz? Caz: What? Sheba: W-we need him for the next scene... Saturos: Pah! I could never be scared of the blond midget! Alex: *whimpers* I-I am! Menardi: o_O You are? Alex: Y-yes, his spark plasma... IT CAN HURT MY HAIR! Jenna: HAIR! =O Evil, wicked hair-pillagers! *charges Sheba* Sheba: *screams* Felix: *sitting in corner of room sipping tea* This is a zoo. Caz: *unfreezes Ivan* -_- Ivan: Destruct- Caz: *zaps Ivan again* Ivan: ... ... ...!? ...! !!! ??? =\ Sheba: Ivan's been muted. Caz: I know ^_^ Now let the play begin. [Play Begins] ~*~*~ [Act 3, Scene 3] ~*~*~ [Enter Briggs, Ivan and Sheba] Briggs: I am disappointed, it seems that Isaac knows me well. Go with Isaac to Contigo so that I may get away with my... uh, past. Ivan: ... ... ... ! Briggs: Did he say something? Sheba: -_- He said that he would love to go to Contigo. We would be proud to accompany Isaac to Contigo. >=) Briggs: I pray to you two, make it a speedy voyage. Ivan: ??? Sheba: He asked why. Briggs: Because I said so! Ivan: ... ... ... .... ... .... Sheba: And he said that you are a bossy old misery-guts. Briggs: WHAT?! Ivan: !!! ... ... ... ....!!! >=| *flees* Sheba: What do you mean I am a wicked liar?! *chases Ivan* Briggs: ... o_________O; [Exit Ivan and Sheba] [Enter Kraden] Briggs: *groans* Oh no, not you! I'd rather see the Madran mayor! Kraden: Ahem, I wished to tell you that Isaac is going to his house to see his mother. Briggs: Er, so? Kraden: I just- Briggs: Is there something WRONG with some boy seeing his MOTHER? Kraden: No- Briggs: Or are you thinking very wrong things? Kraden: No! Briggs: So, shut up and stop telling me pointless things! Kraden: I cannot. It is my duty to tell you pointless things that you absolutely do not need to know, you see. Briggs: Yeah, sure. Kraden: I am going to spy on Isaac. When you go to bed, I'll tell you what I learn. Briggs: O_O;;;;;; Kraden: What is it? Briggs: *screams* Chaucha: *walks on stage with bag* Briggsy is MINE! How dare you talk of going to bed with him! *starts furiously hitting Kraden with the bag which conveniently has cannonballs in it for some reason* Kraden: OW!!! *flees* [Exit Kraden] Briggs: Thanks, Chaucha ^^; Chaucha: No problem, my dear Briggsy ^^ *leaves* Briggs: I wish she'd quit calling me Briggsy... [Enter Isaac] Briggs: *wails* First two incompetent Jupiter Adepts, then a rambling old man, then an insane Venus Adept! What did I do to deserve this? Caz: O_______________O Briggs! Briggs: What? Caz: You're supposed to be praying now! Briggs: I know! *collapses to knees* Oh, dear whoever loves me, do save me from the euphoria of insanity blahblahblah... Isaac: Briggs is praying. I could kill him now, avenge the death of my dad, but unfortunately he is praying, so I can't, can I? Yet he killed my dad while he was not praying or some sorta crap! Life is so unfair! ;o; I think I'll just GO HOME! [Exit Isaac] Briggs: And free me from this play... alas, for my words do not go anywhere... I think nothing... *looks around furtively* He's gone?! YES! My prayer was answered... for now... [Act 3, Scene 4] [Enter Dora and Kraden] Kraden: Your son, Isaac, he is coming home. Dora: That is good news ^_^ But why did you come all the way here just to tell me that? Kraden: I thought you would appreciate it. Dora: o_O Er, right... Kraden: I am kind of cold and that tapestry looks mighty warm, can I snuggle in it? Dora: ¬_¬ Ok, I suppose so... (bonkers old man, but I suppose he is going senile, it's only right to respect your elders) Kraden: Thank you >=) Hehehehe *hides behind tapestry* Dora: Why do I feel very suspicious? *sits at table* Actually, why do I even have a tapestry in my kitchen? Oh! Isaac's coming! I must go and get the cookies! [Enter Isaac, a few minutes later] Dora: *sitting at table, munching a cookie* Welcome home, Isaac! Isaac: O________________O COOKIES! My favourites! Thanks, Mom! =D *sits down and takes one as well* Dora: ^_^ I knew you would like them. Your father loves them too. Isaac: o_O Yeah, well, Ive had these since I was about two? Dora: Have you? That is very good news. Isaac: o_o;;;; Mom, can I tell you a big secret? Dora: Go ahead, Isaac ^_^ Isaac: On Jupiter Lighthouse... two very scary Mars Adepts tried to kill me. Dora: O_O *screams* Oh my goodness, Isaac! *screams again* Kraden: *screams* Dora: ¬_¬' Isaac: O_O Whats behind the tapestry? *jumps up, holding Sol Blade* It must be a Proxian, come to kill me! *screams a war cry and runs towards the tapestry and plunges Sol Blade into it* Kraden: OW! Dora: Isaac, you just stabbed Kraden! AND ruined a tapestry! Isaac: Oops. Kraden: *collapses* Woe is me, I am slain! Isaac: Good riddance -.