Isaac The studio is almost empty, except for Caz, Hama, Kraden, a few people working behind the scenes and the annoying fly that is buzzing around. Caz: Where's everybody? Kraden: I do believe they are all currently in a state of respiration in a location that is unknown to us. Hama: What he means is that they may still be alive even though we do not know where they are. Caz: That's... it? Ugh... where did those annoying Adepts go? Hama: In my mind's eye, I can see Felix, Jenna, Isaac and Garet plotting something. I can also see Ivan and Sheba plotting something to do with torturing Isaac, I believe. Mia is polishing her mace for reasons I do not wish to know. Piers is cleaning his ship. Caz: ... Where's Dora? Hama: She's with Kyle at their house. Caz: [sighing exaggeratedly] And where is Briggs? Hama: With Chaucha, Eoleo is having a tantrum so they are trying to calm him down. Caz: [veins pulsing in head by now] Where's Alex? Hama: We do not need him for a while. Caz: That's not the point! Where is he? Hama: He is where he wishes to be, writing in a book. I think the book is titled 'Perverted Thoughts about Mia' but you do not wish to know about that do you? Caz: I could have done without that information, thank you very much. Kraden: So are we ready to start? Caz: No. Go and find those Adepts! Hama: Alex too? Caz: -_-+ No! He can be present if he wishes, but he is not important! Hama: Very well. Kraden, go and find them. Kraden: Do you think that an old man such as I can- Hama: I am a very powerful Jupiter Adept. My Spark Plasma is the most powerful- Kraden: You know what? I think I will! [walks off very slowly] Caz: Fantastic, Hama! He'll take years! Hama: Invent something to get them coming here then. Caz: ... [shouts into a microphone attached to loudspeaker] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Help! It's the Fusion Dragon! Saturos: What? Where? Menardi: You moron! WE'RE the Fusion Dragon! Karst: Did you have to shout so loud? Agatio: I don't think I am required here... humph! Felix: What's all this fuss for? Caz: -_-++++++ Everybody is very late! Jenna: Late? Us? Garet: It's not like we were doing anything- er, hehe, yeah, not doing anything. Isaac: Good job, Garet, you nearly gave it away! Ivan: I'm here, I'm here, keep your hair on! Sheba: Yeah, we were plot- just having fun! Mia: My mace needs to be polished daily, you know! Piers: My ship is in working condition, and for that I am pleased. Caz: I don't care about that! Is everybody here? Eoleo: WAAAAAAAAH! Chaucha: Shh, Eoleo! Briggs: I have better things to do than be in a stupid play... Caz: Let the play... begin -_- [Play begins] ~*~*~ [Act 3, Scene 1] ~*~*~ [Enter Briggs, Dora, Kraden, Jenna, Ivan and Sheba] Briggs: Any news about Isaac's insanity? Ivan: We bought some players in but he wasn't happy. Sheba: I am afraid he is still barking mad. Dora: Was he nice to you? Ivan: Well, yeah. Sheba: He didn't tease us for being blonde midgets or anything. Briggs: ... well, keep bothering Isaac then! Ivan/Sheba: We certainly will! >=) [Exit Ivan and Sheba] Dora: Bad men! Bad! [hits Briggs and Kraden with handbag] Kraden: Ow! I didn't even say anything! Jenna: You still deserve it >=) Kraden: That's it! Jenna, walk over there! >=\ Jenna: WHYYYYYYY? Dora: Jenna, respect your elders. Jenna: Even him? Dora: Yes, even him. Jenna: Fine! [walks over to where Kraden said to go] Briggs: [gasps] I hear Isaac coming! Kraden: Hide! Dora: Hide where? Briggs: That... tapestry over there! Kraden: Good thinking, Briggs! [Exit Dora, Kraden and Briggs (hiding behind tapestry)] [Enter Isaac] Isaac: Um, hi, Jenna! Fancy seeing you here... Jenna: [walks up to Isaac with hands behind back and eyes covered by fringe so her expression can't be interpreted clearly, and speaks in very sweet voice] Hello, Isaac. Isaac: So, uh, how are you? Jenna: [moving hands strangely] Oh, I'm JUST fine. And you? Isaac: Um, I'm f- I'm completely crazy! Jenna: So... I've... HEARD! [whips out sword and points it at Isaac] ISAAC!!! Isaac: