An Alchemy Sage Calls


For some crazy reason, I'm rewriting my old parodies for putting up on my site. They were pretty bad, so they obviously needed work. 
This one REALLY needed it, because it was actually written before Golden Sun: The Lost Age came out.

The source of this is a little obscure. It's a parody of some book. I got bitten by the parody bug when I was forced to go and watch a 
play based off the book. And I was eating a lot of Wine Gums at the time. That's candy by the way and no, it doesn't contain wine.

So, on a sugar high, bored during watching a play, an insane parody bug bit me and I wrote this way back before TLA had even come out. I 
had to take it off Fanfiction.net later when they banned script fic.

But now you get to see one of these unoriginal, random things called parodies I wrote! Hooray!

The pairings are Alex/Jenna, Alex/Mia and Felix/Mia. Whoah... that would be pretty strange if all three of those were in a proper Golden Sun 
fic. Mia would be cheating on Alex and Felix and Alex would be cheating on Jenna and Mia...

Okay, enough rambling out of me. I'll just get on with this.


Disclaimer

The original play, 'An Inspector Calls' is copyright of J.B. Priestley, who wrote it.
Golden Sun was made by Camelot and I obviously don't own the characters in it or anything.

Cast

Henry Venus (Felix and Jenna's dad)

Olivia Venus (Their mom)

Felix Venus

Jenna Venus

Alex Mercury

Sheba

Kraden (aka Alchemy Sage)

Mia Paragon/Mary Aquarius

Dora 

Mrs Jerra (Garet's mother)

Isaac

Garet

Piers