-' Dora: Oh well, he was a silly man anyway ^^ Isaac: *starts munching on a new cookie* Er, Mom? Dora: Yes, dear? Isaac: D-didn't you w-want to see me about s-something? Dora: Oh yes, thats right! *looks evil* >=| You have upset KING BRIGGS! Isaac: o.o;;;;; Oh, that... =\ I am very sorry Mom... er, script script script... oh yeah... well, you upset my dad! ... Somehow... Dora: v_v' You have issues. Isaac: ;_; Its not fair! You just go and 'marry' Briggs without asking me! What about Dad? Dont you know that Briggs 'killed' him?! And Ive been acting insane all because of this, and its your fault! T_______T Dora: Do you need a holiday? ^_^ Isaac: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;; [Enter Kyle] Isaac: DAD! =D Dora: What, where? Isaac: There! Dora: *stares at Kyle* Where? Isaac: *falls over* Er, never mind... Kyle: Isaac... be nice to your mother or else I shall spank your bottom. Isaac: #O_O#;;;;;;;;; DAD!!! Mia/Jenna/Random Other girls/women: *having giggling fits* Garet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kyle: Be a good boy, Isaac. [Exit Kyle] Isaac: Honest, Mom, Dad was there... Dora: Isaac, you're insane, arent you? ^_^' Isaac: No, Mom! I'm only pretending to be insane! Dora: What, why? Isaac: Because Briggs killed Dad so I was pretending to be insane so that he wouldn't know. But I blew my cover. Dora: How, dear? ^_^ Isaac: -_-' The play. Dora: Oh, I see... I think... I don't know... Isaac: Forget it, Mom ^_^;;; Just divorce Briggs or something. Dora: Okay! ^o^ Isaac: v_v;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Did you take happy pills or something? Dora: >=\ Don't be cheeky to me, young man! Isaac: O__________O;;;;;;;;;;; Sorry, Mom! Honest! Dora: .................. Peeyew! This kitchen stinks! Isaac: Oh! Goodnight, Mom! ^_^ *drags Kraden out* Gross... [Exit Isaac] [Act 4, Scene 1 (Same scene as before, in Dora's kitchen)] [Enter Briggs] Briggs: Where is Isaac? Dora: >=| You are STALKING my SON! *tries to hit Briggs with frying pan* Briggs: EEP! =O *dodges* Please, just tell me, where is he? Dora: ^_^ He killed Kraden and ran off with him. Briggs: He killed Kraden?! I must find your son and give him an award! =D Dora: I'm afraid I don't know where he is though ^_^' Briggs: By the way, is he still insane? Dora: He's about as insane as Hamlet was. Briggs: I see... wait a minute, Isaac's playing Hamlet! Dora: Oh yes, so he is ^_^ Briggs: ... It must run in the family or something... [Enter Ivan and Sheba] Ivan: !!! Sheba: Ivan wants a cookie. Dora: Go ahead ^_^ Ivan: !!! ^_^ *hungrily scoffs cookies* ^_________^ ... ... ...! Sheba: He also said that you make fantastic cookies. Dora: Why, thank you! ^_^ That Garet's very cheeky though, he once had the audacity to say that he loved Felix and Jenna's mother's cookies better! That cheeky young man! Ivan: o_O;;; ... ... Sheba: He said 'whatever' ... ^_^' Briggs: Great tidings! Isaac has slain Kraden! Ivan, Sheba, go to find Isaac at once and bring him to me in the Chapel! =D Sheba: At once, your 'Highness'! Ivan: ... ... .... ........! Sheba: No! You can't have any more! *drags Ivan out of the house* [Exit Ivan and Sheba] Briggs: ... Wait! Don't leave me alone with HER! [Exit Briggs] Dora: Huh, men these days! They are so rude! [Exeunt] [Act 4, Scene 2] [Enter Isaac] Isaac: Ok, I think I'm safe. Except the smell of air freshener might give me away... Jenna: Isaac, why do you stink of air freshener? Mia: Mmmm! Isaac smells... strong! Isaac: I had to get the smell of Kraden off me ^_^' Garet: Hah hah! >=D Isaac: -_-' Shut up. People within: Isaac! Lord Isaac! Isaac: NO! They've found me! Alas, sweet Weyard, for I may depart from your blessed surface! Aliens have come to abduct me! *screams* I WANT MY MOMMY! [Enter Ivan and Sheba] Isaac: No! Even worse, JUPITER ADEPTS! Ivan: ...! Sheba: He said 'Isaac!' Ivan: .........!!! Sheba: *hits Ivan* Don't tell me to shut up! Ivan: T_T Sheba: Where's Kraden's body? Isaac: O_O Well... I tossed it down Gaia Falls. Sheba: ... Oh. Isaac: Is that it? ^_^' Ivan: ... ... .........! Sheba: He said 'No, the King wants you' Isaac: Ew, the King WANTS me?! Sheba: *hits Isaac* NO! Stupid! He wants to give you an award for killing Kraden! Isaac: An award?! Yay! =D [Exeunt] [Act 4, Scene 3] [Enter Briggs] Briggs: *singing* The wicked old man is dead, the wicked old man is dead! Hip hip hooray! Kraden's dead, Kraden's dead, Kraden's de-ad! [Enter Ivan] Ivan: ................!!!!!!!!!!!!! Briggs: o_O Did you find Isaac? Ivan: *nods yes* Briggs: Where is the body? Ivan: !!! *holds up a drawing of Gaia Falls and Kraden falling down it* Briggs: Ah, I see. [Enter Isaac and Sheba] Briggs: Ah, Isaac, I must commend you on your accomplishment of slaying Kraden. It was a task well done. Isaac: Thank you ^_^ Briggs: Now, you deserve an award. Ivan: ...! Sheba: Shut up! Ivan: ??? o_O;;; Sheba: I said, SHUT UP! Isaac: Sheba, he isn't even saying anything. Sheba: Oh. Ivan: ... ¬_¬ Briggs: *deep breath* As a reward, Isaac, you get to go to Contigo- Isaac: ^_^ Briggs: -With Ivan and Sheba. Isaac: NO! T_T Ivan: !!!!!! ^_________^ Sheba: Hurray! =D Isaac: I DON'T WANT TO GO- *dragged off by Ivan and Sheba] [Exit Isaac, Ivan and Sheba] Briggs: *sighs in relief* With any luck, they should perish there. I have given Ivan and Sheba letters with the royal mark that will ask for the present death of Isaac. It is quite disconcerting that he has begun to act out of character and for fear of everybody's safety, he must be dealt with shortly in Contigo. Too bad I couldn't get away with arranging the Wind Adepts' deaths, but life isn't perfect. Isaac fans: BOOOO! *pelt Briggs with rotten fruit* Briggs: EEP! Save me! [Exeunt] [Act 4, Scene 4] [Enter Alex with an army] Alex: It is a proud accomplisment indeed to have my own scene all to myself, even if the scene is somewhat short. Here I am, the noble Alex, finally appearing in this parody of a Sha... Shake... spear... shakespear...rean... play called Hamlet and it is called Isaac. It is not fair. Why does Isaac get everything? I deserve to get something I want for a change, don't I? He robs me of Alchemy, he takes Mia from me... *breaks down* This is an injustice! Hsu: Excuse me? Alex: *stunned* Who gave you permission to speak? Hsu: It is in this. A script. I believe that is what it is called. Therefore to speak, I had to. Alex: NO!!! This is an injustice! The scene should have been dedicated to me only! Who is responsible for this treachery? Who has robbed me of my dream? Ghost: I, William Shakespeare, the writer of the play. Alex: ............. Hsu: It is a ghost! Fear not, with kung fu, I can fight! YAAHHH! *jumps right through the ghost* I am afraid that work, it did not. Caz: *screams and zaps the ghost with Scary Author Powers* Begone! You have no place here! Phew... its gone... Alex: *sigh* So, what do you want, tubby monk? Hsu: My name is Hsu, I am your Army's Captain. Alex: ... Oh. Go tell the King of Vale I want to march over his Kingdom. Hsu: I shall do so. Alex: Go safely on (and don't come back!) [Exeunt] [End of Act 4, Scene 4] ~*~*~ End of Play ~*~*~ Caz: That... was... *screams* I NEED IBUPROFEN! Jenna: *whistles innocently* You have Ibuprofen? Caz: *glares evilly* Hand it over! Jenna: I haven't got it! Garet's got it! Caz: *marches off to find Garet. Screaming ensues* Ivan: ... ... ... !!! Sheba: Ivan says he wants his voice back. Ivan, do you realise that was our last scene ever in the play? Ivan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................................................. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sheba: I'm not even going to translate that.... Ivan: >=\ >=( =( T_T ;o; Sheba: *sighs* -_-