H-huh?! [backs away] What are you... doing? Jenna: [walks forwards] I'm not going to let you bug me and tell me where to go and stuff! Isaac: But... it's scripted... Jenna: Well, I'M not going to be like stupid wimpy Ophelia! Duel with me, Isaac! Isaac: What for? Jenna: >=) [whispering] Because Briggs and Kraden aren't expecting it...! Isaac: Oh... but I haven't got any light blades... Jenna: IVAN! Ivan: [walks up] Yes? Jenna: He would like to borrow your Masamune, right, Isaac? Isaac: Uh... yes... Ivan: Here you go ^_^ [hands Isaac the Masamune and leaves] Jenna: I get first strike! Ladies first! SONIC SMASH! Haha, the Swift Sword's nifty! =D Isaac: [lying on ground, twitching] N-not fair... [casts Cure on himself and gets up again] Are you trying to really kill me or something? Jenna: Maybe, maybe not ^_^ Isaac: ... O...kay... Jenna: Fight back, you yellow-bellied wimp! Isaac: Wouldn't Psynergy be safer? Jenna: Are you kidding? We're weak to each other's elements! Isaac: Oh... yeah... Isaac and Jenna start duelling, and exchanging words during the duel. Jenna: I don't love you one whit, alright? I'm serious! Isaac: O_____________o Jenna: So you can stop writing letters! Isaac: I never wrote letters! Jenna: YES, YOU DID! Isaac: I- Jenna: You're an insane moron who's been bugging me! Isaac: I can't help it if the green goat's holding my sanity ransom! Jenna: And what's the ransom? Isaac: Um, 500 blue baked beans! Jenna: LIAR! Isaac: Oh, go to a nunnery- Jenna: [casts Dragon Fume] Isaac: Ow! I'm weak to fire, remember? Jenna: Stop your whinging and admit you've lost! [points blade at Isaac's neck] Capiche? Isaac: Um... agreed... ^_^' Jenna: Good. [puts away sword] Oh, one more thing? Isaac: What's that? Jenna: [throws a huge fireball at the tapestry] Them! Kraden/Briggs/Dora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! [run off, leaving a smoking tapestry behind] Isaac: Good thinking. I... I'd better go, oh and the cheese eating monk says to go to a nunnery. [Exit Isaac hastily] Jenna: ....... IIIIIIIIISSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!! [Enter Briggs and Kraden] Briggs: That was interesting. Kraden: To think Jenna could be so fierce and Isaac so meek... Jenna: GO AWAY! Perverted men! >=O Briggs: Well, I'm thinking of packing him off to Contigo someday anyway. Kraden: Jenna, we'll let Dora treat Isaac for now until he goes to Contigo, for his... safety. Jenna: [fuming] HE TOLD ME TO GO TO A NUNNERY! Garet: I don't want Jenna in a nunnery! =O Briggs: Come, let us go. [Exeunt] [Act 3, Scene 2] [Enter Isaac and some Players] Isaac: Um, the play begins soons? Feizhi: That is correct. Isaac: Okay, fine. Feizhi: ... Isaac: Why do you stare at me? Feizhi: I LOVE YOU! =D Isaac: Oh, heavens help me!!!!! Feizhi: Will you marry me, Isaac? =D Isaac: I am too young for marriage, I think. Feizhi: Never mind, Isaac, I shall wait for as long as it takes! Isaac: But- Feizhi: You are the only one for me, Isaac! Mia/Jenna: ......... (weirdo!) Isaac: What about Hsu? Feizhi: That was just a silly childhood crush. This is the real thing! Isaac: But how can you possibly know that? Feizhi: Because I know you! ^_^ And you're handsome, dashing, brave, loyal, sweet, smart, cute... Isaac: Then why did you mistake FELIX for ME in Champa? Feizhi: I... the blindness of love was in my eyes! Ivan: How... corny. Isaac: But Felix does not even look like me... Feizhi: But he was nice too, he promised to give you the Golden Ring! Felix: No! KRADEN promised! Isaac: Golden Ring? Jenna: Yeah! THAT Golden Ring! -_O;;;;;;; Right, Isaac?! Isaac: Um... Feizhi: [eyes welling up] The good luck charm I made you... Isaac: Er, uh- [notices several people furiously winking at him] Yeah! That one! Feizhi: Did you like it? =D Isaac: Um, I loved it! o_o Feizhi: Yes! Then we do stand a chance after all! Isaac: We do? Feizhi: Love knows no boundaries. Isaac: .... You're creepy. Feizhi: Omigosh! Isaac complimented me! [is starry eyed] Isaac: .......... well, you all know what to do for the play? Feizhi & Other Players: Yes! Isaac: Well, go and get ready then! [Exit Players] [Enter Kraden, Ivan and Sheba] Kraden: Are the players in the process of preparing for the play this evening yet? Isaac: The barking eel that lives in a jam jar says yes. Ivan: [sighs] You weirdo. Sheba: [whispers] It's probably a ploy to wind up Kraden. Ivan: [whispers back] We'd better wind Isaac up quicker then. [Exit Kraden, Ivan and Sheba] Isaac: That was... weird... [Enter Garet] Garet: ISAAC! Isaac: [gulps] Hi, Garet! Garet: [grabs Isaac and pins him to a wall] Tell Jenna to go to a nunnery again and both me and Felix will kill you, okay? ^______________^ Isaac: O-Okay! Garet: Good, I am glad we understand each other. [lets Isaac go] So, how are you? ^_^ Isaac: Fine! Pretending to be insane gets dull, but otherwise fine. Could you do me a favour? Garet: And what is this favour, Isaac? Isaac: While the play is going on, spy on Briggs. Garet: Ooh... alright! Isaac: And report to me afterwards. Garet: Aye-aye, Captain! [salutes] Isaac: And don't call me captain either. Garet: Whatever you say, Isaac! I trust your judgement! ^_^ Isaac: ............. And shut up. Garet: [nods vigorously] [Enter Dora, Briggs, Kraden, Jenna, Ivan, Sheba and a bunch of people] Isaac: Hark! They're on the way to the play! Go get a place! Garet: ........... [runs off to do so] Isaac: That's one annoying person sorted out... as for the others... Briggs: How fares Isaac? Isaac: I'm sicker than a dead sheep, thanks. Briggs: That's... nice ^_^' Dora: Isaac, come and sit next to me? Isaac: No thanks ^_^ [sits next to Jenna] Jenna: Um, you do realise that sitting next to me is hazardous for your health? Isaac: You do realise we're sitting in the same row as my mom, and that pirate, and Kraden? Jenna: [gasps] Adepts Row! Isaac: You said it! Isaac and Jenna quickly find another row and are joined by Felix, Garet, Ivan, Sheba, Mia, Piers and Hama. Felix: Popcorn! [hands out popcorn] Mia: Cotton candy! [hands out cotton candy] Piers: Drinks! [hands drinks out] Garet: Chocolate! [grudgingly hands out chocolate] Jenna: Sweets! [hands assortment of sweets out] Ivan: Pillows! [hands out pillows] Sheba: You're weird, Ivan... Gameboy SPs! =D [hands out Gameboy SPs] Jenna: Nice, but where are the games? Isaac: Games! [hands out several copies of Legend of Zelda the Four Swords and link cables, and Wario Ware for Hama.] Garet: Cool! =D Isaac: Okay, we're in two different teams- Me, Felix, Jenna, Garet; and Ivan, Sheba, Mia and Piers! Garet: I want to be Red Link! Felix: I shall be Green Link. Isaac: I'll be Blue Link. Jenna: Great, leave me with Purple Link why don't you? -_- Ivan: I shall also be Green. Sheba: I shall be... Purple. Mia: Blue! =D Piers: ...fine, I'm Red. The Adepts begin frenziedly playing Four Swords, and Hama quietly plays Wario Ware, as the play goes on. On the stage, Feizhi is narrating while the other players are doing stuff in the background. Feizhi: Once upon a time in the far away land Obananaboboolagbongjoolie, there was a King Uzizantalantarious, and he had a bride, the beautiful Queen Elimeraldiandanalaseema. The King and Queen loved each other very much! Saturos: Oh, my dear... Elimerdandyseeingya... Menardi: Ohhhhh, Uzizantalatious or whatever your name is... I love you so... Feizhi: However, Uzizantalantarious did not realise that he had another admirer who would do anything to get in the way of Elimeraldiandanalaseema. This was the Queen's sister, the wicked Uninyensalatareuta. Karst: Ohhhh, Uzitantalising! ^_______^;;; Feizhi: One day, Elimeraldiandanalaseema was sleeping! Menardi curls up on the floor and Saturos walks off. Feizhi: Oh woe! The wicked sister, Uninyensalatareuta, came on scene! Karst walks up to Menardi. Karst: Hee, hee, Uzizanblahwhatever is mine! >=) Feizhi: Uninyensalatareuta poured some dreadful poison into Elimeraldiandanalaseema's ear! And Elimeraldiandanalaseema died! Menardi: Woe is me, I am dead! Karst: Yay! Uziiiii! Saturos: You... called? Karst: Queen Elimeraldiandanalaseema is dead! Marry me! Saturos: Okay! Feizhi: And so, the Wicked Sister Uninyensalatareuta murdered her sister and became Queen Uninyensalatareuta! Briggs: [jumps up and screams like a banshee] Jenna: Bwahahaha! >=D Die, Blue Link! Isaac: No! Green Link, save me! Jenna: Purple Link will conquer! Felix: Sorry, Green Link is too busy throwing bombs at Red Link ^_^ Garet: Hey! Briggs is acting funny! Felix: Yes! Nailed him! =D Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mia: Children... -_- Ivan: Do they not realise it's supposed to be teamwork? Piers: Yes, it's so fascinating, pushing a huge block together. Sheba: Or ganging up on the bosses! =D Isaac: Um, Briggs is acting funny, I think that means the play is over now. Jenna: Aww! Isaac: Blue Link says Purple Link go to nunnery! [vaults over chairs and runs off] Garet/Jenna/Felix/Mia: ISAAC!!! Ivan: What is it with him and nunneries? Sheba: Maybe we should put him in one. Piers: He would need a gender change first... Garet: I'm going after him! [Exeunt] [Enter Isaac and Garet in new room] Garet: Found you! >=| Isaac: Aw, come on, it was a joke! Garet: What did I say? Isaac: Hmm, I forgot. What did you say, Garet? Garet: ... I said not to tell Jenna to go to a nunnery! Isaac: But I didn't! That's what Blue Link said to Purple Link! Garet: But that was you and Jenna! >=O Isaac: Crap, sometimes you're too intelligent for your own good. Very scary. Garet: Hmph... Isaac: So, you noticed Briggs? Garet: Yeah, he went crazy about the stuff about poisoning and stuff. Isaac: Just as I thought. Garet: I reckon you're in trouble now. Isaac: Yeah... =\ [Enter Ivan and Sheba] Ivan: We found you! Sheba: There is no escape now! Isaac: Aw, shut up, midgets! Garet: Yeah, you wanna kiss our asses, you punk kids? Ivan: Your language needs some work. Garet: Live with it! Sheba: You have upset King Briggs, Isaac! Isaac: Score! [punches the air] Sheba: -_-' Isaac: Besides, it was Fezziwig, Satty, Menny and Karst, not me! Garet: Fezziwig? o_O Isaac: FEIZHI. Garet: Oh... o_O Isaac: Fezziwig just sounds funnier! Ivan: We don't care what you want to call her! Sheba: You are still in trouble! Ivan: Your mom wants to see you! >=| Isaac: I'm so scared. Sheba: Go speak to her, she is in her bedroom! Isaac: Can't... we... speak... in a less private place? Garet: [snickers] Isaac: o_O I just... Ivan: Fine -_- We will ask her to talk to you in the kitchen of your house or something then. Isaac: Wait! Sheba: Huh? Isaac: Mom and Dad's bedroom is joined to the kitchen! Who are you kidding? Ivan/Sheba: XD Garet: You should go, Isaac... your mom might be mad at you. [Enter Kraden] Kraden: Isaac, your mother wishes to exchange words with you. Isaac: I KNOW! Is the Camel blue like a cheese? Kraden: I think. Isaac: Or rather green like an orange? Garet: =D Green oranges! Kraden: Verily. Isaac: Or it's purple like a cucumber! Kraden: Indeed, yes. Isaac: Now then I shall go and see my Mom! =D Kraden: As you wish. >=) [Exit Kraden] Isaac: Nosy old... Ivan: Respect your elders! Sheba: That's Kraden! Ivan: Kraden? Sheba: Kraden. Ivan: O_O Kraden! Sheba: Kraden? Ivan: Kraden =\ Sheba: Kraden T_T Ivan: Kraden >=\ Garet: SHUT UP, YOU PONCEY BLONDE SHORT... MIDGETS! Isaac: You're trying to wind me up T_T Ivan: Precisely. Sheba: Affirmative. Ivan: Indeed. Sheba: Likewise. Ivan: Naturally. Sheba: Of course. Ivan: Agreed. Sheba: Certainly. Isaac: [screams like a banshee and flees with Garet following] Ivan/Sheba: >=) Isaac: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! [Exeunt] [End of Act 3, Scene 2] ~*~*~ End ~*~*~ Caz: ... That... was... ..................... Hama: Interesting? Caz: ............... Messed up! =D Jenna: How dare Isaac tell me to go to a nunnery! >=| Sheba: Wonderful, she's flying into a temper at the mention of the word nunnery. Oh well. Ivan: Isaac is annoying her immensely, I see. Felix: I shall have to sort him out if he continues. Isaac: Meep! O_o;;;; Garet: I'll help! Isaac: [gulps] O_O;;;;;